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"If you challenge and (sic) Admin, you get put in IHUB Jail. If you challenge IHUB Jail you get booted from IHUB."
And if you get booted from Ihub, you vent your delusional ravings on a site of the idiot, by the idiot, for the idiot.
Your syntax will be missed.
I don't think so. He doesn't take direction well.
No one cleared this with me.
Yes, you have. Quite frankly, I have found it to be unseemly.
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Today's Fun Factoid: I am told that a google search of your profile image results in the following:
"Best guess for this image: menopauza e in bicicletta"
Now that we have recklessly suspended your posting privileges, ruthlessly severed your private messaging capabilities, and arrogantly refused to refund your hard earned money, do you know what would be really unfair?
Banning you from posting on the only board on which you currently can. That would be really, REALLY unfair. Downright mean too. And totally uncalled for.
I find it quite irresistible.
We are now faced with a most difficult conundrum:
1. No one on earth is stupider than halbroke1.
2. You are stupider than halbroke1.
I must ponder this. Please be quiet while I do.
Perhaps we should simplify that:
4. Payment of Fees
You're screwed, blued and tattooed. Get over it.
Stupid and litigious is a bad combination. You're probably stuck with the first so try losing the second. You're also as annoying as hell. Shaddap.
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
The first rule of Ihub is you do not talk about Ihub. The second rule of Ihub is you can talk about Ihub if you're a fawning toady, but keep it brief. And remember to genuflect.
Petey? peteypickem? The person Admins voted Most Likely to Get His Miscreant Ass Booted Off This Site three years in a row? That petey? Jeez, that's just dandy.
You're in here either because you posted something deely offensive to one or more Admins or because you're from New Jersey. If the former, don't do it again. If the latter, move.
There are only a very few rules. Start here:
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/terms.aspx
Then move on to the relevant parts of 5.6 here:
http://ihwiki.advfn.com/index.php?title=Handbook
And the useful items here:
http://ihwiki.advfn.com/index.php?title=Site_Map
Easy, peasy.
Basher? Hardly. You have a beverage not fit to disinfect the bidet hawked by an eligible-for-social-security-benefits "supermodel" teamed up with a bumbling doofus who could screw up selling firewater to the Sioux backed by a notorious toxic financer and a share structure designed for dilution. What's not to like?
Yes, I am familiar with your church, The Lecherous Saps of the Greedhead Christie Brinkley. It's also know as the ICNB message board. I hope you prayed that her prosecco will stop tasting like iodine mixed with sparkling polluted water because that swill is awful.
I can't endorse one directly, but I am hearing very good things about BGFT.
The TOU states clearly that "users shall not post private messages sent by moderators who look like anorexic extras from Sex and the City who had passed out with professional strength white strips in their mouths."
Lousy.
Well, looky here. The Jailhouse induction wing now houses three Stock Goodies baddies and Happy Harry. Old Satay is having a good day!
Bring me halbroke1 and I'll go full Commodus and declare 150 days of celebration.
Although it always saddens us when we lose a multi-alias, scofflaw tout, we will try to carry on without you.
It would have been a lot easier and more efficient if you had just put a Kick Me sign on your back.
Alas, admins are too occupied with TOS reports to be overly interested in illumination or damnation. (And admittedly, I am only interested in the latter.) I want there to be Judas Goat profile images. And I want to assign them. Is that asking so much?
A permanent record of each board's past moderators and the dates they moderated it would be illuminating and in some cases quite damning.
And how about the renown piscine power couple, Capt_Nemo and salmonslayer?
Double fish pics!
Double jail sentences!
Double bootskies!
We'll not see such glorious marital trifectas again I fear.
All those fish....they died for nothing!
So many of the people who posted pictures are no longer here, and all too many are no longer anywhere.
The "Gammas Holding Fish" page is no more? How awful.
"I'm happy to be here!" I urge you to take the time to soak in that moment.
Indeed. in the Jailhouse, he is considered to be a Renaissance man of such breadth that he defies labeling at all.
Thus spake Ihub's netiquette parliamentarian.
Alas, Ihub's political boards are too rough-and-tumble for a person of my gentility.
(Orchestra starts up as malc stone climbs to the top of the barricade)
"Aux armes, Mod Squadyons,
Formez vos bataillons,
Au tableau MYDX
Marchons, marchons!"
With some misgivings, we allow some inmates to discuss stocks. You won't be one of them.
I'm trying very hard not to be impressed.
"im done with ihub" The day has barely dawned and already it is glorious.
Let me guess. You feel a powerful impulse to climb in a skiff and tally some numbers while pondering the variability of life with the Canuck next door who is googling the Twinkie defense while scarfing down vanilla pudding in a deerstalker cap before you go purchase a glockenspiel for a Goth. Right?
Me too. Here's why: https://www.checkiday.com/5/22/2017
This person has averaged 119 post/day for 6102 days and moderates 312 boards. Ihub isn't big on restricting "too much."
https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profilea.aspx?user=1012
Petey, you are about to hit the Homonym Daily Double. You've been jailed for being a boor and are on the precipice of being banned for being a bore.
Lose the tude. Rethink your illusion that you are a master of debate. Don't address Dave. (and if you're only going to do one of the three, do the last one.)