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Now, now DeathWishBaggy, Jealousy & Talk like that is NO way to get us Texans to invite Norrrrrrrthunnnnnnahhh's on a Wild Texas Turkey Hunt...Dang, Ola & DoomGloomRain will get invited before cayooots from Misssssshegun will.
But, I have to give you credit for telling the Truth about a couple of things. Yes, it's a known fact that Texas Cowboy's do have Bigger Locomotives and Texas Cowgirls do have the Finest Caboose's in the World !!! I Thank you Sir for your Fine Perception! As to the 'Cars'...well it's So Noted in the Guiness Book of World Records that Texans do have the Finest, Sleekest, and Hardest Bodied Cars known to mankind! You Sir are a Genius for both observing these facts and pointing them out for all to see. For that I've put you back on the Wild Turkey Hunt 'Semi Welcome' Waiting List...I'll let you know in a few years when your name comes up...LOL
Colt
Pre...
"WAY too much idle time on my hands."
Tell me about it. LOL We actually have to work the ranch in between hunting seasons. It's Hell having Deer & Quail season over with and having to wait around for Spring Turkey season. Don't know what to do now with my spare 30 minutes a day. I'm trying to squeeze in some fishing time without much luck. LOL.
Colt
As Forrest Gump said while running through Texas, "Chips Happen"!
Colt
***WARNING***
Don't ever get into a fight with us Texans because we'll fight you till He11 freezes over and then we'll fight you on the ice.
Colt
Question??????????
For anyone...If GOD ain't a Texas Longhorn can someone tell me why the Sunsets are "Burnt Orange"? TIA
Colt
Oh BTW...GOD created Texas on the 8th Day!
You tell em girl...Good one! Colt
Nah NYC. Our women sew Elastic in that area for the Big Bulge. Ain't Never been a Texan who drew Blanks!!! We come loaded!
There's a sayin that Texas Ladies say that distinguishes us Texas Cowboy's from the rest of you guys..."Don't call him a Cowboy, 'till you've seen him ride"!
Colt
HARDEEHAR HAR HAR Premier!!! LOL..Good one! Except in July we have Grasshoppers as big as Kangaroo's and as plentiful as Nuuuuuu Yorrrrrrk Citeeeee's Roach population. They are everywhere for a few days. Hollywood made a movie about the Texas Grasshoppers years ago. It was called "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". Not a pretty site!
Colt
Hello William.
Our Spring Turkey season starts next week so I'll be forced to stay on the home front and make sure all of our Turkey's shoot the right Turkey's. You will be going by Weevil's stomping grounds though if you're going to be going through Arkansas. He'll be happy to fix you some home cooked O'Possum Innards & Collard Greens with some Stir Fried Fat Back. He'll probally make you furnish the beer though. LOL
Could you do us all a favor and spray paint some Graffiti on EX Prez Slick Willie's new library? Maybe something like "Hey getta yo dirtie handsa offa tha china!" or "Whatz a matta U can't getta no gud lookina girls?" or "Hey youa no mora tha Prezzi!" or "Stoppa ur lyina cona gamea!" You know make him think the Mafioso boys are after his butt. Maybe then he'll go underground and leave America alone for a while.
Colt
Duh!!! Hello Colt...Is anybody in there? Not that I can tell. OK, OK I get it now Viv...too many Buckin' Bronco Kicks to my old noggin', i.e., kinda slow on some days. Now you see why I asked you if we talk like that? LOL
There have been so many Hugh's from Texas that I was rackin' my brain tryin' to come up with the Hugh you were talkin' about so I wouldn't look so Dumb. I failed didn't I? LOL
Well I should get some credit. I did get the Tab & Slot bumper sticker though. I guess Texas cowboys only have Sex on our minds.
Colt back on line after a 2 day outage with construction crew Fiber Optic line break. Damn that new construction going on everywhere. Just stirs up dust. Who needs progress. Like the Highway Dept. ... One step forward, 2 steps backward.
Judd, "Silly notion that certain colors of roses have different meanings." Them be 'Fighting' words my man! LOL A Short History of Our Yellow Rose of Texas! Yellow Roses are a Big Business down here, when it comes to a Texas Lady.
http://www.phoenix.net/~jcook/yrose.html
Colt
LOL Husker! I want to meet that Survivor. To me that's like traveling backwards in time or into the future. Possible I guess but, hasn't been done yet. At least not to my knowledge.
Colt
NYC...You said Texans are Free people? I'll have you know us Texans may be cheap BUT, we are NOT Free! LOL. Looks like you have some Texan blood in your veins. Tell you about America may be hard since I was much younger when we'd take family vacations each summer and travel all over America. Kind of nice to see how everyone else lives though. Lots of diversity in America.
Colt
Viv, Glad to be of service Mam! However, I'm starting to feel like a gunfighter standing out on Main St. @ High Noon without any bullets. You said in a post a couple of days ago..."Foat Wuth, Ah Luv Hugh! (Colt will get it)."
