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Of course!
Just wait for the customary response from some of our thickest board members..." link please". That always gives me a big belly laugh.
Earnings are out...
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 1, 2023
GNCP Announces Q3 Earnings of $0.00 and Revenue of $0.00 with Forward Guidance of $0.00
Dear Shareholders and Investors,
We regret to report that GNCP (GNCC Capital, Inc.) experienced significant challenges during the third quarter (Q3) of 2023, resulting in earnings of $0.00 and revenue of $0.00. We would like to provide insight into the factors contributing to this unexpected and disappointing outcome and offer our forward guidance for the company.
1. Loss of Director: The sudden and untimely passing of one of our esteemed directors had a profound impact on our organizational stability and strategic decision-making during Q3. Our heartfelt condolences go out to their family and friends.
2. Global Climate Change: The escalating effects of global climate change have presented unprecedented challenges to our operations and supply chain. Extreme weather events and disruptions have hampered our ability to meet production targets and fulfill customer demands during the quarter.
3. Failure of Phase 6: We had anticipated tailwinds from the implementation of Phase 6 initiatives; however, due to unforeseen complexities, these projects did not yield the expected results during the reporting period.
4. Basel 3 and Unrelated Events: The implementation of Basel 3 regulations impacted our financial sector, although we acknowledge that this is a separate and unrelated event that affected our industry at large.
5. Quantum Financial System Delays: Despite our efforts and investments in technological advancements, the realization of the Quantum Financial System remains years away, postponing potential opportunities that we had anticipated for improving financial processes.
6. Management Expertise and Engagement: We acknowledge that we faced internal challenges related to management expertise and a lack of cohesive engagement. Our board and leadership team are committed to addressing these issues head-on to strengthen the company's foundation moving forward.
7. Shareholder Communication: We acknowledge that our communication with shareholders during this period was inadequate, and we deeply regret any concerns or frustrations this may have caused.
Going Forward:
While we faced formidable headwinds during Q3, we remain steadfast in our commitment to enhancing GNCP's resilience and performance. We are taking the following actions to address the identified challenges and improve future prospects:
1. Strengthening Leadership: We are actively recruiting and appointing highly skilled directors to reinforce our board's expertise and bring fresh perspectives.
2. Climate Resilience Initiatives: GNCP will prioritize climate resilience initiatives to mitigate the impact of climate change on our operations and supply chain.
3. Phase 6 Review and Redesign: We are conducting a comprehensive review of Phase 6 initiatives to identify areas of improvement and realign them with our long-term objectives.
4. Basel 3 Adaptation: We are working diligently to adapt to the Basel 3 regulatory changes and optimize our financial operations to navigate the evolving landscape successfully.
5. Technological Advancements: While the Quantum Financial System may be years away, we remain committed to investing in cutting-edge technologies to drive efficiency and competitiveness.
6. Enhanced Shareholder Engagement: We pledge to improve shareholder communication, keeping you informed about our progress, challenges, and future plans.
We are aware of the concerns raised by our shareholders, and we humbly acknowledge our shortcomings. Your trust and confidence are essential to GNCP's success, and we are dedicated to earning and retaining your support.
Thank you for your continued faith in GNCP. Together, we will navigate these challenges and build a stronger, more sustainable future.
Sincerely,
Ronald Yadin Lowenthal
GNCP is a GINO, Gold In Name Only. FYI
Rick! I am trying to rescue GNCP and have $310,000.00 in undeployed cash and a nearly 1.5 million dollar portfolio at ET and another 300k at Interactive brokers, but I still can't buy. What's the problem?
I look forward to your incredibly well-thought super intelligent in-depth analysis.
https://stocktwits.com/Victhestick/message/537430024
This Just in ....FOR IMMEDIATE LOLS Justme: "Link Please!!!!!" LOLOLOLOLO
Tesla (TSLA) Unveils Hilarious Acquisition of "Regulatory Basket Case" GNCP
In a surprising twist of events, Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ: TSLA) has announced a side-splitting all-cash acquisition of the mining giant GNCP (Regulatory Symbol: GNCP). Brace yourselves for the comedy show as Tesla dives into the world of unpatented mining claims and regulatory shenanigans, all for a laughable .44 cents per share for a whopping 210 billion shares authorized!
GNCP, a company that even clowns find amusing, currently resides on the expert market, where only closing trades are allowed. Why? Because they're in arrears for not one, not two, but six quarters of financial statements and one annual report! Talk about a regulatory circus act!
