Dressed up. Chicken run. Complete morons.
By KYRIE O'CONNOR
Copyright 2004 Houston Chronicle
memo 4.28.04
good afternoon, workers of america
1. because you know no work got done in your office today. don't even pretend. america was caught up in the phenomenon known as the guy in his ex-wife's wedding dress. because, you know, you don't even care whether there is such a guy, or whether anyone really has $$$$ to throw down for that ugly dress (which is SO not a size 12, i'm just saying), or whether eight women at this counting have really proposed to him. because, you know, he just makes you happy. he is this week's william hung, except we're laughing with him. and the schadenfreude we feel is just a little icing on the cake. thank you, ebay. thank you for just being there when we needed you , which was today.
a. also, despite the dot in front of his face, the guy looks like my ex-neighbor hank, the ex-marine registered nurse (that's courtesy of subic bay) who was always on such an interesting cocktail of pain meds that you really did not want to park in his parking space, ever.
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