Now Viv you're making me feel like an Idiot (Not that hard to do btw, lol). I know of several famous Hugh's in Texas History BUT, I'm lost on this one. Could you help me out with a clue before I blow my brains out with my unloaded gun?
Thanks from a Dumbfounded Colt....
PS I got the other Tab A and Slot B. I may be Dumb but, I sure ain't Stupid! LOL
NYC you need us to Email you some candles? Let us know! The Stars are Big & Bright in Texas. The sun is bigger in Texas than any where else on Earth. Plenty of BS down here to run your computer. Our toilets flush. And we have the Most Beautiful Women in the World. Our's are Au Naturale! None of that plastic junk like out there in sunny SoCal. (Not talking about your wife so don't read that into it....LOL) We can bottle some of our electric juice and ship it out. Before we have any rolling Blackouts we just drill another well.
Colt
Ola...
It's under consideration as we speak. It only has to reach five more corners of my round desk and I'll have an answer for you. Hold on tight. You never know what's comin' out of my uptight prejudiced, stupid urban legend, narrow-minded menu, International Scout(Huh???), and recollections of sex when I was 5, mind and then maybe I'll join the regular folks here. What REGULAR Folk's???????
Colt
BTW...My sex life was not that good when I was 5. Could I maybe substitute one of my even years, like when I was 4 or 6? Sex was much better in the even years! TIA ! Oh yeah, you won't let NYC know my answer will you? LOL
Viv...
Depends! LOL
Colt
Sorry OneBgg! I Hate for my Spurs to keep beating up on your Blazers like that. I'll talk to them and tell them to be nicer to their opponents next time. LOL Don't worry, they'll get it together by the playoffs. I just hope the Blazers & Lakers beat themselves up by the time they play the Spurs in the Western Conference Finals. LOL
Colt
Here you go! Gun Town Sees Less Crime — But More Accidents
Monday, March 19, 2001
By Malinda Adams
Dent Myers walks the streets of Kennesaw, Ga., with two .45 automatic pistols strapped to his hips.
FOXNews.com
But police aren't rushing in to arrest Myers.
"It's the law in Kennesaw," Myers said.
Since 1982, Kennesaw — a town of 20,000 located 26 miles north of Atlanta — has required all heads of households to own a firearm and ammunition.
"I'm in support of it. I think it's a good law," said Kennesaw's mayor, Leonard Church.
The law makes exceptions for conscientious objectors who personally oppose guns and for physically or mentally handicapped heads of households. Convicted felons are not allowed to own guns, and the law says shooting a firearm in the city limits is illegal "except in the defense of person or property."
"It's been very effective for the city," Church said.
Since the law was passed, Kennesaw's crime rate has dropped dramatically.
"The crime rate dropped 29 percent overall, and 30 percent in burglaries, and has stayed at a relatively low rate since then," said Corporal Craig Graydon of the Kennesaw police department.
A check with the FBI backs up those crime figures.
Despite the drop in the crime rate here, critics of the law point to several accidental shootings. Two months ago, some teenagers entered their father's gun cabinet and were playing with a small-caliber pistol. The gun went off and injured a child.
"The question is whether or not private citizens carrying guns make a safer society, and the evidence is very clear it does not," said Michael Beard, president of the Coalition to Stop Gun Violence. "More people carrying guns leads to more guns getting into the hands of children."
But Kennesaw authorities stand by their gun law and say they think it sends a strong message.
"I think it really does discourage some people from potentially coming to Kennesaw to commit crime," Graydon said.
Kennesaw isn't the only town with such a law. Virgin, Utah, passed a similar ordinance in June.
Fox News' Kris Osborn and Sharon Kehnemui contributed to this report
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/031901/guns_kehnemui_osborn.sml
Colt
GP & OneBgg, it looks to me like maybe they are scared. I see a couple hiding in the bushes but, both seem to be afraid to stick their neck out too far. You never know what a Crazy .44 Mag will do when left on it's own. They can really go on a Wild n Crazy shooting spree when left to themselves. But, I've implemented all of the security measures known to mankind. However, my word is good...if any of my guns sneaks out of the gun safe and goes on a shooting spree all by it's little lonesome I'll turn them in to the local police. Until then them Stinking Anti's BEST keep their mitts OFF!
Colt
Thanks Matt. I'm not going anywhere. I like the concept over here. IH had been fine until today. It was taking about a minute to open up the site and then I could not get messages to open up. Now they're opening up fine. I cleaned my cache and history so that may have helped. We'll all be here with you through thick & thin. Keep up the good work.
Colt
Dang everythingcrossedWaif you sound almost as 'Giddy' as ol' Slick Willie the First time he found out Monica was coming to see him in the Oval Office! Calm down, you've got the Gobblers all Shook Up! They're all out renting Hen costumes.
Congrats & Good Luck!
Colt
This place is soooooooooooo SLOW that it makes my Cable Modem seem like it's an old 14.4 Baud Modem. I can view every site on the net twice before I can open up one message over here. What gives? More or bigger Servers needed? Same with Routers? Or is NYC playing with the fuse panel? Hopefully they can upgrade here soon.
