Funny divorce letter:

Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.

I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!Have a great life!

@@@@@@

Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone. Everything
happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife,
Rich As Hell and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started
back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a
grave.

The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did
you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your
private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen
before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied,
"My wife's first husband."

Bet that dude is sorry he/she sold....

BTW, I updated my siggy. You like?

From here:

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=26099754

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for it and long as the day is strong. Until I break even, then I'll have to reevaluate lol !

Maybe this is your answer? It's also pretty well known that as soon as Shake is touting something, he is selling all the way up. IMO.


Posted by: shakerzzz
In reply to: makinggreen123 who wrote msg# 278992
Date:1/18/2008 9:48:31 AM
Post #of 279037

Pat Smith: Did you read the PR dude???
Pat Smith: CHAD SYKES is Charlatan!!!!!!!!!
KingOf Pennies: WHICH ONE
Pat Smith: RVGD
KingOf Pennies: NO
KingOf Pennies: WHATS IT SAY
Pat Smith: yeah its got chad sykes of "nu markets soulutions" in the PR.. CHAD SYKES is Charlatan from IHUB!
Pat Smith: Huge red flag.. I sold
KingOf Pennies: really wtfff
Pat Smith: Well for me at least
Pat Smith: yeah..
KingOf Pennies: i hate that prik
Pat Smith: weird shit going on
KingOf Pennies: its pinky land lol
Pat Smith: how the hell can he be connected with them?!??! Allscams!!
KingOf Pennies: so you just tanked it >???
KingOf Pennies: lol

Don't sweat it - just games being played. We'll have our day.

Just trying to make a funny, didn't think everyone would bring out the noose. Shoulda known better. GLTA - I'll go back to lurking.

nutin', just wondering that's all (backing away slowly).

Something just occurred to me... is it a prerequisite to have a kitty in your signature to be a shareholder? Just wondering.... :)

CCWW looking good !!

Filings up to date and uplisting to OTCBB in the works:


http://xml.10kwizard.com/filing_raw.php?repo=tenk&ipage=5391172


Cable & Co. Worldwide Files Its Annual Report on Form 10-K and Reiterates Its 2008 Business Plans

Cable & Co. Worldwide, Inc. ("Cable") (PINKSHEETS: CCWW) today announced that its Annual Report on Form 10-K for the year 2007 has been filed, including its audited financial statement.

Gary Stein, President of Cable, stated, "As we reported last quarter, it is important that Cable be completely transparent and the inclusion of audited financials is a significant step in fulfilling this obligation." Mr. Stein further stated, "We will continue in the coming weeks to proceed with our business plan as previously announced. We are planning the closing of both the InMarketing Group Inc. and Aspen Media and Market Research, Ltd. acquisitions during the first quarter.

"Further, Cable has made the decision to submit an application to the Over the Counter Bulletin Board (OTC.BB)."

Mr. Stein indicated, "It is Cable's intention, subject to having a Registration Statement, including audited financial statements, declared effective in order to spin-off LifeHealthCare, Inc. into a fully reporting separate and distinct public entity. As a result of such spin-off, the shareholders of Cable would receive a stock dividend of one share of LifeHealthCare, Inc. for each share of Cable."

Cable & Co. Worldwide, Inc. also noted that it has filed an Information Statement to change the company's name to Market & Research Corp., which would result in a symbol change when finalized; a reduction in the number of authorized shares to 150 million and would implement a 150 to 1 reverse split of its shares. These changes are also expected to be completed this quarter.

About Cable & Co.

Cable currently owns LifeHealth Care, Inc. LifeHealthCare, Inc. intends to develop and commercialize innovative over-the-counter, non-prescriptive dental care products.

About InMarketing

InMarketing is a leader in the incentive industry through the deployment of its exclusive, database-driven, web-enabled application to reward program strategies. InMarketing develops sales incentive programs, a safety incentive program, service award, recognition programs or customer loyalty programs for its customers.

About Quantum

Quantum currently provides consumer research services to the telecommunications, automotive, healthcare, banking and cable industries and provides a circulation and research service for Business-to-Business for these same industries.

Forward-Looking Statements: The Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995 provides a safe harbor for forward-looking statements made on behalf of the Company and its subsidiaries. All such forward-looking statements are, by necessity, only estimates of future results and actual results achieved by the Company may differ materially from these statements due to a number of factors. Any forward-looking statements speak only as of the date made. Statements made in this document that are not purely historical are forward-looking statements, including any statements as to beliefs, plans, expectations, or intentions regarding the future. Risk factors that may cause results to differ from projections include, without limitation, loss of suppliers, loss of customers, inadequate capital, competition, loss of key executives, declining prices, and other economic factors. The Company assumes no obligations to update these forward-looking statements to reflect actual results, changes in assumptions or changes in other factors affecting such statements. You should independently investigate and fully understand all risks before making investment decisions.

