Not even enuff to muss the hairdo!

I THOT YER TIMBER WAS ALREADY SHIVERIN'.... LOL

Ahem.....

I wouldn't be bragging about that..... lol

"7 mins is the average"

You call this "defending" me? lol

"She's a Ho?"

Ayyyyyy! Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

HEY!! Who you calling a HO??? lol

Hahahaha.... ROFLMAO!!!!

OMG! I almost spit coffee out of my nose! ROFLMAO....

Arrrrrrr....
Sowwy, I think I missed sumpin?!?!

Ahoy there Tree!!!!

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Good morning Lacey!

Ruh roh, did I miss Sue's BDay???
Was that yesterday?

Me toooooo....

The market has been so BORING most of the summer so I've been TCB elsewhere! lol

LOL! Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye happy to see me?

COME SHOW ME HOW YE BURY YER TREASURE, LAD! AYYYYY....

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Ahoy there Nitro! C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! lol

Shhhhhh.......

Not so loud, I had tooooooo much grog last night!
My head HURTS!!!

Dat would be me!! Ayyyyy....

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day
(We came up with these in an effort to interest The Other Dave (Letterman) in TLAPD. His staff liked 'em, but alas, his show was"dark" the week of Sept. 19.)

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

AHOY!!!! IS THAT WHAT YER CALLIN IT?

"SHAKE MY MONEYMAKER"

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The market (over-all) is pulling outta it's tailspin some.

Wish the stinky pinkies would follow suit!!

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Not much, tryin to get the hang of the pirate lingo...

My head hurts, too.... I tink I had a little too much grog last night!

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HARR!! Good morning Big!!

Ayyyyyy.... anybody home?

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HAHAHAHA.... lol, was it "used"???

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Arrrrrrr....

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Alllll righty then you landlubber!

(Have a good day!) lol

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Good morning 02!!

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Aaaaayyyy be doin' fine here Larry....

and how 'bout you? Have a big mug of coffee for me?

Good morning huggy bear! Where have you been??

Doesn't anybody know? It's "talk like a pirate day" today!!! Arrrr..... http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Good morning Sue!!

Arrrrrr, ahoy mateys!!!

CARLOSSSSSSS!!!!

Ummmmm, yummy! A cup of "red x"! lol

Good morning Chart! Guess what tomorrow is.... ARRRRR!!!!

(LTNC!)

No, but I bet we could fabricate some REAL good ones....

(Pssst, aren't we supposed to front load first??) lol

Howdy Fish!

Not much yet, just waiting for the market to show some signs of life!
It's toooooo boring lately!!

OMG!

was the thing bent from being WRAPPED AROUND HIS HEAD?!?!
ROFLMAO

Good morning Nitro!!

It just says.... "bidding has ended for this item"

Oh, ok.... just making sure! lol

Would you please pump some life into this market???