Elon Musk, the undisputed ringmaster of Tesla, could barely keep a straight face when announcing this epic acquisition, commenting, "We heard GNCP's financial statements are so hilarious that they should win an award for 'Best Comedy of Errors.' We couldn't resist joining the fun!"
The acquisition price of .44 cents per share had everyone in stitches. Seriously, you can't even get a decent cup of coffee for that price! But hey, Tesla's all about efficiency, and if there's one thing GNCP is efficient at, it's keeping its stock price in the bargain bin.
But wait, there's more! GNCP's unpatented mining claims are leased through a shady 3rd party. Rumor has it that the party in question is none other than a mischievous leprechaun with a pot of fool's gold. Who knew Tesla was so interested in mythical treasures?
"We've always been fascinated by tall tales and mythical creatures," Musk joked. "Who knows, maybe we'll strike gold, or maybe we'll just get a good laugh out of it."
While the financial world is scratching its head at this "one-of-a-kind" acquisition, Tesla assures everyone that they've got it all under control. The regulatory hurdles, the financial mess - they see it as a comedic challenge!
"We're not just a car company; we're a comedy company too!" Musk declared. "Get ready for GNCP: The Greatest Nutty Comedy Performance!"
The acquisition is subject to approval from comedy critics and market regulators. Tesla and GNCP will work tirelessly to tickle their funny bones and cross all the t's and dot all the i's, bringing laughter and joy to investors everywhere.
About Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ: TSLA)
Tesla is a leading electric vehicle and clean energy company, known for its revolutionary products, bold ambitions, and occasional moments of sheer hilarity.
About GNCP (Regulatory Symbol: GNCP)
GNCP is a mining giant that has earned the prestigious title of "Regulatory Basket Case." They've mastered the art of financial slapstick comedy and have a knack for attracting shady 3rd parties.
For media inquiries, please contact: Your parents and ask them why they weren't more demanding when it came to your educational achievement.
Please do idiot!
https://www.sec.gov/oiea/Complaint.html
Forward-Looking Statement:
This release contains forward-looking statements, which should not be taken too seriously, and should only be interpreted for entertainment purposes. Actual events and results may differ significantly from any statements or beliefs expressed herein, especially those regarding the acquisition of GNCP, as GNCP may or may not exist in the real world. Readers are advised to suspend disbelief and not base any investment decisions on this parody.
While you're at it, please help me find unobtainium on the periodic table of elements.
Thank you in advance.
Tesla (TSLA) Unveils Groundbreaking Acquisition of "Expert Market" GNCP see post I am replying to.
Trans-dimensional acquisition. I thought I had heard of all kinds of mergers, Horizontal Merger, Vertical Merger, Conglomerate Merger,
Market Extension Merger, Product Extension Merger, Subsidiary Merger, Reverse Merger, Hostile Takeover...anyone know of others?
OMG, I was so wrong about GNCP FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE....
Tesla (TSLA) Unveils Groundbreaking Acquisition of "Expert Market" GNCP for a Whopping 30 Cents per Share!
Palo Alto, CA - July 19, 2023 - Tesla Inc. (NASDAQ: TSLA) is delighted to announce an out-of-this-world acquisition plan that is set to revolutionize the electric vehicle industry and beyond. In a jaw-dropping move, Tesla has inked a deal to acquire the renowned "Expert Market" GNCP (Greatly Non-existent Chemical Products) for an astonishing 30 cents per share or a whopping $63,000,000,000!
Tesla, already known for its daring and innovative strategies, has set its sights on GNCP, an elusive "purported" lithium company that has managed to maintain a mystical aura in the market. The acquisition will bolster Tesla's mission to provide the world with sustainable energy solutions and will pave the way for lithium-powered rockets, taking the concept of "ludicrous speed" to an entirely new dimension.
Elon Musk, the enigmatic CEO of Tesla, was overheard saying, "This acquisition is like finding a rare unicorn grazing on Mars! GNCP's expertise in non-existent lithium will enable us to produce electric vehicles that practically run on sheer imagination and fairy dust. It's pure magic!"
The proposed deal is structured at an almost unimaginable 30 cents per share, valuing GNCP at an astronomical $63 billion, which is equivalent to the price of 210 million Ludicrous Mode upgrades. Such a deal has never been seen before, leading some financial analysts to speculate if Elon Musk has discovered a hidden treasure map or tapped into a parallel universe where GNCP's assets are worth their weight in unobtanium.