Contact for further information:
Gary Stein
steincorp007@gmail.com


Source: Marketwire (January 16, 2008 - 1:00 PM EST)

CCWW looking good !!

Filings up to date and uplisting to OTCBB in the works:


http://xml.10kwizard.com/filing_raw.php?repo=tenk&ipage=5391172


Cable & Co. Worldwide Files Its Annual Report on Form 10-K and Reiterates Its 2008 Business Plans

Cable & Co. Worldwide, Inc. ("Cable") (PINKSHEETS: CCWW) today announced that its Annual Report on Form 10-K for the year 2007 has been filed, including its audited financial statement.

Gary Stein, President of Cable, stated, "As we reported last quarter, it is important that Cable be completely transparent and the inclusion of audited financials is a significant step in fulfilling this obligation." Mr. Stein further stated, "We will continue in the coming weeks to proceed with our business plan as previously announced. We are planning the closing of both the InMarketing Group Inc. and Aspen Media and Market Research, Ltd. acquisitions during the first quarter.

"Further, Cable has made the decision to submit an application to the Over the Counter Bulletin Board (OTC.BB)."

Mr. Stein indicated, "It is Cable's intention, subject to having a Registration Statement, including audited financial statements, declared effective in order to spin-off LifeHealthCare, Inc. into a fully reporting separate and distinct public entity. As a result of such spin-off, the shareholders of Cable would receive a stock dividend of one share of LifeHealthCare, Inc. for each share of Cable."

Cable & Co. Worldwide, Inc. also noted that it has filed an Information Statement to change the company's name to Market & Research Corp., which would result in a symbol change when finalized; a reduction in the number of authorized shares to 150 million and would implement a 150 to 1 reverse split of its shares. These changes are also expected to be completed this quarter.

About Cable & Co.

Cable currently owns LifeHealth Care, Inc. LifeHealthCare, Inc. intends to develop and commercialize innovative over-the-counter, non-prescriptive dental care products.

About InMarketing

InMarketing is a leader in the incentive industry through the deployment of its exclusive, database-driven, web-enabled application to reward program strategies. InMarketing develops sales incentive programs, a safety incentive program, service award, recognition programs or customer loyalty programs for its customers.

About Quantum

Quantum currently provides consumer research services to the telecommunications, automotive, healthcare, banking and cable industries and provides a circulation and research service for Business-to-Business for these same industries.

Forward-Looking Statements: The Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995 provides a safe harbor for forward-looking statements made on behalf of the Company and its subsidiaries. All such forward-looking statements are, by necessity, only estimates of future results and actual results achieved by the Company may differ materially from these statements due to a number of factors. Any forward-looking statements speak only as of the date made. Statements made in this document that are not purely historical are forward-looking statements, including any statements as to beliefs, plans, expectations, or intentions regarding the future. Risk factors that may cause results to differ from projections include, without limitation, loss of suppliers, loss of customers, inadequate capital, competition, loss of key executives, declining prices, and other economic factors. The Company assumes no obligations to update these forward-looking statements to reflect actual results, changes in assumptions or changes in other factors affecting such statements. You should independently investigate and fully understand all risks before making investment decisions.

Contact for further information:
Gary Stein
steincorp007@gmail.com


Source: Marketwire (January 16, 2008 - 1:00 PM EST)

So, who is the new CEO??

Item 502(b) Resignation of Officer

Effective January 7, 2008, Steven Kessler resigned from his position as President of the Company and Martin C. Licht resigned from his position as Chief Executive Officer of the Company.

Nice move today. Nice to see green in my portfolio amongst the sea of red.

OT: Sorry MM2b, I don't have it. Don't have PM either... sorry for the OT post everyone.

Merry Christmas to all!!

Can you ship it in time for Christmas?

I was also lucky enough to grab 1 million more at .001 :) Thanks sellers! I am now divisible by 150!

Not directed at you, sorry for the confusion. It was a general comment for the tone of the board the last few days. I still probably need a tune up though...

Million dollar profit??? I wish I had that problem. Care to share some of your picks? :)

As for the bashing - keep it up, I will be getting some additional funds soon.

It seems these days that the only movement I see on my watch list (and portfolio) is down. Even my gold and silver took a sharp nosedive this morning :(

How come no one ever tells me that there is going to be a bash campaign so I can load up at a lower pps too?

Lookin' up a bit today... I hope we can see a repeat of the last run - and beyond!


Here is a really neat animation link to check out:

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

Don't worry, no malicious code or anything like that... but I did notice that it doesn't work on everyone's computer. Maybe it needs a special browser plugin. Enjoy!

