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This one was right for you Pilgims Pride. Nice move the last 7 days.
Thanks ap got you marked!
STTK we've got a turn
ISNS
CRIS on watch
It'll start with next weeks ad in CC circular.
There are definitely a few good ones from this and your last scan. I just took a few at random and definitely there are some possibilities. Nice work!
GnF entertainment back on!
http://www.gameznflix.com/default.aspx?content=affiliate/gnfent&kbid=2020
Got my wings ready!
Mailman's Last Day On Job~
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you.
I asked him what to give you." He said, "F#&@k him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as
chaplains to the students of a University.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to
talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really
all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment They
would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt
to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has
various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I
found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear
wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly
grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he
became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him
first communion and confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and
both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone
oratory he claimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I
went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear
from God's HOLY WORD!
But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and
we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN
another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED
his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb.
We spent the rest of the time praising Jesus."
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He
was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and
out of him. He was in bad shape.
The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not
have been the best way to start things out with my bear!"
That's what I did
convertted my traditional IRA to a Roth IRA over the last 3 years now I am ready for the portfolio to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun. LOL
You sure can find them. LOL
Pedro
It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history: "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' "
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little
*%!%$!!. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh crap, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone throws a eraser at Pedro, someone shouted "Duck"!
Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?
Pedro: "Dick Cheney 2006! "
Price to sales ratios............
A price-to-sales ratio of 0.9 means that $1 worth of a company's revenue can be purchased for 90 cents. PSRs vary by industry, but the PSRs of these stocks are below both the average multiple for their respective industries, are less than 1.0, and are off at least 10% from five-year averages. All these companies have latest-12 month sales above $100 million.
Spotlight On The PSR
Company
Price
Industry
Current Price-To-Sales Ratio
Price-To-Sales Five-Year Average
Market
Value
($mil)
Bristol West Holdings (nyse: BRW - news - people )
$19.07
Insurance (Prop. & Casualty)
0.86
1.18
$583
CDW (nasdaq: CDWC - news - people )
58.79
Retail (Catalog & Mail Order)
0.77
0.95
4,706
Chevron (nyse: CVX - news - people )
58.34
Oil & Gas -- Integrated
0.66
0.75
129,429
Dynamics Research (nyse: DRCO - news - people )
15.09
Computer Networks
0.46
0.57
136
Talbots (nyse: TLB - news - people )
26.33
Retail (Apparel)
0.79
1.09
1,431
Prices as of April 3
Sources: FT Interactive Data and Reuters Fundamentals via FactSet
The Snake and The Bunny
Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned
bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were
blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean
to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm
going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is as yours. I
too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you
what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so
at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake Slithered
all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur, you
have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony
tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my
paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth
and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no
balls..... I'd say you must be a congressmen.
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother's for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Tony just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds!
And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you"!!
Thanks Ken for the update. Will check them out.
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Glendive, Montana.
He sits at
the
counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly
at a
full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring
at
it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna
eat
that, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in
his
best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place
and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the
bottom
and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he
immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly
says,
"Yep, that's as far as I got, too.
Thanks dart, appreciate the T/A.
Looks good for next week let's keep this thing going just 10% a day for the next 30 trading days and I'd be the happiest guy on I-hub. :)
For his birthday,
little Patrick asked for a
10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give
you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 &
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading
out the front door with his golf clubs. So he asked,
"Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him,
"I was walking past your room last night and heard you
telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her
tell you to wait because she was coming too. And
I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
Ken, I am not going to get in this one as I am cashless. I just wanted to show where I started watching it at .29 cents and hit a high of 2.91. Flota and I had talked about me entering it when I had some cash at about .50 cents but I oped for something else. LOL
I have. LOL
XSNX This is one I put on my radar and did nothing about it. Kick me will you.
Symbol XSNX.OB Last Trade 1:05pm 2.04 Value Change $0.07 3.55% Gain $1.75 +603.45% Value $2.04 Paid .29 Shrs 1
Pct from 50d MA -0.66% Pct from Yr Low +20,300.00%
Pct from 200d MA +93.60%
Volume 2,141,678
Sorry F-F. LOL
HRB keep it on watch.
Thanks to the PowerofKen.
>>A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some
horrible
>> language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
>>
>> "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
>>
>> "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like
it was
>> going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that is
hanging >> over
>> the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only
about >> 100
>> yards."
>>
>> "Is that when you swore?"
>>
>> "No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the
bushes
>> and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
>>
>> "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
>>
>> "Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an
eagle
>> came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and
began >> to
>> fly away!"
>>
>> "Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
>>
>> "No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws,
it >> flew
>> near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
>>
>> "Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
>>
>> "No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand
trap, >> rolled
>> onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."
>>
>> The two nuns were silent for a moment.
>>
>> Then Mother Superior sighed and asked, "You missed the
%$#@&%*king putt, didn't you?"
Here's the chart from 'basquiat' on 'GameZnflix'
This is a Long Term Chart analysis from a poster on RB called Dr Barney
Read it as you will:
Ot: Now that's flota. LOL
Flota is this you on the autoban?
I agree.
OT:
I'm hoping to get to your place once this
gets up some speed. Doing great, family doing great, #2 son got great promo at Borders, # 1 son doing fantastic selling at CDW and my baby girl expecting her first in Oct. She's still my baby even thou she's 30. LOL. I am Blessed! Now If GZFX gets its act together which they will I would say life could not be better. :)
Totally agree, I probably have more invested than anyone on this board and I have no problem sleeping at night, except my wife keeps hitting me over the head which wakes me up. LOL. Patience will pay off.
GreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup, it's called being dumb, dumb dee dumb.:)
Wish I could say the same.:^)
Got mine way to long ago like almost 2 years.
OT: what are you doing up this late?
I'm going nity, nite. LOL
I'll trade you!
I know I'm not smart, so LUCKY IT BE. :)