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weac/I'll let Tom Arnold play me.
Don't tell me that you have a thing for Roseanne. EEwwwwww. <g>
meg/closing ceremonies
Yeah, I did like them. Some great entertainment. Kiss, Bon Jovi, Harry Connick, Jr, Gloria Estefan. And yeah, Christina Aguilara (a trampy type who can't sing).
But many ice skaters danced to the performances, too. WEAC, I thought of you when slutty Katarina appeared in barely nothing to skate.
The paint was cool, too. I, like you, worried about their outfits. I thought it was just me who worried about things like that !!!!
You probably watched it later than me. I fell asleep before they came back at 11:30. There was supposed to be more concert stuff.
A Guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A beautiful blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
Did I leave anyone out?
Can I have Michelle Pfeiffer play me in the movie????
It doesn't really matter, Dennis
She would not use the PM anyway. We all know how she loves to be the center of attention.
Sending Private Messages
Please don't give us this bullshit that you can't private message. It is very simple. You claim to be so intelligent, figure it out. But then, you would not be able to continue to carry out your little soap opera then, would you?
meg/So, let me see if I get this
I doubt she'll ever leave, but hey, I can sometimes be a pessimist. <g>
Glad you're here - wanted to ask if you saw the closing ceremonies last night and what you thought of them. You were very critical of the opening ceremonies, I'd like your take on the closing.
Personally, I thought they were very entertaining.
Re: I put you as the big chief, unless you tell me otherwise.
Wow, that was a quick response. I'll leave that to the others. I don't wish to displace Think Alt should he return, unless they so wish it. An associate position is fine.
How 'bout we wait on a little board vote?
Think_Alt hasn't been around for about 1 year - I doubt he is coming back. Besides, you hooked us up here in the first place.
My vote goes to meme - All Hail the Chief !!! <g>
Luna/Not that you need, want or deserve an explanation...
...but I am going to provide you with one.
It is true that many of us have known each other for about 2 years. (Funny, I never thought of that as a negative.) For me, I came to the boards to see what they were like, post my views on things, etc. I did not expect that friendships could be formed through this, but it was a nice added bonus. I have communicated both privately and publicly with many of the people here, which has provided me with an insight to their total personality. Some of them have helped me through some troubled times and hopefully, I have done the same for them. And for this you mock us. Go figure.
I think I can safely say that all of us have friends outside the Internet. Some of my friendships I have had for over 30 years, so my friends here are considered new to me. You once posted something at PI about the fact that you have few, if any, friends. I cannot remember the exact post, but you mentioned that you did not care for the area you lived in and didn't like the people. You hinted, or at least my impression from the post, was that you felt superior to them and detested their political views. I remember so much of this post because I thought what a shame for you. I have friends (and relatives) who politics I detest, but still realize that they are good people. Besides, only associating yourself with people with the same views makes for a very one-dimensional person.
You called many of us immature. I admit that at times I can be immature here. That is because in "real" life, I have to be an adult. I view these boards as a release for me to really say what is on my mind. I have enough ass-kissing to do in my job, therefore I sure as hell won't spend any time kissing yours (or anyone's).
I spend varying amounts of time online. When I am out of town, I usually post in the evenings, but try not to get too heavy. This week and next, I am in town, so can spend more time online. I check in over the weekends, if I have time. I have never, nor will I ever, allow the Internet to run my life. You seem to spend a lot of time here. I suggest for the sake of you and your children, that you form real relationships with people, and not just in cyberspace.
Now as for Dennis - you think we have all turned our backs on him. I am uspset with him because he lied to me. He said, if I objected, he would not give you this link. I don't like it when people lie to me. That is why people are upset, not because it is you who are here. Some of us will forgive him, some will not. Just remember, it has nothing to do with you.
So there you have it. A little bit of insight from me. I don't really care if you believe me, or care about what I say. You see, your opinion of me doesn't matter. No one's does, with the exception of a select few - both real and in cyberspace.
I just hope that you will understand what it means to be a friend.
And now for a little change of pace.....
Are we becoming "Stepford-like"????
http://www.post-gazette.com/forum/col/20020224edann0224p6.asp
Greetings from lunasea's husband. Back from faraway places.
Boy, if my mommy knew how to use the Internet, she'd tell you a thing or two.......
luna/You mean like giving him the link here?
I thought, like him, that maybe if you gave me a chance we could be friends. I see that I am not going to be given a chance.