The acquisition is anticipated to close during Q3 of this year, subject to customary regulatory review and the alignment of the stars in the night sky. Tesla's legal team is reportedly working overtime to navigate the intricacies of trans-dimensional corporate acquisitions.
In a joint statement, Tesla and GNCP's boards said, "We firmly believe that this acquisition will unlock a new era of innovation in sustainable transportation, making our shared vision of a greener future a reality." They also assured shareholders that the price per share was based on the intrinsic value of GNCP's metaphysical assets and not influenced by cosmic fluctuations.
While some skeptics have raised eyebrows over the valuation, Tesla enthusiasts have taken to social media, coining the hashtag #LithiumMagic, praising the visionary merger and predicting a future where EVs will be fueled by dreams and powered by hope.
About Tesla:
Tesla Inc. is a trailblazing electric vehicle and clean energy company founded with the mission to accelerate the world's transition to sustainable energy. With groundbreaking innovations and a cult-like following, Tesla continues to redefine the future of transportation and beyond.
Forward-Looking Statement:
This release contains forward-looking statements, which should not be taken too seriously, and should only be interpreted for entertainment purposes. Actual events and results may differ significantly from any statements or beliefs expressed herein, especially those regarding the acquisition of GNCP, as GNCP may or may not exist in the real world. Readers are advised to suspend disbelief and not base any investment decisions on this parody.
For media inquiries, please contact:
Tesla PR Department
pr@tesla.com
This board, in a nutshell. Sadly, I'm being generous.
See the link to my trading account. You tell me.
https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=172332957
The $1.4 million I'm sitting on mostly came from stocks and options. But a little mad money never hurt anyone. Never more than a few thousand bucks in this junk though. Didn't get greedy and got out when the meme stock craze propelled this and a whole mess of trips to crazy, albeit short-lived highs.
LOL, and what's your buy-side thesis, the "greater fool theory"? Only this time you hope you're not the fool?
Wow, this scam is more obvious than a Nigerian Prince Scam. And yet, people still fall for it.
Help yourself, dude.
There are no opening trades allowed for retail. So technically, it doesn't trade at all save for just closing trades or sells.
https://stocktwits.com/Victhestick/message/535834892
Here is a screen shoot of me trying to buy 1000 shs.
You mean something like this...?
Check out trading in HIVE today as a result of pivoting to AI.
https://cointelegraph.com/news/crypto-miner-hive-digital-drops-blockchain-ai-pivot
Yeah, that might work but you need to understand what knowledge and technology base it takes to enter this capital-intensive space where the leaders are mega-cap blue chip companies leading the way like AVGO, AMD NVDA MSFT PLTR, and so on.
HIVE is a POS with no earnings and course, no measurable PE. Just another me too play chasing the next top-of-mind tulip craze.
There were three notice dates for all Etrade customers. Please ead below and in case you missed it, MS acquired ET 3 years ago. I received my notice on March 10th, 2023. All of my net assets...1,371,005.30 as of today were already transferred well back. Never even noticed. FYI, no GNCP in my portfolio.
This is not going to impact you, dead junk one IOTA!
https://us.etrade.com/l/broadridge-conversion/important-documents-and-agreements#tabs
Zack, those two trades are not opening trades. I am what one might consider an appropriate investor for such a risky security and it won't allow me to place an opening trade. Those two are closing trades yielding a whole $27 bucks for 30milly shares.
https://stocktwits.com/Victhestick/message/531448476
Still not playing AI?
https://www.google.com/finance/quote/GTLB:NASDAQ?window=1M
And no, GTLB nor PLTR have anything to do with your dead junk gncpeee.
gncpeee.
Blue Horseshoe loves....
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/palantir-ceo-touts-power-ai-171047233.html
“Are these things dangerous? Yes,” he said. “But either we will wield them or our adversaries will.” Palantir has been providing its software to Ukraine, which is still locked in a war with Russia. Asked whether its AI systems work, Karp responded: “Ask the Russians.”
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YA THINK????? Can't get anything past you. LOL
No comment.
Looks like Ron is back at bilking more dummies...April 31, 2023 GNCC Capital Inc (CE) (GNCP) announces a strategic shift towards the emerging field of artificial intelligence (AI) technology. The company has decided to abandon its mining interests and pivot towards a new direction that it believes will lead to significant growth and profitability.
