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Cherokee Chief Demands Apology From Scott Brown
Ryan Questioned On Defense Cuts He Voted For But Is Campaigning Against
Nice threads, man," commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit. "Where'd you pick 'em up?"
Jim beamed. "My wife got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?"
"I'll say. What was the occasion?"
"Got me," admitted Jim with a cheerful shrug. "I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom."
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys TWO cases of beer.
Behind every successful man, is a surprised mother-in-law.
oh dear and he was such a superb crooner :(
omg the turmoil has subsided in tornado alley
it can and should be a friendly place where we can agree to disagree
without being an asshole
hun u du reel gud as a moderator
congrats and a big hug ;)
lol for certain
and a semblance of peace and order, returns after that tornado moves on ;)
bless your heart
Glory Hallelujah praise be :)
great idea btw
love it t/y
if u mean jan yes indeed
hun u absolutely hit the nail on the head
it's them to a t
yep our gov jan is living proof
yep i just shake my head in disbelief
must be the most submissive braindead women
that vote gop
and of course both are blond lololol
is that cruel stereotyping?
perhaps gop men have cornered the market on robot wive's brain chips
ya think?
they were dumb and dumber for sure
people must be real proud of our johnny
he is so two-faced
he makes me wanna puke
not ready for prime time ;)
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He's almost as dumb as the people voting for him.
Romney, On 60 Minutes, Cites Emergency Room As Health Care Option For Uninsured
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The directions were quite explicit. The story must contain the following three items. Religion. Sexuality. Mystery.
Only ONE story in the entire class received an A+ grade.
It read, "Good God! I'm pregnant! I wonder who it was that did it?"
oh it was more willard double speak and waffling
be sure and watch it ;)
re willard on 60 minutes...
looked at my hubi and said "Huh"?
mitt is proving to be a dolt when he mentioned
Obama and his 4.6 million jobs creation and trillion dollar deficit reduction gave me a chuckle also
Just watched Mitt on "60 Minutes", when asked about lowering taxes
he said he would lower taxes for everyone but also eliminate
some deductions.
He was then asked, well wouldn't they basically
be paying the same then?
Mitt's response, "yes"
So you lower the tax rate so everyone feels they're getting a break but take away certain deductions so we pay nearly the same?
Brilliant NOT!
svb u r spot on, mac cranky has issues
bloated and sore makes a girl do weird things
those darn cotton units do NOT absorb fanatical mood swings ;)
imho only
but what do i know
pms can be such a bitch! :)
Why We Aren't Hearing about 'Job Creators' Anymore...
The "demand" is an expectation on the part of the producer. The producer, based on that belief, commits resources (engineering, parts procurement, and manufacturing).
The actual demand may or may not materialize. This is supply side economics, a dirty word these days. The idea is if the producer is given access to capital at a reasonable rate, he can get the ball rolling.
So I would say it's not that there has to be demand first.
There has to be expectation of demand first.
At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children."
As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."
Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: "What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable."
As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into the intricacies of the English language, explaining triumphantly, "That is, my wife, she is impregnable!"
At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor was telling the guests about this home country and himself. As he concluded, he said, "And I have a charming and understanding wife but, alas, no children."
As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue, he said, haltingly, "You see, my wife is unbearable."
Puzzled glances prompted him to try to clarify the matter: "What I mean is, my wife is inconceivable."
As his companions seemed amused, he floundered deeper into the intricacies of the English language, explaining triumphantly, "That is, my wife, she is impregnable!"
Q: What's the worst thing you can say to a man who complains that his wife is frigid?
A: No, she isn't!"
Judi and her boyfriend were setting at home one night and became bored.
"Hey, let's play a game" she said.
"What game?" was his bored reply.
"Let's play hide'n'seek. I'll give you a blow-job if you can find me."
"What if I can't find you?"
"I'll be behind the piano."
Husband: "How about a little action tonight, honey?"
Wife: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "How else?"
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.
DeLay still waiting to learn legal fate