I never expected Kanye West to interrupt the winners acceptance speech

Reconnoiter is picking up his tux from the cleaners today getting ready for tomorrows hopeful acceptance speech.
The mysterious Fred Pickles is on deck.
14 contestants remain alive.
It took Susan Lucci two decades to finally win a trophy.
I’m guessing nobody here will stay positive if we’re still in this position in 20 years.

This group certainly deserves someone to win the Golden Valve Award.
( or at least come close)
Right now we’re all wearing beanies with propellers on them.

The 14 Golden Valve survivors applaud thunderously behind the closing bell as they are one day closer to upgrading to onion rings on their next order at the diner!

Looking bleak for Don and Skulls.
Guests are already stuffing food in their doggy bags at the campaign headquarters party.

14 survivors remain after today

The Golden Valve Awards Show
has been replaced by The Golden Girls to keep the viewers amused.
We’ll head out to Houston if any news breaks.

We could use some Super Bowl styled commercials to spruce things up.

If nobody hits the date on the nose, will we all be carrying the Golden Valve Award over our heads each like the Stanley Cup ?
Movement should build us a parade float as confetti rains from the Houston skies.
…………day drinking has its consequences.

In lieu of an official PR, the company should just retweet the video of Brandon falling off his bicycle every day.
Good Luck to tomorrows contestants. Hopefully the three of them can split a blooming onion to celebrate.

Maybe Miss Cleo has the answer.

If this thing ever launches into outer space, there should be a movie about the gang on this board.

Right now it feels like we’re all cast members in the movie AIRPLANE.
Hopefully we do take off soon on a real jet!

I thought he might have gotten what’s in box #2 : Canned Squid.

I also have Nov 14.
I have my warped reason. It’s National Pickle Day.
What’s yours?

Rumor has it the duo have agreed to get inked up with Golden Valve tattoos if they hit today.

Couldn’t open. Where is this from?

Three contestants are sent home with a glossy 8 x 10 photo of the big box for their participation.
Penny Trades did put out a nice spread for his guests I’ll have to say.
The strippers after his concession speech was an unexpected surprise.

A spiked punch bowl and
tables of appetizers are stacked at Pennytrades campaign headquarters.
Will the supporters celebrate or be hit with a concession speech?
Stay tuned……..

GLee is on the clock………

Fluff or real, they better think about posting something.
They put out the June 7 tweet to nowhere.
They at least owe us that.

Maybe, just maybe, that big beautiful box has something special inside.
When they turn the hammer around and pull out the nails, wouldn’t it be something if the huge Golden Valve Award was in there??

Predicting the date of our first 50 Million in Volume is a new category as part of the prestigious Golden Valve Awards Show.
That will be presented by Fred Pickles and Jacky Baby!

Patience has been pushed to the point of exhaustion.
Credit to all those that have held steady despite silence from this company
We all know the Pros on why this has the makings of a monster yet the fact remains nothing has come of it thus far.
Question I have is if we go past the timeframe of the hopeful ‘Golden Valve Award ‘ predictions, what then ???

Would it be okay
if I accept my award via satellite?
I prefer a. straw hat and sunglasses on the beach rather than a stuffy tuxedo on the red carpet.
Thanks in advance.

Until the next potential recipient of the Golden Valve Award is on the clock, the Friends & Family House Band will be playing for your entertainment.

But first we attach 16 wheels to that big box and we all take a victory parade through Houston on our home made float!

If my acceptance speech gets interrupted
by Kanye West, I’m gonna throw a box of valves in his direction.

Does CentHill bring home the golden valve award?

Or does he get the participation trophy which is a glossy 8 x 10 of the box?

Some of us might miss the event due to recovering from cardiac episodes.

Looking forward
to the start of The Golden Valves Award show tomorrow.

Larry, you can walk up on stage and slap Chris Rock at the Golden Valve Awards.

Will Chris Rock be hosting The Golden Valve Awards show?

The Golden Valve Award

I’m happy just being nominated and don’t care if I win.
I just want SOMEONE to win !

Mr Pickles
Said on August 21 he spoke with Jack ‘last week’.

CentHill gets to ring the IHUB opening bell on 9/16.
The rest of us get to clap as a group behind him.

Update:Pencil me in for November 14th

That’s National Pickle Day

How do you make Pickle Pizza ?

Start by using Dill Dough.

This might be the only board that gains confidence the lower the share price drops.
Just waiting for the Warren Buffet investment gossip to complete the rumor bucket list.
Hope you guys are right in your gut feeling cuz we’re running out of numbers
Maybe Joe Biden can cancel all our debts to our brokers.
Nice guy this Joe is.

Friends and Family now competing with Institutional loaders ?
Jack In The Box is telling an IHUB Poster by private phone call that there will be news in 45-60 Days ?

So many fantastic updates……

YYYYYYY MCA

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