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Subject: THAT WOULD BE ME
Anyone who has run their own business will appreciate this one:
A man owned a small ranch in Texas. The Wage &Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board.
The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 per week plus free room and board.
Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."
"That's the guy I want to talk to -- the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the rancher.
You call 'em like you see 'em .
Your insight is, well, right on.
PTSC last year's big mover in Feb.
DSX
PTSC did well in Feb and March.
GLIF
BLLN take a look at stoch
BRVO
GSPG
RMIX I had this last night to post but forgot.
CYMI I think has turned the corner.
You want to see drama come to my house. LOL
And when I buy I watch them go down. LOL
Story of my life. LOL
Did you pick some up.
I was not able. cash poor.
There she goes.
Hey there lady hope to be back in Chicago sometime in March.
OPWV upgraded
Nice call sufer.
After hr news should pop in a.m.
take a look at STD
Where we 3 months ago. :(
Take a look at the news yestarday
and look at the volume and then look at the chart. Tell me what you think.
http://biz.yahoo.com/pz/070126/112606.html
CYMI you like.
I like the way it looks.
Tom was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Tom got up early and left for work. When his
wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, brought box back in the house. She opened it and
found a brand new bathroom scale.
Tom has been missing since Friday.
Makes no cents at all.
PRESS RELEASE
November 16, 2006
Cupertino, California
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
PTSC on watch ran last year starting Feb.
WWNG
AVNA
ACHI
PMCS
ALTI keep eye out.
ARWR on watch
APIO
Not my wife, but my girlfriend. LOLOLOL
Cut that out>:}
I'm playing. LOL