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A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."
The mother replied, "Shut up, Fridge."
How can he? You certainly dish it up daily.
Have you discontinued coprophagy?
So that explains the increased shares. They were lubing the printer with WD-40! lol.
Well the prez of the bank did have his thumb in many pies.
You must adhere to the motto: If you can't impress 'em with your knowledge, confound 'em with your bull$hit.
It's, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t."
You are doing quite well at the latter.
Bush must be concerned about his ratings in the polls.....
We are now at "Code Orange".
Geesh! At least get the quote right.
If you can't impress 'em with your knowledge, confound 'em with your bull$hit.
And this ain't it.
The lottery was all in the numbers. How many do we need. How many will die. etc.
Go to NH for one of the races. The racetrack in Charlotte, NC will hold close to 200K people. You can fit 4 patriot stadiums inside it.
He's sort of like PCBM, skirting the fringes of the regulations. lol.
BTW, since I was privey to "insider" info, I would have passed on that one.
And as we know in MA if you don't get to the liquor store by 9:00 pm saturday night, you're sol till Monday.
In NC same deal with hard liquor that is state run ABC stores. But beer is available after the baptists get out of church on Sunday. 12:00.
Edit: what's Nascar without Beer!
It took 10 to put 1 in the field. You just make sure you don't hit the target in basic.
Sox, SNAFU. That sums up the war in a nutshell.
And churak took his dad with him?
It would not surprise me that the bank loan was used to pay the premimun on a policy in case he got hurt prior to the NBA draft.
And of course the retainer for the lawyer.
You need to check the filings. Those involve a stock swop me thinks.
He didn't buy the Hummer. The bank loan is a no brainer. There are such things as insurance policies and the kid would be a fool not to have one.
Wonder what the loan was used to pay? Maybe the insurance payment.
I'm thinking it's about time they break even. They report on the 18th.
Better than wetting your pants while you're getting shot at.
I also keep an eye ball on VISG.
If it takes off, times will not be good for the U.S.
He probably put the Hummer up for collateral!
Whoppie we don't give a damn.
There was a bank in OK that was pulling that crap during the 80's. They were upstreaming a bunch of crap to NY and Chicago for oil. It was a house of cards.
The Ny & Chicago banks were buying the loans without doing their own DD.
In this market it's a safe harbor for your cash.
Huck, They might be doing participation loans with Chase. If a bank can't carry the whole loan, they upstream a piece of the action.
Did you end up getting in or what?
Speaking of eating, I bought SURE today.
And off to the front lines you went.
Or send him to visit AK for the winter.
Damn that's cold! You would think his son would buy him a condo in Florida.
Sounds like a government job!
Reads Ms Manners and does the opposite.
But didn't traffic get you confused with the other little kids?
Ask the nice policemen to cross you.
They would only abuse you, unlike us! ;)
broderick_s, A little Cheney humor....
The GOP is selling photos of President Bush on the job for
$150. Aides rejected other daily scenes around the White
House. For example, paramedics working on Dick Cheney.
Speaking of Nortel.....
If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer,then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
Speaking of cold.......
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX:
A Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband
yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
Walk the exercise will do you good!