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First and foremost - watch this:

Then go here to see if this helps you undersand why you're here:

Then read this if you're still confused:

Then read the stickies at the top of this board.

This thread is designed to allow those members who get suspended a place to cool off, figure out what they did wrong, and eventually, possibly, get out.

Instructions for those new to the Jail:
1) If you have gone to post and see the red alert saying "Your account has been suspended. You can only post to the Jail," then you are in the right place.
2) Figure out what you did wrong (often, you already know).

You can be here in two different scenarios:
1) We could be using the Jail as a temporary holding tank while you cool off and we get a few things straight (this is often the case)
2) We've thrown you in here because you are spamming, being a dolt, using multiple aliases, etc. and need to serve your time

Whatever you do, do NOT sign up for another account to circumvent your suspension.

Q: Should I send you a private msg to discuss this? Why are you ignoring me?
A: You can send a PM to IH Admin or you can post here. Be advised to leave out any vulgarity or reference to nazis and the like. We're not interested in either.

Q: Do you warn before you suspend people?
A: Generally, you've been warned.  But, if egregious actions, then, no, no warning. You're likely absolutely aware of what you did to get suspended so please don't waste any of our time pleading ingorance or innoncence of what you've done to violate the rules.  Just do your time.

Q: What if I think you are wrong about suspending me?
A: We are rarely wrong, but you are welcome to ask.

Current List of Invited Guests:

This board is read-only, except to Invited Guests and Admins.

You are at a fork in the road:

The Long Road Home:

"I didn't do it."  "The other guy made me do it."  "You busted the wrong guy,"  "You just want to harass me."  "I'm going to sue."  "I'm reporting you to [insert favorite acronyms here]" "I don't need this site."  "You all suck."  "I'll just (try to) post from a new account." "You are violating my constitutional rights (and I failed high school civics)."

The Path of Least Resistance:

"Yep, guilty as charged. I acknowledge and regret my actions and I am prepared to accept the consequences. I commit to modify my bad behavior in the future."

Finally, do you resemble the following? If so, you should seriously rethink your approach or you will be spending much time here.


