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Thx SA, will try to contibute some. Stop by Ken's Seasonality Stock Reports board. He has some nice setups for catching early movers.
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=1616
DYN started BULL RAID around 3 on Friday look for continuation on Monday.
CHRS
OVTI
Put me down "cats" for>>>> OVTI, GMO, CHRS
MAKING A BABY...
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his
wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...''
Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've
been expecting you.'
'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good.
Did you know babies are my specialty?'
'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in < BR>and have a seat'
After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'
'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one
on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living
room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for
Harry and me!'
'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time.
But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'
'My, that's a lot!' gasped Mrs. Smith.
'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love
to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed
with that.'
'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio
of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well -when you
consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'
'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.
'Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get
the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to
get a good look.'
'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with
amazement.
'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours,
too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had
to pack it all in.'
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on
your, uh...equipment?'
'It's true, Ma'am, yes. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my
tripod and we can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?'
'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on.
It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'
Mrs. Smith fainted.........
No they do not.
Yup, cause I even mark them with 1 to 3 stars and DYAX had 3 stars next to it. Will get one soon. My SCU still doing good, hope I don't jinx myself. Hee,hee.
Here's 2 more that hit Bull Raid yesterday MRK hit about 11 am and SLM hit about 3:30.
DYAX missed this one, hit BULL RAID about 3:30 >> wrote it down yesterday morning but was gone all afternoon. Will catch one soon. Hee,hee
Remember when we talked about that one long ago. Forgot all about it.
THX, but unfortunately I did not catch it.
Should have several monitors set up with multiple screens and charts to catch ones in Bull Raid. That would be nice.
I actually picked it up from yesterday which it went into Bull Raid about 1 o'clock. I was going to put it in last night
for this am for .85 but did not cause I was also looking at something else. Did not get to computer till later in the morning and chart looked good so I put in for .88 when it was
at .88 filled only 100 shares and then went to .89 but came back and filled the rest of the 1300 shares and went higher.
Picked up some SCU at .88
TSCO on my watch list that showed Bull Raid yesterday around 3:30 and just took off today.
DNDN this showed BULL RAID on last thusday at about 3pm. Hit high of 25.25 today and has bounced off it's low of 20.26. What a ride.
Ken , they never asked for my credit card #. Better watch that you did not sign up for thier subscription. Better check it.
Some other Big Movers and at one time I owned USAT
AMD From fridays's Bull Raid a nice 5%.
Hi Mary. Hanging in here. Hope all is well with you from last time.
Looks like the 3rd was our turning point
Nice looks ready to grow.
Hi Ken, just came across this one. Has had a great growth.
GMO it is in the Molybdenum market which is hot. To bad I did not see it last March 19 when THUNDER showed up
I was right. LOL
I know why you want to win her. :)
FYI, test your stockpicking skills at CNBC contest.
http://contests.cnbc.com/milliondollar/main.do
FYI, test your stockpicking skills at CNBC contest.
http://contests.cnbc.com/milliondollar/main.do
That'll work for me. :)
Just got back from a little outpatient surgery and nice to see it up .07. This is just the begining.
That's it I'm selling all and betting it on 55 Red. probably do better. LOL. no seriously.
Thats cause I bought some. @ .97.
Story of my trading life. :(
RUTH worth looking at.
CYMI
POPN take a look
It took me out. I even had a personal relation with the head. He is collecting my retirement money and I have to go back to work.
No crossing today,
unfortunately he says.
EERG looking good.
A couple, both well into their 80's,
go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing Wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes
them good luck, charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5
or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and get $43 back from Blue Cross."
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah Señor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Señor.
Sometimes the bull wins."
Butch the Rooster
>
> John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
> young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to
> fertilize the eggs (for you city folks).
>
> The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the
> soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought
> a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
> different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
> performing.
>
> Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by
> listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a
> very fine specimen he was, too.
>
> But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at
> all! John went to investigate.
>
> The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
> hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
>
> But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
> couldn't ring. He would sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
> next one.
>
> John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
> and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
> but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
>
> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician
> could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
> planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them
> when they weren't paying attention?