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Is anyone as excited as I am?!?! We are about to witness history!!
Gold phone!!! A gold phone! A gold phone! Our gold phone!
Longs!! The time has come! Another one of your ridiculous predictions about to be witnessed again!!
Dollars dollars dollars dollars dollars dollars dollars dollars dollars dollars dollars dollars and dollars!!!
Just like the z cars!
It was going to take down the apple and Samsung!
Duh dolv is going to have a great 2018. All the longs promised a jbzy gold phone giveaway for all the celebrities at the golden globes so dollars soon/imminent/any day/soon
Dooooooooooooolv
Goooold phoooooones
Tonight is the night for dolv GOLD PHONE!!! Golden globes!! Get ready for our gold phone to be released on global television woooooooo!!!! Dollars tomorrow!!!!!!!!!
Wang don’t care at all all wang cares about is partying. We’ve been going for 24 hours straight and he’s about to get on his gold phone to call his boys at dolv to get some chicks over. Wang shits 5 mil from hungover bud mud. Ain’t nothing but a thing
$DOLV
I like that one z is brown and the other is silver. Wang laughing ass off at these pics. RO been throwing up in hotel bathroom for hours now. We just crushing mamosas in the lobby everyone should come!
Hats incorrect is anyone thinkin wang is going to stop pounding beers and rippin jagerbombs. This dude just bought a 57 Strat and plugged in at this small brunch place next to the manufacturing compound for the low speed cop cars. I’m filming it right now with his gold dolv phone dudes whoever said this phone is going to revolutionize phones was underselling it. This gold dolv phone is like having the power of Zeus plowing through your hand!
I’ll post video then wang about to do purple rain solo
$dolv
Kewl doesn’t even begin to describe it!
Dude wang is bonging three beers at once with two shots of jagerbombs right now he calls them ‘jb bombs’ wish you were here dudebob this is awesome
Yeah broner and for how great that 3 Centimark stock is wang is that much greater at smashing shots and beers! You should see him right now he’s already drinkin again has had 9 bloody Mary’s and onto a case of Champagne to get the blood flowin
Holy shit dollars Wednesday
Disagree iHub is on the forefront of impeccable DD not only for dolv but for a bunch of other stuff too!
$DOLV
Bankrupt of world supply of jager maybe haha. Good thing this cop car can’t go faster than 50 km/hour wang drunk af. RO upchucking tequila all over back of wang. Shit so clear probably could rip shots of it haha
DoLV$
Agreed anityvile. I just pulled my kids out of college to use their tuition to load up on cheapies. I said ‘why go to college just load dolv am I right?!?!’ It’s literally going to be raining dollars once q4 fins drop holy shit.
Wang is humping a moose head on the wall and RO lost his pants some how and asking people to use theirs. Crazy. Another round of bombs coming before after party. Going back to wangs bachelor pad. It’s on an 80 acre compound. Making sure my gold dolv phone is charged in case I get lost haha. Because I’m so shit faced
Nah robo got it wrong! Wang just showed me pics of the z car that you see here on iHub so it’s totally real, totally happening, totally shit faced!
I don’t know how these guys are still going! Wang said he needed to cool down for a second so he shotgunned 9 beers out of ambers boobs! Amber btw is snatching the rest of the cheapies Monday haha she said everyone is sol if they don’t get them early!
Dollars by Tuesday wang claims. I don’t know about all that he just shotgunned another beer dude nuts. Dollars by Wednesday def tho. I think RO off banging hookers in the low speed cop car he sending me pics from his gold phone.
Gotta roll
Hells yeah darrell wang and RO said the big reveal will exceed all expectations! Hopefully they weren’t exaggerating due to the hundreds of jager bombs and tequila shots haha. They were so shitfaced and excited about this billion dollar three cents a share mega business that they actually started makin out at the bar! Everyone was going crazy I think everyone is loading up from the bar so get your cheapies now because fat gus and amber (from the bar) stacking Monday holy shit. Picking out islands now to buy. Thankfully the jbzy gold phone gets good reception haha
$DOLV
Yeah wang and RO apologize for makin everyone wait. They just been getting shitfaced off jagerbombs and tequila so much they forgot about jbzy for a bit. They said the gold phones, robots and low speed cop cars are comin soon/imminent/momentarily/soon
DOLV$
Yeah dude that what wang RO and I were talking about over hundreds of shots and beers today. We are psyched for q4 fins! Wang thinks they should be good. RO was shit faced and couldn’t really talk but he smiled when wang said that stuff so he probably agrees . Wang is as excited as all Longs so he can start tipping appropriately but until q4 fins guess it’s 15% for the bartender haha.
DOLV$
Yeah wang and RO were talking about the zesla tonight when we hit up happy hour. I don’t think wang drinks anything but jager bombs and tequila. Been out with him twice now and he has probably drank 10 bottles! Like handle bottle not fifth bottles. I don’t know how he runs this billion dollar earth shattering 3 cent per share company when he basically has an IV of booze strapped to his veins. Must be some sort of Greek god that doesn’t get hangovers holy shit. I had to go home tonight but he went out with RO to get some pre dinner hookers. I lied to them said I would meet up with them later no way I’m hammered
$DOLV
Yeah and Sunday and New Years and other times
Yesterday and last Tuesday and possibly Saturday
Oh yeah no problem I know links to pictures can’t be photoshopped so I don’t want to fool anyone here
I got pics of the entire night let me grab them quick
You’re right I didn’t Skype I just had like a hundred beers with him and wang. We got shit faced. Wang is a terrible tipper for having billions. Snatch them cheapies up so he can give a proper tip
Yeah I just spoke to him on skype he confirmed that there are no cars and everything was photoshopped so business as usual
Yeah only down 80% last couple months woooo!!
Dolv$
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I like the pirate font ‘they’ chose for the logo
Where is my gold jbzy phone?!
That is incorrect
120 mph?
100 mph?
Close at .03? Better load up we won’t see these cheapies stick around too long just another few months
I know!! Low speed cop cars available to the public. I’m on the waiting list for mine
Crickets. It’s always easier to ignore previous claims by the loyal dolv longs
Or the 300,000 unit order that was in production 6 months ago
Or the countless fake photos
Or the generous offer to employees to buy in at 10 cents a share
Or the satellites
Or the robots
Or the gold phone at the oscars