Venom and Bile

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

At least they are original thoughts and not someone elses.

Have fun,
Phil

[sarals]

IMO it should because it's mainly a personal attack.

[sarals]

yeah, now it has lots of mindless one liners... HARRR

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

But it sure has been quicker and easier to read without all of the book length copy and pastes.

Have fun,
Phil

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Why do you think it will get deleted?

Just wondering,
Phil

[sarals]

but it's so accurate and he's so deserving...

Since people have left that board the conversation there has been pitiful.

[AKvetch]

A not great, but pretty good iHub post that will probably get deleted.

#msg-1261687

Posted by: SoxFan
In reply to: jwperk who wrote msg# 1830
Date:7/29/2003 3:01:18 PM
Post #of 1853

Actually of the people posting here that are admitted conservatives I consider you a real lightweight incapable of entering into any type of even semi-intelligent debate so your response was expected. Put me on ignore until you develop some modicum of intelligence to debate anyone that at least has the IQ of your leader Bush and that's been estimated at 91. Thanking you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

[AKvetch]

Another entry worthy of note in the "short but effective" category:

Posted by: ergo sum
In reply to: BullNBear52 who wrote msg# 27145
Date:7/23/2003 10:36:17 PM
Post #of 27161

do you know what happens when you take the wp out of jwperk?

[AKvetch]

A new entry in the "short but effective" category:
(from the Q&A thread)

Posted by: BullNBear52
In reply to: jwperk who wrote msg# 27144
Date:7/23/2003 10:35:56 PM
Post #of 27161

Twit, If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

[WTMHouston]

From some Jailhouse deletions. Wonderful examples of illiteracy at its finest:

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mat is a f**king goofball imo.

He can't stop me. I can make thousands of screen names per day. I already am up to 63 now since he booted my last one. I am really just too lazy to make more -- it's a time issue sort of thing. Besudes, he can't find any of them, so there isn't much need to keep making a bigger stockpile.

Hey goofball, here is another name for you, I am giving this one to you.

HAHAHHAHA

You see, kiddies, he booted me because I started releasing to you information on how to beat his detections. As soon as I started posting that information, he booted that name.

But, you see, I warned him not to boot me. Now I will have to do my thing.

Hey Mat, you should have kept talking to me. I really wanted to work with you on it -- and I did warn you to not go on a power trip or I would give everyone the ability to beat your detections.

You have a choice -- either engage me with the names that I make available to you and live up to your half of the deal (I give you names, you give me a legit free name), or prove yourself the f***ing dog-balls-licking mongrel liar that I think you are.

So, you gonna talk or am I gonna dance on your face like you were a floor-Mat?

-----------------------------
I just gave mat the boot -- right up his [arse]. He tried to pull his power-trip shit and I stuffed it back in his face.

He said start giving me names, and I did, and he booted the one I gave him. He has now been publicly exposed as a lieing peice of shit, hasn't he? That's what he did last time. He PM'd me and said if I gave him the names I was using he would let me start over. So I did, and the next morning every name I had given him had been cancelled.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on .. shame on .. those that need ought to be shamed. Well anyway, its an old Texas saying. But the point is, mat, you just told everyone here that if I gave you names you would let me go legit.

So I gave you a name, and you booted it.

Now baby, it's war. I have already posted 14 messages on various boards in the last hour and you can't do dick about it. Is you lil ol pee-pee all shrivelled up now? All 1.7 inches of it?

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

--------------------
I just busted mat's anal cherry with my 10" strapon.

What do you think about that, mat?
Does it make you feel kind of flat?
Can you do it in a vat?
Behind the seat with Pat?
Or with a guy in a hat?
I took your pride,
and went for a ride,
and all because you wouldn't chat.

The artist formerly known to mat as orion :)

[WTMHouston]

While it lasts:

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=1155687

And after it doesn't:

That would have been the SIADHOC (or ADHOCSI) suggestions......

Of course.....

Again, please ONLY post suggestions here when I say that the Ad-Hoc window is open. Any suggestions posted here outside those timeframes will be summarily ignored.

I wonder what the difference is between being ignored and summarily ignored? Could it be the same difference as between SI and IHub? <g>

Troy

[WTMHouston]

Edit window expired: this is the PR

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/030514/nyw055_1.html

[WTMHouston]

This posts qualifies for residence on this thread.

