YOU'VE KILLED MY CHICKEN!!!!
I have decided to conduct a science experiment on IHub. I consider this to be a place of humanitarians and those seeking out good causes. Well above you see, Friar. He is a good chicken and one that has brought me much happiness through the year. However, Friar's life is now in your hands. And here's how you can save him.
I currently am saddled with a mere 71 peoplemarks. Even though I provide hours of fun, entertainment and useful information on these boards, apparently it's not enough for you people. You have all hemmed and hawed through the years, and well, just failed in your duties to peoplemark me. Am I not people? Do I not bleed when stuck with tenpenny nails?
So here is what I'm going to do. Today is Tuesday, June 16th, 2009. If I don't have say, oh 233 peoplemarks by July 4th, 2009, Friar and I will be sharing a fried chicken dinner together. That's right! If I don't have 233 peoplemarks by the 4th of July, it will be curtains for Friar! And the blood...and gizzards, will be all on your hands.
Now I ask you.....is this what you wish for Friar?