GNCC Capital Inc (CE) (GNCP) recognizes that the future of business lies in innovation, and artificial intelligence is the key to unlocking this potential. The company is committed to developing cutting-edge AI technologies that will transform the way businesses operate and revolutionize industries.
While GNCC Capital Inc (CE) (GNCP) has no prior experience in AI, the company is confident in its ability to succeed in this field. The company has assembled a team of experienced professionals and experts in the AI field to lead the way. The company has also invested heavily in research and development to ensure that it stays at the forefront of technological advancements.
The decision to abandon mining interests was not taken lightly, but GNCC Capital Inc (CE) (GNCP) believes that this is the right move for the company's long-term growth and success. The company is excited about the opportunities that lie ahead in the AI space and is confident that it can become a major player in this rapidly evolving field.
GNCC Capital Inc (CE) (GNCP) is committed to delivering value to its shareholders, and the company believes that its strategic shift towards AI technology will do just that. The company will provide updates on its progress in the AI field in the coming months and is confident that it will achieve its goals and objectives.
About GNCC Capital Inc (CE) (GNCP)
GNCC Capital Inc (CE) (GNCP) is a publicly-traded company that is focused on developing innovative AI technologies that will transform the way businesses operate. The company is committed to delivering value to its shareholders and is dedicated to staying at the forefront of technological advancements.
You are ill-informed. This crap has never been listed. Read on...
Involuntary delisting
A company may be involuntarily delisted from a stock exchange if it fails to meet the exchange's listing requirements. These requirements typically include:
A minimum number of shareholders.
A minimum market capitalization.
A minimum trading volume.
Compliance with all applicable securities laws and regulations.
If a company is involuntarily delisted, its stock will no longer be listed on the exchange and will only be able to trade over-the-counter (OTC). OTC trading is less regulated than exchange-listed trading, and it can be more difficult to find buyers and sellers for OTC stocks.
OTCBB and Pink Sheets
The OTC Bulletin Board (OTCBB) and the Pink Sheets are two of the largest OTC trading platforms. Stocks that trade on these platforms are considered to be "delisted" because they are not listed on a major stock exchange.
The OTCBB is a regulated trading platform, while the Pink Sheets is an unregulated trading platform. Stocks that trade on the OTCBB are subject to certain disclosure requirements, while stocks that trade on the Pink Sheets are not subject to any disclosure requirements.
The Expert Market is the dustbin of worthlessness where double-secret delisted companies rot into a pool of putrified scum.
Rick...Are you ready for some sizzle? One word! Alpacas! Get everyone you know into this emerging market opportunity. Stat!
Sort of a guru in this arena. Made my first million on just two of theses amazing animals.
Here's my pitch:
Are you looking for a unique and profitable investment opportunity? Look no further than alpacas!
Alpacas are cute and friendly animals that are not only great for petting and taking pictures with, but also for generating income. These animals produce luxurious fiber that is highly sought after in the fashion industry, and the demand for alpaca products is only growing.
Investing in alpacas can be a smart financial move. These animals are relatively low-maintenance and can provide a steady source of income through their fiber, breeding, and selling their offspring. Additionally, alpacas have a long lifespan, with some living up to 20 years, meaning your investment can continue to pay off for years to come.
But that's not all - alpacas also have a low impact on the environment compared to other livestock, making them a sustainable choice for those interested in eco-friendly investments.
So why not consider investing in these adorable and profitable animals? With the right care and management, your investment in alpacas can bring both financial and personal rewards for years to come.
You're welcome!
Please watch this movie. This will disabuse you of any notion that the SEC is there to hold your hand.
Zac. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. And here's the reason why he ran out of lies.
Fool me thrice, well, you have clearly found the right bunch of people to fool.
Let that sink in.
Rick, unlike most of the rubes on this board that take you seriously, I know better. That said, I enjoy your work and your ability to live rent-free inside the head of my favorite resident incessant curmudgeon, zacatackmack!
Take care and keep up the good work. I too look forward to the rollout of the new business plan introducing amazingly incredible stupendous super terrific products and services that will change the lives of the faithful in a way the world has never seen before.
