I just wished they would bring this thing to Portland, Oregon...? I guess with the past rumors, Comcast will bring it to me when they are ready. Or, I'd sign up for dish network even if they secured it. I guess I could move to a place that provides it? Or even buy someone a Tevo so they could send it to me? I mean, I will have to have it someway! Make this year a good year and I'll keep being nice and working for peanuts even though I am not an elephant and have a college education and would shell out ten measily dollars a month to watch this Network instead of living vicariously through chat room boards(Whew, wiping the sweat off my brow).I really really want my "Qtv" Santa. Please put that under the tree and I'll even let you kiss my mom. She's a drag Queen and sleeps in satin sheets(Just so you know). She REALLY really wants her "Qtv" too. I like the BEAR type and if you get the wrong room and accidentally kiss me, I'll pretend I am asleep(I sleep with my eyes open sometimes).Yes, I am 18 (Actually 32) and I sleep in the buff. Please, I am begging you, bring me QTV and I will even work in your sweat shop with the elves to repay you for working your magic.
And last but not least... That is not alcohol on my breath in case you come early (Like this eve) so no worries. GLTY