is not your daddy's uncle no matter what your sister says
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Hey mom wake up! I just got fucked and need an abortion!
I don't think you really know how stupid that sounds but you be you.
My family life wasn't all that bad, I at least learned the difference between right and wrong and learned a few sports on my way...
I also know how to spot bullshit when I see it, so consider it as a family gift.
yes because that's the first thing a young girl does is wake her mother up in the middle of the night to tell her that she just did the nasty with some horndog. Man, you are confused beyond belief.
If you want to be believable, you need to tell some real life stories and not the shit that exists in your head or Putin's potato bin.
thank you and I'm glad you chimed in! I get over my skis sometimes so I really appreciate your input on this subject.
Because men see it as having their nuts completely cut off, in short order, castration like we do with our domesticated pets. It's not a pretty picture to paint in your mind. I just wear a condom, it's that simple, plus it protects you from most of the sexually transmitted diseases that may occur.
I don't need to go raw dogging any woman, regardless of what she tells me and I don't buy the bullshit about how it "feels".
I'm a responsible adult, always have been and always will be. Do you honestly think some irresponsible person is going to take precautions? Look how fucked up it was with a simple vaccine that prevents you from dying. The 'mom's for liberty' set would be up in arms if little Johnny had to endure some type of procedure.
because he's a sick, demented old man that has nothing better to do with his time?
I really wish some female posters will step in here because I'm far from an expert on the subject either. I just try to go to bat for you and I know better..
Please explain for the class what a menstrual cycle is and how it works, Dr. Hap.
It's because it's not your decision in the first place.. Nobody cares what you decide. It's up to the expectant mother and her doctor, not your limited knowledge of medical training, you nincompoop.
oh man that's too funny. "Clems clam shack" WTF 🤔🤣🤣🤣
they teach that to the animals at the zoo. We have a Zebra that is an accomplished chess player.
that doesn't make you any less of a misogynistic scum bucket. It only proves you were twice married. Congratulations.
I'm not sure why. I'm still fascinated with them. For me, it's just another one of her erogenous zones that I need to stimulate in order for me to be a successful partner. In any other setting, especially professional ones, it's "eyes up buddy".
I could be wrong though. Like zab said, we really don't know what it's like. That's where my point of actually talking and understanding comes in. "What makes you feel good, what is uncomfortable for you?" type of stuff that leads to further conversation about how they actually work.
Like I said many times, I was with my ex for a long time and we weren't shy about anything. We shared 1 bathroom with clear glass shower doors and nothing was off limits.
My current special other is an ER nurse so, there's nothing she hasn't seen or is afraid to talk about and I really enjoy picking through her brain.
go sell your steak knives and 'slap chops' somewhere else.
It would also definitely help you to treat women with the respect that they deserve instead of a toy you can play with.
I wouldn't go that far, they are definitely some complex and wonderful humans. Some are worse than others but we are able to parse that stuff out quickly by looking at more than their boobs.👀
lol yep, I'm officially a long haired hippie again. Me, the dog and the cat have weekly shedding contests. Can't believe you never heard of 4 Non Blondes before. They've been at it for quite some time now.
It's a tough thing for us to do but I found that sitting and listening helped me to learn a wealth of knowledge that I would never had known otherwise. Plus it was with the woman I expected to spend the rest of my life with, so it made sense to find out how she worked internally and emotionally.
do you ever pay attention to anything aside from the gateway pundit? Mifepristone is a pill that a woman can take for an unwanted or troubled pregnancy. It's safer than an aspirin but of course your pals decided that it was a bad thing so the supreme court is currently mulling it over. There's also something called the "morning after" pill that prevents ovulation but I don't want to confuse your jumbled brain about how that works
It has absolutely nothing to do with "being regular" or a normal menstrual cycle.. Quit being an idiot.
Like I said before, just stick to your attorney job because you really suck at trying to be a doctor. I know it's too late for you but you really should have paid more attention to the women in your life, if there even were any..
listen to me now... If you would have ever talked to the women in your life about personal stuff, you could be better informed but you didn't. Some women are prescribed 'birth control' pills just to have regular cycles. There are different types of them. Some work for them and some don't but the goal is to keep a good hormonal balance while trying not to get pregnant in the first place.
