Trumping on a Pipe Dream

[Susie924]

I think it's a conspiracy against Canadians!

[Churak]

This is freaking ridiculous. This is what I get on my home puter when I try to get the NEWS SITE. Is this Ken's idea of a GOOD SERVER??? Huh...IS IT???:

The page cannot be displayed
The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Please try the following:

Click the Refresh button, or try again later.

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

To check your connection settings, click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Connections tab, click Settings. The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP).
If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network connection settings.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Network Settings
Some sites require 128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what strength security you have installed.
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.
Click the Back button to try another link.



Cannot find server or DNS Error
Internet Explorer

[SkeBallLarry]

Now THAT tops it all ..... !!!!! . BEST one yet ... Your opener, that is ....

[Paulie Cashews]

At lunchtime, he's working the OCS booth at the "Food-Court", down by the Sears Mall, where you can stare at the unending Noah's Ark "off-ramp of ugly", parading-by with stealth-bomber-sized slices of Sbarro Pizza dripping out of their 3-toothed pie-holes.



Attention: New York City has just been upgraded from "cess-pool" to "hellhole".

[occams_razor]

The hyperlink tags are hilarious. It just changed to this!

Is your stock portfolio unhealthier than the water in Hugh Hefner's hot-tub?

Gross, but hilarious!

[SkeBallLarry]

The captions @ the bottom are sometimes funnier than the Pics.... !!! >>

Did you ever notice the phrase "In God We Trust" only appears on the smaller denominations of our money? You get up around the $1000 bill and it just says "God, I Think I Can Take It From Here."

[occams_razor]

rofl!

[Paulie Cashews]

No, that's your ticket for a free ride in the OCS racer with Kenny.



Is your stock portfolio unhealthier than the water in Hugh Hefner's hot-tub?

[BullNBear52]

Call it border security. We're no longer trading with Canada.

[BullNBear52]

Is that my stock confirm for buying a billion shares of CMKX lying on the floor?

[Churak]

Just now...blank page.

[cintrix]

Have you tried it recently?

[Susie924]

I don't think you meant that to go to me did you?

[Churak]

Early this morning, the NEWS site was updating. I was in BUT TRIXIE couldn't get in & I saw the updates. Now all I get is a blank page.

[Mattu]

fyi, i think i realized what happened.

i moved over the data last night. anything you guys updated this morning wasn't reflecting on the new site.

so, if you guys have it locally what you did this morning, please overwrite what i have there on the site.

[Susie924]

Too funny!

[BullNBear52]

Welcome to my world. It's your turn now to experience the Twilight Zone.

[cintrix]

My office is not that organized.

[BullNBear52]

The OCS news site has been experiencing problems all day. I don't believe it's on Churak's end.

[Churak]

Then why do I get a blank page? IS THIS SCORE-DOUGH'S DOING???

[Churak]

I thought that was TRIXIE's office?

[Mattu]

I'm showing last update as July 11, but none of the columns have been updated.

Not sure if you and Jeff have updated it today -- I know you don't have a login and he's busy this morning...but he's going to test it and then let me know if it works -- then I'll send you yours.

The DNS/site appears to be working, though.

[Paulie Cashews]

Have you checked the live webcam in the OCS office lately?



Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement-ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

[Churak]

AHA!!! LaLaLand technology my fat ass!

[cintrix]

Damn, now I am getting old stories when it comes up and when I click on the links, the new stories from today are being accessed.

[Susie924]

rofl

[Churak]

DAMN THAT SCORDO!!!

[Susie924]

Ok then I guess Ken has set it up so you can't look at it.

[Churak]

all I get is a blank page

[Susie924]

You must have a built in pop up.

When you go to the site, try holding down the CTRL key. At least I think that's the one.

[Churak]

Maybe I don't have the GOOGLE toolbar...it wasn't there when I did what you said...

[Susie924]

Go to "view", "toolbars" and see if there is a check mark next to google. If there isn't, click on it so that there is.

Then on the toolbar when you go to OCS click on where is says 100 blocked (or whatever number it is) and that should allow popups on that site.

Although........I have the google pop up blocker and I had no trouble getting in.

[Churak]

I just rebooted & tried to get in...I get in but STILL a blank page... DAMN THAT SCORDO!!!

[Churak]

yes, I have the GOOGLE toolbar but it's disappeared. Dunno where it is.

[Susie924]

Can you setup your pop up blocker to allow popups on that site?

Are you using the google toolbar?

[Churak]

This time before the blank page opened...I got a BLEEP & a message in my bottom left hand thingy where "DONE" normally is that said "POP UP WINDOW BLOCKED"...

[occams_razor]

lol!

[Churak]

TRIXIE...HELP!!!...KEN BANNED ME FROM OPENING UP THE NEWS SITE!!!

[Churak]

Clusterus ...you know the rest...lol

[occams_razor]

There must be an appropriate Latin saying for this.

[Churak]

now the page opens up & it is blank...lol...

[occams_razor]

Cool!

[Churak]

thanks...that worked...I sent it to MATT

[Churak]

thanks will try that...IF I CAN UNDERSTAND IT

[occams_razor]

From grubmaster, saved me some time and I don't have a clue about XP.



To copy the traceroute results from the Windows XP command prompt:

- Right-click your mouse and select "Mark".
- Highlight the full text of the traceroute results by positioning your cursor at the beginning, holding down your left mouse button, and dragging the cursor to highlight the contents.
- Hit your Enter key to copy the results.
- To paste the results into a post here, just right-click and select "Paste", or type CTRL-V.

To copy the traceroute results from Windows 95 or Windows 98:

- Click the Mark icon in your command prompt window (it looks like a dotted rectangle -- place your mouse cursor on top of it and a tooltip will pop up that says "Mark".)
- Highlight the full text of the traceroute results by positioning your cursor at the beginning, holding down your left mouse button, and dragging the cursor to highlight the contents.
- Click the Copy icon in your command prompt window (it looks like two sheets of paper and the tooltip says "Copy">
- To paste the results into a post here, just right-click and select "Paste", or type CTRL-V.

[BullNBear52]

Timed out.


C:\WINDOWS>tracert 207.38.23.66

Tracing route to 207.38.23.66 over a maximum of 30 hops



3 148 ms 177 ms 161 ms ae-1-53.bbr1.Atlanta1.Level3.net [4.68.103.65]
4 195 ms 221 ms 216 ms as-1-0.bbr2.LosAngeles1.Level3.net [64.159.0.246
]
5 199 ms 196 ms 199 ms ae-22-54.car2.LosAngeles1.Level3.net [4.68.102.1
09]
6 205 ms 210 ms 210 ms unknown.Level3.net [63.208.234.134]
7 275 ms 324 ms 284 ms border2.ge1-1-bbnet1.ext1.lax.pnap.net [216.52.2
55.23]
8 240 ms 198 ms 205 ms intelenet-1.border2.ext1.lax.pnap.net [63.251.22
3.194]
9 198 ms 218 ms 229 ms pos9-0.border3.irv.intelenet.net [216.23.160.217
]

10 226 ms 212 ms 227 ms v2.core2.irv.intelenet.net [216.23.160.3]
11 216 ms 218 ms 239 ms caf-odcp.irv.intelenet.net [216.23.190.252]
12 * * * Request timed out.
13 * * * Request timed out.
14 * * * Request timed out.
15 *

[Churak]

thanks

[occams_razor]

Hold on a sec, don't copy the first two lines. Next post will be how.

[Churak]

how do I do a copy & paste of my result?

[occams_razor]

sorry, my bad, leave out the http://