Colt
OneBgg what happened? Did my little story about my gun sneaking out of the gun safe scare the Anti's away from BARMS on RB? LOL They sure have been quiet the past few days.
Congrats on your Blazers winning last night. Beating Utah was good for my Spurs. Put some distance between them. We've won 9 straight and are 23-4 in the last 27 games. Your Blazers gonna break our streak Monday night? The Blazers get it going again & I expect the Spurs & Blazers in the Western Conf. Finals.
YES To Gun Freedom! NO To Gun Control !
Colt
Papajos I can't wait to hear the Anti's explanation for this one. They are running out of BS.
Colt
I've never found Pre to be boring. Quite the contrary! Colt
Do we really talk like that Viv? LOL Funny!
Colt
Yep husker. Old Saint Patrick and all the Little Leprechauns are definitely Texans! Trouble is they're Cattle Rustlers! LOL
Colt
LOL Pre, same thing my wife said. About me being female that is. I don't trust those web quizes anymore. LOL
Colt
OneBgg now if President Bush will go after Miami, Washington, DC, All of California, Illinois, and Pennsylvania next we'll FINALLY have a chacne to Prove the Anti's WRONG! Down here in Texas we Hang the Suckers! Until they put Gun Abusers behind bars and keep them there we'll always have to fight overtime! At least it's a Start and Thank GOD we No longer have the likes of Clinton & Carville. Now if we can get the rest of those Liberals in the past Administration to go live in Communist China the Country will run much smoother!!!
Colt
This is a good sign. President Bush's Administration is getting rid of all the Liberal Attorney's! Now maybe we'll get some Atty's & Judges who'll convict and put behind bars Jerks who commit crimes using a gun. 'Bout time!
Bush Bounces U.S. Attorney
For Brooklyn
he Bush administration pulled the plug yesterday on Brooklyn U.S. Attorney Loretta Lynch, an appointee of former President Bill Clinton who will step down May 31.
Left unclear was what impact Lynch's departure might have on her office's attempt to forge a consent decree that would allow a federal monitor to oversee the Police Department's handling of police brutality complaints.
A "pattern and practice" investigation that grew out of the Abner Louima torture case found the NYPD consistently had failed to punish rogue cops.
Lynch was one of 79 federal prosecutors given the boot by the new Republican administration. Justice Department officials have said they are indefinitely keeping on Manhattan U.S. Attorney Mary Jo White, who is investigating the eleventh-hour pardons and commutations granted by Clinton.
Lynch, 41, joined the Brooklyn office as an assistant U.S. attorney in 1990 and was sworn in for a four-year term in December. The office covers Brooklyn, Queens and Long Island.
Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) had urged Bush to allow Lynch to serve her full term, citing a New York tradition honored by incoming Presidents since the 1970s. "It's a shame that President Bush has decided to discontinue" the bipartisan tradition, Schumer said.
Mike Claffey
Original Publication Date: 3/16/01
http://www.nydailynews.com/2001-03-16/News_and_Views/Beyond_the_City/a-103540.asp
Thats it Viv. Gnome has the Perfect Solution! Saves you the trouble of making a costume. Just borrow Gnome.
Colt
Pre your Quiz said I'm a Libertarian. When did I switch? If I take it again will it make me a Radical Liberal Left Winger? Oh well Viv's Quiz last month on RB said I was a woman. Now that's taking these internet quizes a little too far! LOL
Colt a Libertarian...who'd have ever thunk it?
If I win the Super Bowl this year I'll be going to Disney World. I'll tell your friend that Viv says Hi and Goober says Yo!
Colt
Vivian Saint Patrick's Day is tomorrow! The Mother of all costumes? What does a Leprechaun's Mother look like? She Green? LOL You could always take a third of Kermit the Frog, a third of the Jolly Green Giant, and a third of the Incredibile Hulk. Then put a beard on with some big ears and shrink the costume down to Leprechaun size.
Have you checked out Google or Yahoo for ideas?
Colt
LOL Viv, I think I'll pass on the Cast Iron Skillet. However, the wooden spoons sound interesting! LOL
Sure wish the NBA could play all their games on weekend nights. Wearing me out.
Colt
BTW Paule you'll need a little more than the .300 Bee. You'll need a .378 Bee & a .460 Bee. LOL Of course if you or NYC get this market turned around those will be like buying BB guns.
Colt
Paule get this market turned around. I've got the hunt for us. And when I say turned around I mean turn us back to January a year ago. LOL
http://www.accomsa.co.za/big_5.htm
One of these days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until then I Dream!
Colt
Correction, First time other than by an old girlfriend. LOL
Colt
Viv
I'm gun shy now. After getting my rear chewed out I no longer hang around to hear the rest of the message. LOL Actually or honestly that was the first time I've ever been cussed out by a woman. Only on the web. HAR!
I have some 20 year old (dry powder) Cherry Bombs & M-80's in case anyone gets too far out of line. Like say...........NYC. I'll let you have the honor. I think I'll PASS!
Colt