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prolly not..LOL!
Incest is the best. 1 day play
nay been readin like a foo lately takin a break now..LOL tryin to be a fedex dewd..boy they dangle the carrot I tell yah
BLLB gotzz a killer update I jumped in dat one tahday
hey cat nice to have yah on d boardz
Cop: "Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?"
Driver: "Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"
bawk bawk
have to have awl their TEETH then I wood be d judge..LOL
Rok on ..crackkk ahhhhhh
gunna go cut me shumm TREEEzzzz
TIMBAHHHHHH~~~
remember deez catz>
Id chew on dah rt one..d otherz are trash..LOL
I like the hard but chewy onezz
DOE~
FOR U TRUE TURKEYzzz on d road dis Hollliday>>>
Comments made by police officers
These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments
were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." (MY FAVORITE)
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National
Crime Information Center)
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here."
WEEEEEEE ~~~~
FOR U TRUE TURKEYzzz on d road dis Hollliday>>>
Comments made by police officers
These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments
were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" (MY FAVORITE)
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National
Crime Information Center)
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here."
WEEEEEEE ~~~~
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2222 TEN HUT..weeeeeeee~~~
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yur nose and his nose
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THIS IS THE WORLDS FIRST ITALIAN- AMERICAN TEDDY BEAR.
CLICK ON IT. >This izz HEElarrryiousss!!
https://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/web_animations/1.swf
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Just a note:
Just THINK?
If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a Turkey,
We ALL would be having a piece of ASS this Thanksgiving
Yah I read dat one..LMAO too..Good one..LMAO..weeeeeee~~~