For those of you still hanging on to hope, as misplaced as that hope is, this is for you. Please make sure you sign up today for updates.
https://gncc-capital.com/
Zac, you know what's sad? You and a lot of others were not astute enough to notice when all the DD stickies provided by TFF quietly disappeared. I noticed it but decided that it is not my job to spoon-feed the pumpers and believers tradeable information. That was a huge tell that virtually no one picked up on. It happened right around the time that they issued a press release that mentioned a codicil in the agreement that had never been disclosed before whereby the deal was abandoned due to the no-bid condition of the stock. It was at that point they realized they crossed a dangerous legal line and from that point forward went silent and stopped filing anything.
Please refer to this link below that shows the old DD link by TheFuture at the top of the old GNCC investor hub page, sticky #163725. That sticky longer appears on this active board likely removed by TFF aka Ron.
https://web.archive.org/web/20200926032610/https://investorshub.advfn.com/GNCC-Capital-Inc-GNCP-3731/
As I write this post it just occurred to me that it would not have mattered anyway. You guys would have come up with some alternate narrative that explained away the significance of the disappearing DD sticky and probably would have put me on ignore.
Ah yes...Phase six of the uncleared margin rules. or the (UMR) is a regulatory requirement established by the Basel Committee on Banking Supervision (BCBS) and the International Organization of Securities Commissions (IOSCO) that affects the exchange of initial and variation margin for non-centrally cleared derivatives. It has less than nothing to do with an Expert Market turd that couldn't keep a set of books to account for its complete lack of anything even remotely resembling an entity engaged in the pursuit of a trade or business. Phase 6 has pretty much been completed which applies to all non-centrally cleared derivatives, including interest rate swaps, credit default swaps, foreign exchange forwards, and options, among others. The requirements apply to all counterparties, including banks, asset managers, hedge funds, and insurance companies, not the inactive turd that is stinking up the performance of many a hopeful dreamers' portfolio.
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Nah, nothing short of someone coming in and wiping away their history of feckless maundering and never missing an opportunity to miss an opportunity will bring in a buyer. And even at that bit of fantastical thinking, only a hand full.
"Wherever you go, you are obliged to bring your character with you" is a quote by the French writer and philosopher Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr. The quote emphasizes the importance of personal accountability and integrity, as one's character is an essential part of who they are and should not be left behind or compromised in different situations.
How many worthless untradable tickers have they left in their wake? I lost count.
Zorch aint lying. I can't trade that crap even out of my Interactive brokerage account which was set up in Hong Kong. Not that I would even want to. This company is a warmed-over scam and nothing else. Has been for 14 years.
To destroy GNCP and counter their efforts to rip off more shareholders. Rest assured they will probably come back with another vehicle to sucker in more newbies that don't know about their history. Sort of like you. You came here thinking you found a diamond when I and other long-time posters warned you long ago that this would be your fate. We were right! So the group of scammers is waiting for this board to die so that can start another pump with yet another Lumb scam with the same or similar players. I mean it has only happened 10 or so times before going all the way to ST James Capital, Great West Gold, FFGO, Harasu, ASPA Gold, Hunt Gold, NMGL, GNCP. All are now revoked, delisted, and defunct. I probably even missed a few of their scams but this list is sufficient to give you an idea of what their MO is.
Your, money, not mine...
This is how I roll>>>>
https://stocktwits.com/Victhestick/message/517383165
Most inarticulate supposed "Financial Expert " interview I have ever had the sad misfortune to have to listen through. On the other hand, are we here yet or at all..? Doubtful.
Please listen to this rant which when I saw this live some 15 years ago, I got on the phone with everyone I knew who had money in the markets.
https://www.businessinsider.com/jim-cramer-cnbc-meltdown-rant-fed-no-idea-2017-8
This time around the Fed will heed the advice of Jim Cramer some 15 years ago. Let's just say the Fed does not want a redo of 2007/2008.
"Cut the rate". Already hearing rumbles that there may be a pause next week if not a quarter to half a point pullback.
OH GOOD LORD. Bye!
By my presence I have inadvertently provided you dead enders with a glimmer of hope. Still not sure how that works but I am done.
I will check back in three weeks when all this SVB flap has died down and you will still be stuck in Expert Market hell.
ASSETS? Show me? Never had any and now by the looks of their death on the Expert market and the old CE to go along, never will.
My be nice to own a stock that only has one exit and that is to sell.
Wow!
100%
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/11/business/dealbook/silicon-valley-bank-collapse.html
Please detail how you think this will help GNCP??
I'll wait.