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LOL. I see you're drolling.
I love you Babe!
Just don't tell my wife.
OK!!!!!!!!!
ok!
It's been channeling from 3.50 to 4.50 and looks like it is breaking out.
Thanks Ken for the analysis on the stocks .
I'm just trying to see how these work out in the next week. It's more like learning from how they preform from this point.
We're looking at a dragon here with its head rearing up.
This one we should have picked up just before Christmas.
Had a big month in Jan. of '04 I see.
ADCT
FNSR
ROIA
SMBI
Expected Initial Public Offerings for Next Week
January 31
Animal Health International (NASDAQ: AHII) $10.00 - 12.00
HFF (NYSE: HF) 15.00 - 17.0
Three good ol' boys were working up on a cell phone tower--
Cooter, Pete
and KC.
As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed
instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, shucks, someone
should go and tell his wife."
KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Pete says,
"Where did you get that beer, KC?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,
You must be Cooter's widow'."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said "I'll
bet
you a case of Budweiser you are."
Good ol' boys are good at sensitive stuff !
Check this out!
http://gprime.net/video.php/theglasstrick
Good Old Pablo!!!!
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!
It turns out that Pablo had read an article that said "wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex". The night went very well. The next day, she told her office friends all about it.
"We had a great dinner. Pablo even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that ..., Pablo was too tired.."
It's important to have back up job skills...
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said "during the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
A Biker and God
A biker was riding on a highway along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said:
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said: "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can
ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required would
reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but
it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and
glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord,
I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and
how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
An old prospector walked his tired mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.
He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to."
A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.
When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound.
The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet.
The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.
The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."
Don't mess with old farts .
Keep an eye out for #30
Subject: The Dentist
>>>> > A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and washes his hands again.
>>>> >
>>>> > The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
>>>> >
>>>> > The guy, surprised, says, "Yes.... How did you figure that out?"
>>>> >
>>>> > "Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
>>>> >
>>>> > One thing leads to another and they make love. After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a good dentist."
>>>> >
>>>> > The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Sure, I'm a good dentist, how did you figure that out?"
>>>> >
>>>> > "Didn't feel a thing!"
>>>>
Have not done any DD on any one and would not have
any idea where it would end.
LMAO
Looks like it will be good but wait for confirmation.
Thanks, good recall.
Let me know when we sell and what we would have made.
Expected Initial Public Offerings for Next Week
January 22
AeroVironment (NASDAQ: AVAV) $14.00 - 16.00
Meruelo Maddux Properties (NASDAQ: MMPI) 12.00 - 14.00
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
> sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
> down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
>
> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
> towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
> hands it back.
>
> Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
>
> "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.
>
> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
> theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
> deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
>
> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
> her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
>
> They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
>
> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
> guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !
>
> "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
> every guy you meet? "
>
> "No, " she replies. . . . . "
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> She says: "You just happened to catch my eye."
They don't get up till noon in california. LOL
BLONDE KIDNAPPER
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another
Watch for the stochs to cross.
That will tell you.
It’s an Italian thing…
http://www.jmwebdesigners.com/italians/
ITALIAN BREAD!!
TWO OLD GUYS, ONE 80 AND ONE 87,WERE SITTING ON THEIR USUAL PARK BENCH SEAT ONE MORNING.
THE 87 YEAR OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH.
THE 80 YEAR OLD WAS AMAZED AT HIS FRIEND'S STAMINA AND ASKED HIM WHAT
HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.
THE 87 YEAR OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITALIAN BREAD EVERY DAY. IT KEEPS
YOUR ENERGY LEVEL HIGH AND YOU'LL HAVE GREAT STAMINA WITH THE LADIES."
SO, ON THE WAY HOME, THE 80 YEAR OLD STOPS IN AT THE BAKERY. AS HE WAS
LOOKING AROUND, THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED IF HE NEEDED ANY
HELP. HE SAID,"DO YOU HAVE ANY ITALIAN BREAD?"
SHE SAID,"YES, THERE'S A WHOLE SHELF OF IT. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?"
HE SAID, "YES, I WANT 5 LOAVES."
SHE SAID, "MY GOODNESS, 5 LOAVES. DON'T YOU THINK BY THE TIME YOU GET
TO THE 5TH LOAF, IT'LL BE HARD?'
HE REPLIED,"HOLY SHIT , EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS ABOUT THIS ITALIAN
BREAD THING BUT ME!!"