Where did everyone go? Is everyone holding their breath?

Looks like one just went off - printing .14

Good post Chevy...

I wonder if some of our pps woes are due to money being funneled into SHCM?

Please don't stop posting - you are appreciated here more than you know. Don't let the chicken man get under your skin. Better to put him on ignore.

Sweet, got my fills today. some nice cheapies too.

L2 please?

I'm getting some fills now

Pffffffff! Trades going off below my bid.

When was the last time a pinky CEO admitted something like this:

"While recognizing that Cable meets the minimum profitability and shareholder equity requirements to qualify, we also recognize that uplisting to the American Stock Exchange is not going to happen overnight, as several things need to occur."

Imagine... a CEO grounded in reality! I'm more and more impressed by each news release!!

Seems to be some relation here - not the first time if I recall. What does it all mean?

Would anyone fess up to buying or selling this odd lot? I'll start - it wasn't me :)


Time & Sales
Price Size Exch Time
t 0.0908 65673 OTO 16:05:56
0.092 4000 OTO 15:58:51
0.092 4000 OTO 15:54:12
0.093 3000 OTO 14:42:51
0.085 2500 OTO 14:17:41
0.093 2500 OTO 12:52:57
0.093 542 OTO 11:59:03
0.094 2500 OTO 11:57:27
0.09 5000 OTO 11:36:01
0.09 5000 OTO 11:29:19
0.093 10000 OTO 10:47:59
0.093 20000 OTO 10:44:54
0.095 10000 OTO 10:43:44
0.095 5000 OTO 10:42:29
0.095 10000 OTO 10:42:25
0.097 2000 OTO 10:29:37
0.098 30000 OTO 10:16:35
0.096 10000 OTO 10:16:32
0.096 5000 OTO 10:13:49
0.098 10000 OTO 10:13:40
0.096 10000 OTO 10:13:10
0.098 5000 OTO 10:08:36
0.096 5000 OTO 10:08:27
0.098 10000 OTO 10:07:42
0.096 10000 OTO 10:07:23
0.098 45000 OTO 10:03:40
0.096 45673 OTO 10:03:27
0.099 2000 OTO 09:30:25
0.099 500 OTO 09:30:25

And since you can set your watch to this company's PRs, I bet it will be out on Monday or Tuesday at the latest.

From the last PR:

Cable & Co. Worldwide, Inc. (PINKSHEETS: CCWW) ("Cable") has entered into a definitive agreement to purchase all of the capital stock of INmarketing Corp., a New Jersey corporation ("INmarketing") from its shareholders.

Headquartered in New Jersey, INmarketing Group, Inc. is a full service marketing company that provides comprehensive incentive and recognition programs. Its programs are designed to improve and enhance the behavior of individuals resulting positively to its clients by marketing expertise with technologically advanced on-line incentive and recognition applications. Results are delivered by identifying key issues, recommending effective solutions and offering the most sought after rewards in the industry. INmarketing effectively manages programs by employing communication strategies, continuing program analysis, program feedback and customer service. Its clients include such companies as Sharp Electronics, Travelers Insurance Home and Auto, Travelers Small Commercial, Hartz Pet Foods, Broadview, Bayer, A&P Stores and the like.

INmarketing's adjusted, unaudited EBITDA for the year ending December 31, 2007, will be $1,224,237 on sales of approximately $12 million.

Cable will acquire all of the outstanding equity of INmarketing for a purchase price of $6,121,185. Fifty percent of the purchase price will be paid in cash at the closing and the balance will be paid in the form of a promissory note, which, under certain circumstances, may be converted into common stock of Cable at the election of the note holders. The closing of the Acquisition remains subject to various conditions, and it is currently anticipated that the Acquisition will be consummated in or about January 2008.

Gary Stein, President of Cable, stated, "The acquisition of INmarketing will add great synergy to our previously announced understanding to acquire Quantum Research Services Inc. When these two acquisitions are completed, the combined Companies will have revenues in excess of approximately $17.0M and an adjusted EBITDA of approximately $1.6M. We are looking forward to growing both of these companies along with further acquisitions to build value for our shareholders." Mr. Stein further stated, "Additional news regarding Cable's plan to uplist to the American Stock Exchange will be released in the early part of next week, and over the course of the next several weeks additional information regarding the Cable's business plan will be forthcoming."

Nothing wrong with letting the chart cool down a bit today in preparation for next week's news!

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Awesome news!! glad I held on here :)

I'm holding tight!

Nice move today - and unexpected. Should have raised my bid earlier today :(

Agreed - holding nice - just needs more cowbell and we are at .003!!