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First and foremost - watch this:

Then go here to see if this helps you undersand why you're here:

Then read this if you're still confused:

Then read the stickies at the top of this board.

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually, possibly, get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc. and need to serve your time

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Generally, you've been warned.  But, if egregious actions, then, no, no warning. You're likely absolutely aware of what you did to get suspended so please don't waste any of our time pleading ingorance or innoncence of what you've done to violate the rules.  Just do your time.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to ask.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it."  "The other guy made me do it."  "You busted the wrong guy,"  "You just want to harass me."  "I'm going to sue."  "I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]" "I don't need this site."  "You all suck."  "I'll just (try to) post from a new account." "You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."

Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


Free Speech

#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Dan (Retired) 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#90437  Sticky Note All we're asking for here is that you IH Admin [Shelly] 05/08/08 10:54:36 AM
#76678  Sticky Note I'm confident that we're doing it just about IH Geek [Dave] 01/22/06 03:30:55 PM
#121964   My boys are going to break me out Helloman1 05/13/21 12:46:33 PM
#121963   Dear administrators. Clearly this guy learned his lesson. metalsguy 05/13/21 10:38:40 AM
#121961   Hang on, so you are recommending these? metalsguy 05/13/21 09:35:12 AM
#121960   NEWS & Silver & Gold NEW HIGHS COMING ComstockRoyalty 05/13/21 01:56:56 AM
#121959   I WILL CHECK IT OUT. THANKS. metalsguy 05/12/21 04:26:38 PM
#121958   TONR will make a huge run soon. ojiokodu 05/12/21 02:08:17 PM
#121957   Hey this is a really good post for metalsguy 05/10/21 02:49:22 PM
#121955   $ENKS Enerkon Solar International Holding company Earnings out silent2021 05/07/21 05:43:07 PM
#121954   $ENKS Enerkon Solar International Holding company Earnings out silent2021 05/07/21 05:41:01 PM
#121953   Watch yur mouth fish metalsguy 05/06/21 01:46:54 PM
#121952   Why not call this board the abortion clinic? Xylophone 05/06/21 09:56:11 AM
#121951   And if you do post off-topic do you Xylophone 05/06/21 09:54:14 AM
#121950   What post is considered off topic in jail? Xylophone 05/06/21 09:52:41 AM
#121949   One of the funniest shit comes of all metalsguy 05/06/21 08:43:11 AM
#121948   So someone who moderates a board on here metalsguy 05/04/21 03:49:57 PM
#121947   CPSL: Moody/Denunzio play going to the MOON Oceanblue22 05/04/21 03:37:18 PM
#121946   shely, I miss spelled a word and tried SPARK'S FLY 05/04/21 01:45:47 PM
#121945   Sorry, but suspension stands due to racial commentary IH Admin [Shelly] 05/04/21 01:26:55 PM
#121944   ihub rocks!!@ srmx SPARK'S FLY 05/04/21 12:31:51 PM
#121943   I have only been in jail one night SPARK'S FLY 05/04/21 12:29:28 PM
#121940   Our MM overlords arrange that for us in advance Hattori Hanzo 05/04/21 06:30:05 AM
#121939   If it means nothing at all, then what Hattori Hanzo 05/04/21 06:24:06 AM
#121938   I am not in jail I am building blitz999 05/04/21 06:09:25 AM
#121937   HOT TAKE Seinfeld wasn’t that good If any of us Hattori Hanzo 05/04/21 06:02:37 AM
#121936   The first person to discover milk was doing Hattori Hanzo 05/03/21 08:18:58 AM
#121935   when does this end blitz999 05/02/21 09:45:13 PM
#121934   Never forget the importance of capitalization. Removing the Hattori Hanzo 05/02/21 12:00:20 PM
#121933   SATAN!!!! Trying to summon you. I offer up Hattori Hanzo 05/02/21 10:21:24 AM
#121932   Cost is no burden to a pink sheet Hattori Hanzo 05/02/21 10:17:09 AM
#121931   Called this action less than 6 hours before Hattori Hanzo 05/01/21 08:02:20 AM
#121930   BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what the hell happened from 345pm to Hattori Hanzo 05/01/21 07:57:54 AM
#121929   Will do Gman3343 04/30/21 11:06:46 PM
#121928   Hope you do well there. Keep me posted!! Helloman1 04/30/21 03:04:52 PM
#121927   GVSI is the magic ticket. Dont say I Gman3343 04/30/21 10:56:04 AM
#121926   500million shares front loaded this past fall, at Hattori Hanzo 04/30/21 09:58:04 AM
#121925   If you don't know what pink current means Helloman1 04/30/21 09:27:54 AM
#121924   Much better company here. Everyone's account will more Helloman1 04/30/21 09:25:07 AM
#121923   Oh man, I just got put in here Gman3343 04/30/21 07:11:23 AM
#121922   Oh man, I just had a look at Hattori Hanzo 04/30/21 06:15:23 AM
#121921   There is no such thing as a safe Hattori Hanzo 04/30/21 06:12:46 AM
#121920   WNBD Now pink current. CEO that is honest Helloman1 04/29/21 04:27:33 PM
#121919   G.O.A.T. metalsguy 04/29/21 02:23:03 PM
#121918   Jail flippin’ rocks! metalsguy 04/29/21 02:21:36 PM
#121917   Tom Brady is a system quarterback. If there’s Hattori Hanzo 04/29/21 10:45:34 AM
#121915   Whaddup? metalsguy 04/28/21 07:21:28 PM
#121914   Man, if you had the power to summon IH Admin [Shelly] 04/28/21 12:09:22 PM
#121913   I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH SATAN Hattori Hanzo 04/28/21 09:16:47 AM
#121912   Daddy’s home inmates. Whoever YOU are, get your Hattori Hanzo 04/28/21 08:32:44 AM
#121911   Stopped out of DISCA at 38, 50c ps Hattori Hanzo 04/28/21 08:21:28 AM
#121909   Quick Poll: Anyone prefer jail? JW. metalsguy 04/27/21 05:39:26 PM
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