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=1001843

If I may I'd like to go along as well...No offense Jim Lur, you are the man, but this has gone to far. I am sick of this SH*T.

I'll let someone know when I want to be represented as part of a group or forum. Today I, as a IDCC shareholder, is most likely being looked upon by an outsider as a complete moron and cry baby. Can you imagine because of this pr people taking a look at IDCC's financial and stock performance and then scratching their heads and asking themselves; "Geez, what crawled up everyones ass on that IHUB board???" "Those people do have a fricken clue, do they??

I don't deserve to be grouped in and thought of like that just because some flaming lefty socialists with their heads up their ASSes are trying to march their cause against a management of a company that has done nothing but make them money!

Unless this gets cleared up soon I hope the boys from KOP only step into the IHUB area at the ASM once, and that would be to take a leak.

GOD! HOW HUMILIATING... My memory is long and this event today will surely not be forgotten.

teecee and Danny, where are we going???

Ken

I believe it is referring to this bit of PR.

http://www.investorshub.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=504

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

No, not really.

Have fun,
Phil

[Koikaze]

Cold, huh?

Fred

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Fred,

If I can say so without giving offense, I suggest you pull up your pants ... you're showing your fanny.

Well, OK.

But only if you are done sniffing.

Have fun,
Phil

[BullNBear52]

When you guys are done trashing Troy's board maybe you'll both PM him and ask that the posts be removed. IMHO of course.

[Koikaze]

If so, Phil, I'm probably getting more pleasure out of life than you're likely to know.

Now that you've demonstrated how proficient you are with vulgarity, I wonder if the futility (not the mention the stupidity) of that talent is becoming clear to you. If I can say so without giving offense, I suggest you pull up your pants ... you're showing your fanny.

Fred

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

No chance Fred,

You have ingested an ingrown hard and are fucking yourself to death.

Have fun,
Phil

[Koikaze]

Be careful, Phil. My sphincter might choke you.

Fred

[CharleyMike]

No icing, candy sprinkles, or complications?

Jeez, Phil, If yer gonna' call a man an asshole, give it some pizazz!

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Fred,

You are an asshole, plain and simple.

Have fun,
Phil

[SoxFan]

Unfortunately he has soiled my path before. He has me on ignore because I humiliate him whenever he starts talking trash, which is primary language.

[Koikaze]

Sometimes, Sox, it's just better to consider the source. Of course, you may not be familiar with this one. It won't take you long.

Fred

[BullNBear52]

Where's our board vetch when we need him?

[SoxFan]

Did your mother ever teach you manners? If she did she failed miserably.

[brainlessone]

its all in the interests of world peace

[brainlessone]

del

[brainlessone]

another aziz

http://www.ain-al-yaqeen.com/issues/19980624/feat3en.htm

[AKvetch]

Soxy, it is a very good letter, but not Fred's original material. The letter has been circulating on the internet for several years. I found sources for it as far back as early 2000. It seems to have been picked up by a number of religious sites who have given serious responses to each of the questions. I suspect that it is a satire piece. In fact, I did locate a writer's group thread devoted to Dr. Laura and the letter was there.

In any case, a nice piece of writing, worthy of posting on the thread.

Thanks.

AK

[SoxFan]

I think this qualifies for this thread I hope:

: Fred Langford
In reply to: mlsoft who wrote msg# 6174 Date:2/20/2003 2:48:57 PM
Post #of 6235

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have
learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from
you, however, regarding some of the specific laws in the Bible and how to
best follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I
smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims
that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't
I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination
(Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree.
Can you settle this?

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How
should they die?

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev. 24:10-16) Couldn't we
just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who
sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can
help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.

Fred

[AKvetch]

BnB, please read the thread header. This is not a political thread. Zeev's Political thread or the Rants thread would be more appropriate.

AK

[BullNBear52]

What a day for news! CIA, FBI, Greenspan...........

More like rue the day 2/11/2003

The CIA is clueless!

