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That's what we had a couple of weeks ago!! This one shouldn't be as bad but it started as ice so the roads will be tricky!
Oops..... I forgot to WAG.
I don't know the answer to that either AK but from my deductions I would have to say Brooklyn.
I've never actually thought about it.
Bull....what's the answer? I gotta go take the snow off my car......AGAIN!
Matt,
Didn't anyone ever tell ya........
never fall in love with your car or your stocks!!!!!
All of you guys must be in warm weather areas where boats fit into the picture nicely.
We're looking at another half a foot or so of more snow tomorrow so all I will be thinking about is building an igloo!
yep....I thought it was my puter because I have been having trouble lately. Guess it's not.
Derfie, you still out there?
I am lmao reading your jokes to Larry on RB!!!!
I just read the one where you named the ducks Larry, Prosper, and JMC and I laughed so hard I was crying!
You're a crazy man!!!!
Everybody knows the boroughs BnB!
Of course they know which one is the best too!
Da Bronx!
That's an oldie but a goodie AK!
I know her!!!!
Nice grub AK!
It was YOU that posted it before! I knew it was familiar!
Funny AK!
That reminds me of a story. My husband and I went to a Halloween party a bunch of years ago and he dressed up as a monk and I went as a nun.
Halfway through the party I had to put my regular "street" clothes on because too many people were afraid to speak in front of me because I was too authentic looking! Whenever someone cursed, they would immediately apologize!
I guess it's the Irish Catholic face!
geez.....a few glasses of wine and I've got the reputation of a lush!
<gg>
I don't think so.....but come to think of it, it sounded familiar!
You Know You're Canadian When:
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.
The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.
You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
You know what a toque is.
You've plugged a car in overnight.
You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.
lmao!
Did I offend you Derfie?????
I'm sorry.
> > >An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.
> > >
> The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love,
have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
> > >
> They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man
> and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help and she is still unsatisfied.
>
> Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi. "Okay,"he says to the husband, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over
> them."
> > >
> Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets working with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
> > >
> The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly:
> > >
> "You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!"
I think so AK! A little one though.
double groan!!!!!
OMG! I think that's a relative of Bailey!!!! It could be her Dad!
groan..........
How did he know that?
Churak is too twisted to ever be straigthened out!
GRUB?
That's 2 good ones for me today!
AK...Where have you been?????
which one?
Forgive me Derfie for I have sinned!
Don't try kissing up now.......
Johnny is that you?
Who said this?????????????????
They don't even have the right accent. They sound like they're from NY. You know that stuck up snobbish I know it all attitude. Whereas us New Englanders just have the we're smarter than you because we don't live in NY attitude.
I used to like you Soxy......really like you!
I haven't had the pleasure(?) of a hot flash yet.......
I'm moving in!
Well...I got it but not where I thought it would be!!!!
Great book!