Free Speech

#108394  Sticky Note New Jailhouse Rule: Satan 12/18/13 02:03:11 PM
#108246  Sticky Note David, I have made the change you requested Satan 12/01/13 02:28:09 PM
#96980  Sticky Note It tells you the release time on your IH Dan (Retired) 07/18/10 12:21:14 AM
#94281  Sticky Note investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=9357987 Recommended reading[/t IH Admin [Shelly] 12/14/09 08:03:39 AM
#94141  Sticky Note Look, it's clear you don't like the rules IH Admin [Shelly] 12/02/09 11:03:29 AM
#93890  Sticky Note iHub allows only one account per User. IH Admin [Shelly] 11/16/09 07:10:05 PM
#120753   Can I get out of jail early please? wensky 04/02/20 12:06:27 PM
#120752   Been sentenced to a month. Middleman25 04/01/20 06:41:33 PM
#120751   Greene concept needs to put back-to-back news out weedtrader420 04/01/20 09:09:16 AM
#120750   inkw$$$ I told you guys Greene concept was weedtrader420 04/01/20 08:53:46 AM
#120749   sqqq spxs tvix sdow protect your money we're weedtrader420 04/01/20 06:54:57 AM
#120748   CTYX Dueces 04/01/20 04:22:03 AM
#120747   woohooooo $$inkw$$ big green coming in $0.10 Target weedtrader420 03/31/20 10:54:48 AM
#120746   woohoooo$$$$vvus$$$$ wow tvix gush jdst woohooooooooo weedtrader420 03/31/20 08:26:11 AM
#120743   Nspx somehow already trading premarket major funds players waawaa 03/30/20 09:08:57 AM
#120742   woohooooooooINO$$$ Fast Track Coronavirus cure wow $30 Target weedtrader420 03/30/20 07:48:25 AM
#120739   Ctyx charts screams no shares explosion imminent waawaa 03/29/20 01:18:36 PM
#120738   Nspx has all the elements for a true waawaa 03/29/20 12:55:32 PM
#120737   Greene concept is like Coronavirus everyone is getting weedtrader420 03/29/20 12:52:23 PM
#120736   Greene concept (inkw) stock price will take a weedtrader420 03/29/20 06:30:52 AM
#120735   (Amazing Grace) TVIX ino inkw $$$$$$$ let's all weedtrader420 03/29/20 05:58:29 AM
#120734   inkw$$$ Beatles Penny Lane tvix $1500 Target price weedtrader420 03/28/20 07:06:52 AM
#120733   Coolio Gangster's Paradise woohooooo time to buy the weedtrader420 03/28/20 06:18:46 AM
#120732   woohooooooooo $tvix$ ino$ jdst$ wow $$$$$$ Cat Stevens weedtrader420 03/28/20 06:08:15 AM
#120731   That may be because they all ran together, IH Admin [Edward] 03/27/20 03:59:47 PM
#120730   Funny, I am a CPA!!! I don't Deeznuts 03/27/20 03:54:18 PM
#120729   First time offender? Maybe consider a remedial counting IH Admin [Edward] 03/27/20 03:53:07 PM
#120728   Dude, I am still in jail??? No love Deeznuts 03/27/20 11:52:35 AM
#120727   LIQUIDMETAL COINS could be sterilized as necessary. BMG voltsvolts 03/27/20 11:12:39 AM
#120724   woohoooo tvix$$$$$ mark$$$$$ cron$$ inkw$ reac$ prtx$ wtrh$$$ weedtrader420 03/27/20 04:46:14 AM
#120723   Yep. Got it. Thanks. QA0B1 03/26/20 04:19:28 PM
#120722   03/26/2020 06:01:46 PM IH Admin [Edward] 03/26/20 04:19:13 PM
#120721   Admin Don’t worry about it. I found the QA0B1 03/26/20 03:52:24 PM
#120720   Good time to start grabbing some weed stocks weedtrader420 03/26/20 07:58:18 AM
#120719   Admin - when is my suspension up? QA0B1 03/26/20 07:56:56 AM
#120718   NW I told you picking up water with weedtrader420 03/26/20 07:31:28 AM
#120717   woohooooo $$$TVIX$$$ WOW yabba dabba doobie wake and weedtrader420 03/26/20 05:23:59 AM
#120716   Dave...awesome name...can I get out of jail early!? Deeznuts 03/25/20 12:56:33 PM
#120714   MARK$$$ttoo$$$TVIX$$$$NBDR$$$ working out the core here Mark will weedtrader420 03/25/20 07:56:41 AM
#120713   INKW$$$ triple your money Smash Mouth Walkin On weedtrader420 03/25/20 05:46:11 AM
#120712   TVIX$$$ stock could hit $4,000 Gilbert O'Sullivan Alone weedtrader420 03/25/20 05:32:51 AM
#120711   WOOHOO$$$SPCE Peter Schilling Major Tom $$$ PRTX$$rheumatory arthritis weedtrader420 03/24/20 03:12:38 PM
#120710   No border nbdr New stay-at-home 15-minute coronavirus blood weedtrader420 03/24/20 02:59:36 PM
#120709   Crazy IMAC$$$ woohoooooo MARK$$$next WOOHOOOOOOOO TVIX $1500 TARGET weedtrader420 03/24/20 02:51:20 PM
#120708   Steve Winwood Blind Faith Can't Find My Way weedtrader420 03/22/20 06:28:18 AM
#120707   John Lennon Imagine stay safe everyone weedtrader420 03/22/20 06:14:15 AM
#120706   Frank Sinatra I Did It My Way not weedtrader420 03/22/20 03:35:41 AM
#120705   Oh the irony. First I’m confined to my DogOnWeedStreet 03/21/20 08:21:09 PM
#120704   Yes, you may. At 5:43:45 PM EDT today. IH Geek [Dave] 03/19/20 10:23:45 AM
#120703   I watched videos and read policy my mistake Long isle T 03/19/20 05:05:41 AM
#120702   Amidst the calamity in the markets, I am no2koolaid 03/18/20 06:35:08 PM
#120701   Yes, you can. On 03/30/2020 at 09:12:04 PM IH Admin [Edward] 03/17/20 09:57:17 AM
#120700   Can I get out of jail? Deeznuts 03/17/20 09:26:50 AM
#120699   Thank you lukechen817 03/11/20 02:41:53 PM
#120698   Certainly. 03/13/2020 04:14:35 PM IH Admin [Edward] 03/10/20 06:05:13 PM
#120697   HOW LONG? VisualsbyJackChgo 03/10/20 12:28:03 PM