What do you mean "give you a chance"? We have all have had plenty of time to see your posts and interactions with others at PI. As I told Dennis today, I gave you more of a chance than I would have given anyone else because of him. What makes us think that you would be different here?
I am sorry, I just don't like you.
I don't want your board to be a big headache for you guys
Yes you do. You thrive on this.
Dennis
Why do you keep posting nothing?
This is not the first time your name has appeared and no message associated with it.
What is going on?
luna/Does your husband request for long trips away from you?
If you want, when he gets back Saturday, you can ask him yourself. I like to watch him laugh.
Well, unlike you, I have a life and don't spend 24/7 online.
If I'm here, I'll be sure to give him my sympathy.
My so-called half assed comment
The only responses were Sassy's half-assed comments and even she ultimately said no problem
What were you reading? I never said I had "no problem" with it - I told Dennis to do what he wanted to do. I don't control him - he can do what he wants - and he did.
He made his choice - now he has to live with it. Unfortunately, so now do we.
BTW, you are a complete ass.
Lunasea
Here is my question.
Does your husband request for long trips away from you? Because if you are this annoying in person as you are in cyber space, then I can see why he would.
Please be very supportive of Dennis. He is probably your only friend here. He has risked a lot inviting you here. For his sake, do not betray him.
Dennis
You know that I'm no prude, but can you please attempt to contain yourself?
Stop it with the foul language, OK?
dennis/8th/As far as Dennis's kahunas go Sassy...
he lets anyone play with them. Fickle devil that he is.
Lying bitch that you are, Neuro shall never get his nancy hands on my kahunas. Or kahunae, for that matter, try and awkwardly lunge for them though he might. I do have my standards, and I draw the line at creeps. He's always got Righton to go back to and jerk off.
OK, you've been using that term a lot lately. Who is the bitch - me or 8th?? And we know how you feel about Neuro, but would you let Indy get his hands on them? We know that guys like to watch women go after each other, maybe us women would like to see two guys together. LOL
BTW, 8th, I understand that I missed your birthday. Happy, happy. 21, again? <g> I've been under the weather for a few days and did not even turn the computer on on Tuesday. (Still not feeling great and don't know how long I'll make it today.) Hope you had a good one.
SASSY:dennis/Okay, Here's a bizarre Idea....
Does anyone here have any objection to my providing MsKim with the link to this board and sponsoring her membership?
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I really don't know her too well, but I know that she gives cre8 a hard time, so that is good enough for me !!!! <g>
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Well, if that's the case, Sassy, then how 'bout this:
YOU sponsor Kim, and I will sponsor Cre8. It seems only fair.
I'll wait for your reply...
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Dennis, like I told you before, if you want to invite cre8 here, go ahead. Just because I think she is an immature lunatic who thinks she is an expert on everything doesn't mean you don't have to think that.
My, my, she does have you by the kahuna's, though <g>
My kind of Pharmacist
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.
She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"
"Yes," he answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," he answered.
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.
"I can if I take two," he answered.
dennis/Okay, Here's a bizarre Idea....
Does anyone here have any objection to my providing MsKim with the link to this board and sponsoring her membership?
I really don't know her too well, but I know that she gives cre8 a hard time, so that is good enough for me !!!! <g>
dennis/Meg -- you offering to pee in my Cheerios?
I was reading recently where that sort of thing can lower my cholesterol
Would give a whole new meaning to "Golden Grahams"......
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And 8th says I'm incorrigibibble!
BTW, Sassy -- you're not offering to -- ? -- in my -- ?
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Yes, you are incorrigible and No I won't __ in your ___ !!! <g>
dennis/Meg -- you offering to pee in my Cheerios?
I was reading recently where that sort of thing can lower my cholesterol
Would give a whole new meaning to "Golden Grahams"......
Thanks Amuck and Dennis
Thanks for the clarification - I was just a teeny weeny youngster back then!!!!
That must be it - Richard Boone was Paladin in the TV show "Have Gun Will Travel"
Dennis/Unchained Melody the "Theme from Ghost"????
Sassy, you've just dated yourself -- but not as much as I have. "Palladin", huh? That must have been what they called "Have Gun, Will Travel" in syndication.
Now I have to think about this. There were two series, "Palladin" and "Have Gun will Travel". One of them starred Richard Boone. Who starred in the other?
And not to date myself completely, I remember most of those shows from re-runs. They used to show one of them each day of the week in the late afternoon. I do remember first run "Rifleman", though.
dennis/Unchained Melody the "Theme from Ghost"????