Osama bin Laden (news - web sites)'s al Qaeda network is an imminent threat to U.S. interests and could attack targets in the United States or on the Arabian peninsula using a "dirty bomb" or poisons, CIA (news - web sites) Director George Tenet told a Senate panel on Tuesday. Sen. Carl Levin, a Michigan Democrat, asked Tenet bluntly whether extremist Abu Musab Zarqawi was under the control or sponsorship of the Iraqi government. "I don't know that sir, but I know that there is a safe haven that has been provided for this network in Baghdad," Tenet replied.

The FBI is clueless!

Despite progress in disrupting the al Qaeda network, "the organization maintains the ability and the intent to inflict significant casualties in the United States with little warning," FBI (news - web sites) Director Robert Mueller said.
"The greatest threat is from al Qaeda cells in the U.S. that we have not yet been able to identify," he added.


And Bush wants to break the bank!

Uncertainty about a possible war with Iraq is making diagnosis of the U.S. economy's health so tough it would be best to hold off on fresh stimulus for now, Federal Reserve (news - web sites) Chairman Alan Greenspan (news - web sites) said on Tuesday.
In testimony before the Senate Banking Committee that economists and Democrats called a blow to Bush administration plans for a $695 billion package of tax cuts, the Fed chief pressed for a quick return of budget discipline.

It would be nice to see the CIA and FBI get their collective brains together and come up with a better answer than "I don't know that sir." They need to start doing their jobs or fire them.

And whoever's running Bush's economic policy better start listening to Greenspan.

[CharleyMike]

<. . . . It is also believed that France
may choose to back Iraq in this campaign, noting that the
French have top-notch experience in surrendering, which will
more than likely be needed by the Iraqi regime in the
coming months.>

emphasis added for hilarity.

[BullNBear52]

Europe 8 Announce Support for US War on Iraq

(London, England) - George W. Bush's strategy against Iraq
received a boost on Thursday as 8 European countries signed
a letter of support for the United States. Great Britain, Italy,
Portugal, Spain, Denmark, Poland, the Czech Republic, and
Hungary "The transatlantic relationship must not become a
casualty of the current Iraqi regime's persistent attempts to
threaten world security," the eight leaders wrote. (cnn.com)

Iraq responded to the letter with a loud burst of laughter, along
with a few members of the Iraqi parliament clutching their
sides and doubling over. After the laughter died down, Tariq
Aziz offered his opinion. "Oooooo! Portugal! We're shaking
in our boots! And Poland? Give me a break! Kuwait put up
more of a fight than the Polish would." Furthermore, Aziz
added "Denmark? Do they even have an army? Does anyone
notice that every one of these countries has either been
rescued or defeated by the United States sometime in
history? I'm sure the Hungarian Navy is more than a
formidable opponent, NOT!"

Although other members of the European community have
shown their support to the United States, France and Germany
are holding firm in their opposition to military action. It is
believed that they are still upset at Donald Rumsfeld's "Old
Europe" remarks from last week. It is also believed that France
may choose to back Iraq in this campaign, noting that the
French have top-notch experience in surrendering, which will
more than likely be needed by the Iraqi regime in the
coming months.

[WTMHouston]

Looks like I picked a good time to be away for a couple days.

Also glad that I read all of the posts before responding.

Don't think there is much left to say other than it was a worthy venom and bile post.

As a matter of fact, Sox and I have negotiated a truce, lifted the reciprocal curses and made serious attempts to reconcile our differing positions.

Why the heck would you go do something silly like that? I vote for war, more curses, and huge differences. After all, it produced that great post, didn't it?

Keep up the good work!!! I am back out of town for a couple days.


Troy

[AKvetch]

CharleyMike, in hindsight, I should have posted the link to your post, and to the Rants board, but I think I provided enough information for someone to source the post, and if only by implication, I tried to indicate in my post that I did not know what lead to it. Any post out of context can be misinterpreted.

In any case, whether it was mean or nasty or ugly or justified or not, it is a truly creative piece of writing, and certainly qualifies as Venom and Bile <g>. BTW, didn't it win Post of the Week on the Rants Board?

Make a note to come back here in December when we pick the best one of the Year...you can help be a judge...just abstain from voting on your own post <g>.

AK

[Churak]

KO...

