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By the time we get rescued, CoCo is gonna look like Bea Arthur
Managements meetings must look like a Kars 4 Kids commercial.
Maybe Jerry Lewis can do a telethon for these kids
The birdie flew over Bowel Movements parking areas and dropped his white custard all over managements windshields.
MVNT is now #1 on the colon cleanse board!
Send management some enemas.
Their Bowel Movement is constipated again.
They can’t even get a simple doody right.
No is good. Bowel ain’t bad either.
Shareholders Protest in the works.
Perhaps the final few shareholders can March to their loading dock and glue their hands to that big beautiful box until the great wazoo comes out from behind the curtain and addresses the peasants!
Another bad sign-
I saw the formerly coveted Golden Valve Award up for bid on EBay.
Maybe Jack was in the pool
Movement Correction
They meant to say 2023 will be a pivotal year for shareholders.
Now we can all breather easier….,,
Betty White bought shares and was told Soon for 86 years. She could t wait any longer.
Nice response. Tip of the hat to you, Gem
How much embalming fluid can they pump into this corpse ?
2023 will be a pivotal year for Mai Tai’s
This is the slowest derailment of any investment I’ve ever seen.
The good news is MVNT is slashing the price of those big beautiful boxes by 40% this Friday
A Memo from Movement Industries.
All shareholders are invited to come to the loading dock today from 2:00pm-2:15pm to pick up their holiday turkeys.
And you thought this wasn’t going to be a ‘pivotal’ year……..
We need a few bags of
lime. The stench of these dead shares is overwhelming.
AOC
Did she get the boards Binky Police defunded?
Which is it?
A Party Bus or a Priest??
Hahaha. I remember the good old days when complaining about the drop from 12 cents to 5 gave you a binky designation. This goes waaaaay past binky status
It will.
Remember, we were told here that management doesn’t care about share prices. That says it all
The time is right
To sell 5000 shares and buy a new binky
Management has so much fantastic news that they need five more days to get it down on paper!
With 8,000 in volume the only conceivable family member who bought shares is little Timmy, the night watchman’s grandson, who used change he made from his paper route
Change of plans-
With Belize looking like a pipe dream, maybe we can all get together and meet by that big beautiful box and hold a candlelight vigil. We can have a few beers afterwards
That building will soon be featured on an upcoming episode of Storage Wars.
Update from Movement Industries
Manuel the night watchman just ordered a pizza to be delivered. The delivery guy had no clue where Movement Industries was. Manuel said make a left by the big box. Oh the big box! That’s a nice box. I be there in 30 minutes.
We’re getting to that point in the game where Jackie Baby is gonna have to do his best Justin Jefferson impersonation to save this thing and pull out a miracle!
This ticker is more exciting than the end of the Bills/Vikings game yesterday!
Sadly I’m averaging a little over 0.04.
40K down to 8.
Do I Pray for a Hail Mary or just use the rest to book a trip to Tahiti and move on?
I need a few shots of tequila and gotta make a decision at some point
Getting even would be my ‘Belize’
Rumor has it that big box is covered in graffiti and used as shelter by homeless zombies.
Maybe he gets the dishonorable ‘Golden Binky’ Award. Runs and hides after years of ‘expert’ analysis and talking down to the crowd.
It appears we are ALL recipients of the Golden Valve.
Someone close by should swing over to see if any UHaul trucks are parked outside.
8/10th of a Penny and still nobody wants to buy.
There’s your PR
Stay positive.
Lord knows Jackie Baby and the crew have provided endless reasons to keep shareholders updated and on the cusp of tremendous wealth
Ask is thin to 9/10th’s of a Penny.