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YOU'VE KILLED MY CHICKEN!!!!
 

I have decided to conduct a science experiment on IHub. I consider this to be a place of humanitarians and those seeking out good causes. Well above you see, Friar. He is a good chicken and one that has brought me much happiness through the year. However, Friar's life is now in your hands. And here's how you can save him.
I currently am saddled with a mere 71 peoplemarks. Even though I provide hours of fun, entertainment and useful information on these boards, apparently it's not enough for you people. You have all hemmed and hawed through the years, and well, just failed in your duties to peoplemark me. Am I not people? Do I not bleed when stuck with tenpenny nails?
So here is what I'm going to do. Today is Tuesday, June 16th, 2009. If I don't have say, oh 233 peoplemarks by July 4th, 2009, Friar and I will be sharing a fried chicken dinner together. That's right! If I don't have 233 peoplemarks by the 4th of July, it will be curtains for Friar! And the blood...and gizzards, will be all on your hands.
Now I ask you.....is this what you wish for Friar?

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#182   Which came first the chicken or the egg? Taurus69 07/24/20 02:37:10 AM
#181   Nope. I want people to see you as fung_derf 05/10/11 02:15:01 PM
#179   LOL! Oh, I don't think he's dying in fung_derf 05/04/11 04:10:40 PM
#178   This one doesn't look long for this world. Mariner* 05/04/11 04:08:48 PM
#177   How long do chickens live anyway? fung_derf 04/26/11 12:06:05 PM
#176   This board is finger lickin' good fung_derf 04/26/11 12:05:47 PM
#175   Yes, this should show them I am interested fung_derf 04/26/11 12:05:30 PM
#174   can't believe I have to reapply for a fung_derf 04/26/11 12:05:12 PM
#173   Yes. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to extract fung_derf 07/07/09 11:18:58 AM
#172   *sigh* Such a loss. tortradr 07/07/09 11:03:31 AM
#171   It's too late, my chicken has already been choked. fung_derf 07/07/09 10:44:45 AM
#170   Choke a drawfs chicken tortradr 07/07/09 10:42:42 AM
#169   keyboard is a mess too....have to stop eating cbfromli 07/06/09 05:43:45 PM
#168   I hope you all choke on it!!! fung_derf 07/06/09 05:41:34 PM
#167   Oooooh! I'd hate to see your mousepad. fung_derf 07/06/09 05:39:51 PM
#166   why?.....ughh...wait....it takes longer to type with one hand...BRB cbfromli 07/06/09 05:37:33 PM
#165   What?? I suppose you also Whack your weasel? fung_derf 07/06/09 05:32:58 PM
#164   yeap....once in a while i pet my snake cbfromli 07/06/09 05:27:30 PM
#163   You're sick! How can you choke your own fung_derf 07/06/09 05:23:13 PM
#162   thats why i choke my own chicken.... cbfromli 07/06/09 05:18:50 PM
#161   Yes, it was the 5th of July. Better fung_derf 07/06/09 05:14:53 PM
#160   did I miss the BBQ? cbfromli 07/06/09 05:09:09 PM
#159   Well apparently your standards are too strict. fung_derf 07/06/09 04:23:34 PM
#158   I would if I were you Reddog65 07/06/09 04:17:13 PM
#157   I didn't wanna have to do it, but fung_derf 07/06/09 04:06:25 PM
#156   I'm crushed Susie924 07/06/09 03:58:28 PM
#155   No, but I've got you on ignore. fung_derf 07/06/09 03:56:14 PM
#154   I'm scared of that woman. fung_derf 07/06/09 03:55:53 PM
#153   I can see it. Can you see Susie924 07/06/09 03:51:22 PM
#152   she acts like this? dropdeadfred 07/06/09 03:50:28 PM
#151   Howz come I can't see my signature pic? fung_derf 07/06/09 03:45:42 PM
#150   Well that's because you're a very disturbed woman. fung_derf 07/06/09 03:43:26 PM
#149   LOL! When I saw the new board Susie924 07/06/09 03:30:39 PM
#148   This board is now dead.....just like my chicken. fung_derf 07/06/09 03:22:47 PM
#147   You've killed him! You heathens killed him! May fung_derf 07/06/09 03:21:57 PM
#146   RIP Friar Susie924 07/06/09 03:17:07 PM
#145   HA! You think he takes my calls anymore? fung_derf 07/03/09 04:53:57 PM
#144   OK, good job. It's good to be Queen. fung_derf 07/03/09 04:52:51 PM
#143   I think it's un-American to kill a harmless Susie924 07/03/09 04:34:12 PM
#142   I've already given you 10 with all of Susie924 07/03/09 04:30:26 PM
#141   You people are sick!!! Poultricide is no laughing matter! fung_derf 07/03/09 04:26:50 PM
#140   Don't kill it yet! There's always tomorrow. Why fung_derf 07/03/09 04:23:00 PM
#139   Buh bye Friar! Susie924 07/03/09 04:09:50 PM
#138   that's not funny.... fung_derf 07/01/09 10:20:26 AM
#137   LOL! Susie924 06/30/09 05:24:42 PM
#136   images.investorshub.advfn.com/images/uploads/2009/6/21/cinxtsmoking.jpg[/ dropdeadfred 06/30/09 04:38:16 PM
#135   even better idea dropdeadfred 06/30/09 04:37:41 PM
#134   We're running out of time to save the chicken!!!! fung_derf 06/30/09 04:31:27 PM
#133   Why don't they just use the feathers to Reddog65 06/30/09 04:30:25 PM
#132   June 25, 2009 dropdeadfred 06/30/09 03:53:02 PM
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