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Hope I get my deposit back for the tux rental........
A really nice baby blue one...:o(
I forgot....you're in L'ville,what a great weekend that must be.........but mint julips(sp) aren't my favorites.
And the better question is.......Where have you been?
I'm thinking it's prolly not a good idea for us to marry if you can't stay home once in awhile......:o(
You've had a busy week....and covered well.
What's up for the weekend..?
Hey Larry,I'm well and happy it's Friday.....Were the market gods good to you this week?
What do I know....just a city boy!
Is that how you " mount" a turkey.....?
I tell everybody the only thing I guarantee about painted 5 piece doors is..... There's a 99.99% chance of them developing hairline cracks at the joints..........
The panels are never glued or stapled between the horizontal and vertical members.....they float free to allow for expansion and contraction......
I.E.......the crack.(separation)
Timex......:o)
Ain't no Polar Bears on Mackinac! ...........
Because of those freakin` cannons !
Maybe you forgot....or I overlooked any mention of the nude beaches......The "thundering cannon's" would scare you stiff!
Fort opens Friday! 60,000 school kids coming through in next 25 days...Yo!.......
That's the whole UP..........K thru 12!
FINALLY!
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.
PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING
SPEECH? I would like to forward this to the presidential
speech writer.
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq
regime has been completed.
Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on
this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all
American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete
within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of
countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq
conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries
listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list.
Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press
secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later
this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign
aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and
indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone
will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into
third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders
grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
redirect this money toward solving the vexing social
problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to
terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends
from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic
relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all
your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon
chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin
towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan
with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where
those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed I
don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those
tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and
limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in
the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since
we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you
folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire
corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I
will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions
sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep,
border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA
treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be
drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this
country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an
environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to
List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its
own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer
them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life
around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of
just about everyone on the planet.
It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List
1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't
forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want
to learn to speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading
it in English, thank a soldier.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are............or
"everybody has to be somewhere"
On and off.....I'll pm you my cell#
The showroom is almost complete.....we are looking at mid May for the open house.I'll let you know the exact date next week.
If you're downtown.....1519 West Main.
On the West end that would be worth about $20,000.....
Did not......
Better back off..."Butter Cup"!
And I never got my beer yesterday.........
Hi Sweetie......
I'm getting out Dodge right now......suggest you do the same..!
Now you're thinkin!
For how long...?
Nah....don't worry.He'll probably never see it..........
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.Yeah Right...!
Oh Boy......
I didn't think so....but
What a hoot.......You don't think Phil moved to Fla.do ya.
Fake 'Doctor' Offers Door-To-Door Breast Exams
(CBS) LAUDERDALE LAKES People are often annoyed at door-to-door sales people, but they were downright offended at what one man was offering to women who answered his knock. Police say the man went door-to-door carrying a doctor’s bag and offering free breast examinations, and actually got two women to take him up on his offer.
WFOR-TV is reporting that 76 year old William Winikoff of Coconut Creek, Florida has been arrested for his free breast exams, after two women, both in their 30’s, agreed to allow him to examine their breasts in their apartments, after represented himself as a doctor making a house call.
Carrying a black “doctor’s” bag, investigators claim Winnikoff walked up to a apartment building and told a 36-year-old woman, that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams.
According to police, the woman let Winikoff into her apartment and the phony doctor began the exam, touching first her breasts, and then, her genitals.
The woman quickly realized that Winikoff was not a real doctor and she called 911, but the fake doctor had already left her apartment to find another victim; a 33 year old woman who lives in the same apartment complex.
Winikoff had ‘examined’ her, and left by the time deputies caught up with him just on the street a short distance from the apartment building. Investigators say both women claimed he was a doctor, and both women say he gave them a most unusual ‘examination’. He was arrested, and faces charges of Lewd and Lascivious Conduct.
As bizarre as the Winikoff’s story is, investigators believe the two women assaulted today may not be the first to fall for the phony breast exam scheme, and they are asking anyone who may have taken advantage of Winnikoff’s ‘examinations’ to contact the Broward Sheriffs’ Office.
(© MMVI, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)
" watched an interview with Jobs a few days ago and they (apple) are at a point where they develop products and let the consumer decide on how they evolve and what possible uses there are for them. Rather incredible imo."........
And right after he blew a little smoke up your behind...I'm with the impression all new products take that journey.
duh...?
I checked again....the dictionary was wrong and you were correct on your second attempt.
Try again slick....
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"I've heard him call a couple of guys Honey"...........Oh Boy!
Mech went BK....and I was one of few that used his storage/sublet
You may see me on "judge Judy".
That's O.K........was going to live on my boat,it's gone.
Prolly move in with Phil.....psssssst,
Is he still straight..?
Ya know....I'll have zip by the time this is done!How bout just my word......yeah ,I know.One of the three biggest lies!
Long week Pegs....
Completed about 60% of the office and showroom this week.
Hopefully we'll finish by the end of the month.....btw the bank called...may need to borrow a couple of bucks.
You got that right........
You keep some weird hours.
I'm looking for the women who runs this joint....