Where in the world is fung derf? (WWFD)

[fung_derf]

Are you stalking me?

[dropdeadfred]

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/profile.asp?User=8239

[fung_derf]

LOL! I guess it's me. How did you find the post then?

[dropdeadfred]

dude... there is only 1 board mark

[fung_derf]

Everyone just quit looking for me!

[ergo sum]

Not here right?

[dropdeadfred]

yeah look out ZZZeve

[occams_razor]

Hot threads, here we come.

[dropdeadfred]

yeah no kidding

[dropdeadfred]

that added another boardmark

[occams_razor]

Thank God it's not that naked shorty guy all the Canucka phobes are obsessed with.

[dropdeadfred]

yeah thats the one..

[occams_razor]

surfit the dude with the vest?

[dropdeadfred]

could this be the "shorty" everyone is talking bout round here

[dropdeadfred]

yeah derf and surfit..

[occams_razor]

DERF! You found him!!

[dropdeadfred]

[Burpzilla]

Derf is pretending to be not reading these boards.

Soon it will be time to fill up The Closet with pro-CMKX propaganda.

[Burpzilla]

Piss is amber.

[dropdeadfred]

I'm with ya

[occams_razor]

One was me.

[dropdeadfred]

this board has gotten two new board marks since yesterday

[dropdeadfred]

piss on him.. let him stay over there

[occams_razor]

Can you put the amber alert back in the ibox?

[dropdeadfred]

nope.. Chu chat was the first I thought about

[Burpzilla]

Was there any other choice?

[dropdeadfred]

lol, lets pick Churak

[Burpzilla]

Hmm.. with him gone, who's going to take the blame for idle chitchat?

[dropdeadfred]

guess we get to start using this board again..

[dropdeadfred]

this board had 5 boardmarks.. would you please step forward!

[dropdeadfred]

Jail!

[dropdeadfred]

this board only had 5 board marks.. what happend to the other 298.. we were over 300??

[dropdeadfred]

I saw him and it was ulgy

[Paulie Cashews]

If you see him again, please tell him to give me a call, because he owes me some money.
While he was away, I painted the cinder-blocks under his trailer-home and I also took care of his pet dingo.
Thanks.

[Billy The Kidd]

Yeah. It's the Baseball board here at I-Hub where I saw him yesterday. He hasn't showed up at the RB Dugout board yet.

Bill

[Susie924]

He's been over here a bit too on a few boards.

[Billy The Kidd]

derf sighting:

derf showed up on the "Baseball" board yesterday. Just chatting away like he never was gone. At any rate, it's good to have him back.

Bill

[DUCKY]

LOL Derf caught on Video!

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=2319966

[Paulie Cashews]

Just for the record, I received another postcard from derfie...

[WTMHouston]

Speaking of the Texas slapnuts contest.....a true story.

Cop stops man for suspicion of DWI and is beginning the field tests. The first instruction is to put your feet together. The man, with a grimace on his face, explains that he cannot stand that way. Thinking the guy must be really plastered, the cop asks, "How come." The man explains that he cannot stand with his feet together (heel to heel, toe to toe) because his balls are in the way. After he stops laughing, cop says to try anyway. Man is then seen to grab a large object between his legs and move it up and away from his body, as he tried to wiggle his legs together. Obviously, he does not too well on anything after that.

Moral of the story: There are many times in life when having large gonads gets in the way of what you really need to accomplish.

[WTMHouston]

That is one heck out a big toilet hole. If he had a need for a hole that large, the turd itself may have done him in, especially if derf's alleged smallness was really just a clever disinformation campaign. Maybe he is really bigfoot -- at least the hair would have been true.

[Paulie Cashews]

The search continues...

[Susie924]

OMG! Too funny!

[dropdeadfred]

paulie that is great!

[Paulie Cashews]

Just got another postcard from derfie....

[The Original dpb5!]

I did an image search for FUNG DERF on google and this is what I found...

It appears that Derfie is quite busy teaching Bicycle Safety!!!!!!!



Derfie was overheard giving the following lecture to the kids....

[Tate202]

lmao Droppie!

[dropdeadfred]

picture taken from derfs office..

[WTMHouston]

By Friday, 450 private planes were parked nose to nose (to save space) on taxiways and a spare runway at Hobby Airport before the field was closed to new arrivals. Hundreds more planes were expected at Ellington Field and Bush Intercontinental.

It was an amazing sight. I flew into Hobby Saturday night and there were hundreds (although airport officials said about 300, not 450) stacked everywhere. These were not just little private planes (although there were a lot of small planes). These were large multimillion dollar private jets -- probably over a billion dollars of wings and white paint.

[Susie924]

LOL!