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First and foremost - watch this:

Then go here to see if this helps you undersand why you're here:

Then read this if you're still confused:

Then read the stickies at the top of this board.

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually, possibly, get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc. and need to serve your time

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Generally, you've been warned.  But, if egregious actions, then, no, no warning. You're likely absolutely aware of what you did to get suspended so please don't waste any of our time pleading ingorance or innoncence of what you've done to violate the rules.  Just do your time.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to ask.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it."  "The other guy made me do it."  "You busted the wrong guy,"  "You just want to harass me."  "I'm going to sue."  "I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]" "I don't need this site."  "You all suck."  "I'll just (try to) post from a new account." "You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."

Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


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PlusOneCoin Top Posts
#118797   Okay, I’ll bite. Both accounts used the IH Geek [Dave] 03/11/18 11:21:12 AM
#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Dan (Retired) 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#118803   Where is CarJockey ? Panther 03/17/18 11:11:12 PM
#118802   HPNN and PM are great! Mischin1 03/14/18 01:49:23 PM
#118797   Okay, I’ll bite. Both accounts used the IH Geek [Dave] 03/11/18 11:21:12 AM
#118795   it was not my account you have redneckfromhell 03/11/18 10:43:12 AM
#118794   It was your account, you opened it to IH Geek [Dave] 03/11/18 12:21:46 AM
#118793   thats not my profile still confused redneckfromhell 03/10/18 09:38:09 PM
#118792   i sure as hell dont have 2 accounts IH Geek [Dave] 03/10/18 05:06:46 PM
#118791   Clem's upcoming announcement that one of the final Satan 03/09/18 12:02:48 PM
#118790   i dont have 2 accounts were you redneckfromhell 03/09/18 10:51:24 AM
#118789   Because you are suspended for a week for IH Geek [Dave] 03/09/18 07:50:34 AM
#118788   That is actually only the awards in the IH Geek [Dave] 03/09/18 07:48:58 AM
#118787   why am i in ihub jail why when redneckfromhell 03/09/18 01:26:28 AM
#118786   why am i in ihub jail why when redneckfromhell 03/09/18 01:26:27 AM
#118785   Im trying to sell not buy plopcrop3 03/08/18 06:48:37 PM
#118784   $IFXY yes sir integrity is good riskyron 03/08/18 01:16:00 PM
#118783   $IFXY Quote: riskyron 03/08/18 01:14:18 PM
#118781   Clem here is the update you requested: Satan 03/07/18 01:11:49 PM
#118780   iHub is largely a self-policing discussion site, which riskyron 03/06/18 08:32:30 AM
#118779   Members should be aware that other members may riskyron 03/06/18 08:31:55 AM
#118778   Messages posted by individuals may be misleading, deceptive, riskyron 03/06/18 08:31:02 AM
#118776   That was an excellent post, Mr. Satan. Satan 03/01/18 06:15:53 AM
#118775   Sniff. That was beautiful. Here on Ihub, Satan 02/28/18 07:23:15 AM
#118774   Somewhere is a lonely, quiet, diluted, empty office. ThatHawaiiGuy 02/27/18 04:49:48 PM
#118773   Please Note: Thursday, March 1, is "Award Satan 02/27/18 11:54:57 AM
#118771   $BPMX innovative cancer treatment. plans to strategically expand john212 02/23/18 08:48:20 AM
#118770   Somewhere is a lonely, quiet, diluted, empty office. ThatHawaiiGuy 02/22/18 03:58:28 PM
#118769   I want to speak with my lawyer and flippa 02/22/18 08:36:09 AM
#118768 I understand. You were chatting with Dave. IH Admin [Edward] 02/21/18 05:05:53 PM
#118767   Oh my goodness! You really do need to IH Admin [Edward] 02/21/18 05:03:23 PM
#118765   Today's Fun Factoid: PlusOneCoin, the social media cryptocurrency, Satan 02/21/18 02:42:39 PM
#118764   One Account Per User. IH Geek [Dave] 02/20/18 12:33:36 PM
#118763   Till 2020? Is that excessive? Is there any kimokahu 02/20/18 12:27:50 PM
#118762   Drip, drip, drip. "The faucet is funded Satan 02/20/18 07:28:47 AM
#118760   ANDI has someone or multiple someones who DO Ignatius J. Reilly 02/15/18 11:20:24 AM
#118759   Why, thank you for you kind thoughts. Who IH Geek [Dave] 02/15/18 09:51:18 AM
#118758   Sure hope you find some assistance for your AlphaInvestor8 02/15/18 09:48:01 AM
#118757   Yet another one who thinks the tail wags IH Geek [Dave] 02/15/18 09:42:24 AM
#118755   Which of your myriad personalities will be entertaining IH Geek [Dave] 02/15/18 09:24:38 AM
#118754   Aww how cute, a jail! Lol AlphaInvestor8 02/15/18 08:37:34 AM
#118753   Jeff Sessions and Trump admin are creeepos!!!!! Tabbysan 02/14/18 01:23:27 PM
#118750   Steady Growth - now Banger john212 02/13/18 09:33:44 AM
#118749   I have good news, MoonPie. Your stay Satan 02/12/18 02:11:26 PM
#118748   Me too Ebus43 02/11/18 09:36:57 PM
#118747   Really that is crazy till 2020 damn what Ebus43 02/11/18 09:36:43 PM
#118746   Mike I can’t pm hopefully u find this Ebus43 02/11/18 09:35:24 PM
#118745   Yeah...that must be the reason for Das Boot... Churak 02/11/18 07:06:04 PM
#118744   My first post and I'm suspended until 2020. Mboroman 02/11/18 04:03:37 PM
#118743   In jail... SRSchultz 02/09/18 03:43:54 PM
#118742   TO: Clement Hadrian Chambers, ADVFN HQ Satan 02/09/18 12:28:28 PM
#118741   ANDI looking strong again today. Ignatius J. Reilly 02/09/18 11:06:21 AM