[CharleyMike]

see #msg-717480 by way of acceptance and explanation

[CharleyMike]

OK, I see where that came off as minor irritation. Actually, it was so minor as to be negligible.

Let me try again . . .

I think what I was trying to say was:"It's kinda' uncomfortable to discover that one's posts have been re-posted elsewhere."

In reality, I thought it was a prime example of what this particular board entails, and was appreciative of your posting it here, but was surprised.

[Churak]

CM...I respectfully disagree. Once the EDIT time has elapsed, the post is in the public domain for all to see. That's the funny thing about the written word. It doesn't die. Posts get referred to all the time on iHub & quotes from RB or newspaper articles get re-posted here, there & yonder. It would impractical not to mention unnecessary to request permission to repost. FWIW, it was creative and I have used part of it on RB.

[AKvetch]

CharleyMike, please feel free to post whatever you would like here by way of explanation as you see fit. The purpose of this board is to give recognition for "worthy" posts. This is not a discussion board requiring understanding of what led to a particular post. My apologies if you are offended, but since I did not follow the discussion, I personally would welcome any explanation of context you care to offer.

AK

[CharleyMike]

I think it would just be a matter of polite consideration to request permission before re-posting another's post.

People on other boards than the original where that was posted generally have no idea of the factors leading to it.

As a matter of fact, Sox and I have negotiated a truce, lifted the reciprocal curses and made serious attempts to reconcile our differing positions.

[AKvetch]

I suppose the following post is worthy of acknowledging in terms of Venom and Bile...one of the uglier iHub posts IMO, but then, I don't regularly read the Rants board...

==================

Posted by: CharleyMike
In reply to: SoxFan who wrote msg# 5454 Date:1/23/2003 4:27:01 PM
Post #5472 of 6033

Sox,

I want you to know that I really appreciate your posting here. You are succeeding where Killer Ted Kennedy, Hardnose Hillary, and Silly Willy Billy failed.

You are persuading most everyone who reads your stuff that there is no hope for the Liberals in this country. You exhibit a snide, sarcastic attitude that smacks of the sort of intolerance of which you accuse others.

Any respect for the possibility of validity of your position heads for the toilet with your rabid posts. You imply that only you and your ilk are capable of understanding politics in America.

Occasionally I think you might be a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy that has gone undercover and working from within to destroy Liberals everywhere. Then I come to my senses knowing Conservatives generally are incapable of the sort of brash, antagonistic, reparteé in which you seem to experience delight.

You exhibit no respect for anyone who has any respect for themselves, their fellowman/woman, or their country. You are incorrigible and have the honor of being the first person on the internet I have placed on Ignore.

Keep up the good work. You send more thinking folks to the conservative philosophy every time you post.

In closing, I should like to offer you a curse:

May the contagious ejaculate of a thousand HIV infected homosexuals be slipped surreptitously into your next bowl of Clam Chowder and may the bloody carcasses of ten thousand aborted fetuses appear in the catsup on your next order of french fries. I wish you long life and constant misery.

OK, TOS me, Asshole. I got it off my chest.

[AKvetch]

Purely for the record, but a great adaptation nonetheless.

#msg-672860

AK

edit: mini-grub

[AKvetch]

Fred, agreed. Nice work Marcos.

AK

[Koikaze]

AK, all great accomplishments are built on the work of others!

In this case, even if portions of it appeared elsewhere, the artistry in selecting and molding it are worthy of note.

Fred

[AKvetch]

Mr. Koikaze, 1st, the year is young; 2nd, your excellent posts on your thread, so far, are off-topic for the V&B thread; however, you have more than ll months to work The Jailhouse.

BTW, I am told by the 'writer' that his post was adapted from a piece done on S.I., so it is not totally original work. Nonetheless, it is, IMO, certainly worthy of nomination.

Would you care to play critic for that story?

AK

[Koikaze]

Great idea, AK. My only question would be "Why should it be nominated on the Venom and Bile thread?"

Oh, I see.

You're trying to make up for my inability to keep the pot boiling over here. Ohhhhh, I work so hard ... and do so little.

Later,

Fred

[WTMHouston]

It is pretty darned funny -- and the punch line does just what it is supposed to do -- sneak up and git 'ya.

It is the best post so far this year.

Troy