Being late for your period doesn't amount to a hill of beans you dolt.. There is no such thing as a "get regular" pill because if there was every woman on the planet would have them.
I know that you are an old man and very set in your ways but you need to stay out of this conversation because you have no clue what the hell you are talking about and making even a bigger fool of yourself than you already were.
They are a great band. Kind of a throwback with the horn section. I've always appreciated their work and even more glad to share it.
I'm going to need a reference for that one. The only "summer of love" I know and was a product of is 1969, which would have made Kamala 5 years old at the time.
we all have our ways, going back for hundreds if not thousands of years. We will survive.
This one is from Cake but I like it better than Gloria's original version and it hits us white boys in the bippy...
nope, lol I let my shit grow out for the last two years. I'm probably going to tame it again but my hair cutter is stuck in Florida and I don't like anyone else.
I'm a picky customer. I keep my beard in shape but that's only because I don't want to go in looking like the animals. A little gel and a ponytail works for me.
I'm just scared that the dude looks like me. It was freaky at first but it got wayyyyyy worse when my significant other saw it. I'm not sure how to put the genie back into the bottle but I'm going to run with my new found fame for a bit, as long as you don't mind.😇
they are really the best. I'm sure I can't beat them but I try everyday.
No, he hasn't resigned, he's just not running again for whatever that's worth. He possibly found a new owner for his boat.
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as we all are..
manchin is a jerk. He's the type of guy that would try to sell you ice cubes if you lived in the arctic. He has more of my ire than I can disagree with myself over but others might beg to differ.
for me, vietnam was a hellscape. I wasn't there but I watched my father go continuously through the motions of denialism and alcoholism from the time I was born. He was pissed about everything that had to do with Asians. He even hated Jane Fonda and tried to teach me that way too.
I grew to despise him but only because he treated my mother like shit. I wish he would have gone for help before he decided to be an asshole.
It's not something I'm proud of for sure but he actually was a hero and taught me lots of other things outside of being an asshole. I will always think about him and I do miss him but I made that decision in my life where I couldn't stand him anymore.
It wrote him off when he asked me to be best man at his second wedding..
I love Marie. She got hosed but we are still working with little city and all of everything that comes with it. I love me some munchkins and I'm probably sure that everyone else does too...
She lost fair and square, it wasn't the outcome we wanted but it was the outcome nonetheless. I blame the redistricting but it is what it is. We should have worked harder for her and knocked on doors in some of the capitalist quarters.
Then what are you doing? You ned to vote them out, whoops manchin and Menedez resigned. Adams is not the person that they elected but there's still a chance to get over yourself and start sending postcards.
yeah, my poor crock pot hasn't seen anything that large since conix's husband entered the room.
lol, It was a big roast, like six pounds. I'm not going to judge but it was really good and everyone who was visiting said the same
I don't think that it is a better solution to have a party process in primary elections. As much as I argue with some here, I don't disagree with their opinions. I'm only looking for an answer that never comes...
What could be better? They never have one as far as I'm concerned and it gets justifiably aggravating watching them whine like playground school children..
I never signed up for this shit. I just do it as my own little protest from my own state.
The difference is that I'm honest about it and don't care what repercussions might come from it. Many others in our country are inherently dishonest and that proves to be the lynchpin into the dystopia grenade that we find ourselves under today.
I don't know the answers, I only ask questions and yes, I might be a little salty sometimes but I'm only going for humor if to only please myself.
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sorry, just for 'facts sake' like Steph Rhule always says. Here's my woman.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Newman
We got rid of Lipinski after years of his nonsense which was good, but they replaced her with another asshole just like him through gerrymandering our district.
LOL I'm a registered republican and zorax scolded me for that but I'm my own man and make my own decisions. It's kind of difficult when we have closed primaries like Illinois does. I just do it to make sure that the asshole is on center stage against my candidate. I completely left the party when we punted Newman. It was wrong and I worked hard to get her elected in the first place.
Those clowns made it their business to hire a stooge and I can do nothing about it this time .
I can vote for whoever I want in the general election.
I'm all in!
but I'd eat cat shit out of the bottom of a dumpster if I had to so, that might disqualify me from the pre-election polls.