Sassy, do you remember when it was the theme music to the old Richard Boone series, "Medic"?
No, I don't. I remember Richard Boone in an old television series called "Palladin", but nothing called "Medic".
Remember all those old westerns? Cheyenne, Sugarfoot, Maverick, Bronco, The Rifleman, etc????
my bad/Sometimes I don't understand why people do these things.
Sounds like a good reason to cremate everyone.
Sorry about my post here - that is what I get for only scanning the article. I did not realize that this was a creamatory in the first place.
Therefore, I amend my statement to read: It gives creamation a bad name.
timhyma/Sometimes I don't understand why people do these things.
Sounds like a good reason to cremate everyone.
Unchained Melody the "Theme from Ghost"????
C'mon now. I loved that song from way back when - when Demi and Patrick were youngsters.
I do like the Karoke link, though. Interesting song collection. Where do you get the music from?
You've started this board and the Karoke board - are you really working, or just stay online all day?? <g>
dpb5
A new board that can discuss anything and nothing at the same time - sounds like an old episode of "Seinfeld"
I am honored that you would consider me for assistant - what do I have to do? Nothing like stand against the wall while you throw knives at me, or anything like that, is it?????
8th/meme/Ummm...Meme, Are You Sure
About the 45 yr. old VIRGIN bit? I mean 45 YEARS? NO SEX and she's 45? She is a VIRGIN and she's 45? You can see that I'm having a little problem with this can't you? 45?
Well, if it is true then we have discovered the 8th Wonder of the World (with my apologies to 8th Tower !!!)
Is she an ex-nun or something?
My Lord, her battery bills must be sky high !!! <VEG>
meme/Alrighty then, does anyone else here think the butter has slipped off of mln's noodles?
Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh, but she's sort of a sad soul there. A 45 year-old, very Christian celibate who loves and is hoping to get a date with Bill Maher?
Read my reply to her at PIAB - I don't post much over there, but told her about an interview with Bill Maher in this week's TV Guide - although I told her I did not want to contribute to her obsession.
I did not know that she was a 45 year old celibate Christian. Wow and she falls for the likes of Maher?? I guess it is true that opposites do attract.
Neuro/OK...this calls for a poll....
Well, there seems to be a grain of truth here. Some of you, at least, have admitted to surfing with few clothes on.
And to those of you who surf with shoes on while at home:
YIKES! LOOSEN UP A BIT WILL YA?
LOL - especially coming from you !!! But, do slippers count when your feet are cold???
Speaking of clothing.....
Here is something to help take them off <g>
http://www.joke4today.com/emailedcomfort.jpg
meme/Re: dpb5/OK...this calls for a poll....
I think the only one who could be counted as 0 is cre8, and thankfully she doesn't use this board.
ROTHLMAO. Maybe we should give dpb the link to PI so he can really appreciate that comment.
MEOW !!!! <VEG>
dpb5/OK...this calls for a poll....
Please respond accordingly....
Average number of pieces of clothing while online...
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8 or more
So bundled I could puke.
Well, since I am at work responding to this - 6 (7 if you count each sock and 8 if you count each shoe)
Now at home later tonight, it will probably be 2.
All, please choose now.
dpb5/HELP!
How the hell are you? I sent you an e-mail about 5 months ago and haven't heard from you. Are you still in the 'burgh? What are you doing now???
Good to hear from you - keep in touch.
WEAC/The Opening Ceremonies
Too bad we didn't think of them 100 years ago.
Exactly my point. I found it amusing that the 5 tribes came to the ceremonies, wishing the olympians good luck in their native language. The Utes came out and the announcer said "Utah's name is derived from the word, Ute." Wow, what an honor - "OK, we'll name our state after you and then we'll take your land away from you." Nice exchange.
meg/The Opening Ceremonies
I enjoyed the cerimonies for the most part, but I still found a good bit of it cheesy.
Of course they're cheesy - that is what Opening Ceremonies are. Just out of curiosity, how many have you seen in the past?
WEAC/Sassy: News of the wierd
Nah, that was a one shot deal, and he was just trying to prove a point - that it is possible to just keep rolling with Righton, and not surrender to the repetative circular nature of Righton's arguments.
What about his little tantrum with meme and his "I'm not going to talk to you anymore" rant over at PI?
That is one thing that really pisses me off. If you are going to threaten to leave a board, then just do it. Don't say you are leaving with the hope that people will beg you to stay. Very childish and immature.