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Week 11: I'm in the $Money$
Deary Diary, it has been a little over 2 months now
and I'm sitting on a nice wad of money, what other
reason is my name called the wad chuter ? I throw
my money down the chute. <g> I guess Wadchuter may
have some sexual meaning too. <g> All that matters to
me is money and the nice profit the clan made. Noone
makes more than me, I just seem to have the uncanny
ability to sell at the right time when hype is at it's
peak.
What do I do know ? The minions want some explaination
as to why to stock is falling slowly. This is the time
to give Theadore MeatCleaver - The "Nay-sayer" a call.
I need him to spam the boards with negative commentary
and scare people to sell their stock.
Now why would I want that to happen ? Why would I want the
stock to drop and lose confidence in my minions ? On the
contrary, this is what's going to happen. I will blame the
decline in price on the Theadore and take the focus away
from myself. Quite simply, he spammed the board and scared
a sell-off in stock.
It's not my fault, the stock did go up and all of a sudden, a
"nay-sayer" came to the party and scared people into selling, what a
nice excuse. <g>
--Jonny Wadchuter
Week 9: - Stock Promotions
Dear Diary, I have been in contact with a couple of
companies and they're willing to give me shares
if I help promote the stock and hype it up. One
company is offering the stock at half the price,
but I must hold the stock for 6 months. Easy money
either way. <g>
It wasn't easy to convince them, but after I told
them about my research department and internet presence
including email following, they were convinced I could
make a difference. They even told me that they would
give me hints on when I would expect some news releases
to gain the confidence of my following, hoping to
spark a bigger following.
I guess these big shots in these loser companies want
their stock to rise more than I do. <g>
--Jonny Wadchuter
Week 8: E-mail to Minions
Hello this is Jonny Wadchuter, I just received tons of email from
fellow members and non-members. I'm sorry I'm taking so long to
reply to everyone. Be patient folks! Ok, now back to business.
I suspect there will be Block Buster news coming out in the next two
weeks. I just finished talking to the CEO and they are working on a
major deal. IMHO, the price is very low and we can see a major run up
in the stock price by next month. I will send you more email as I
receive more updated information.
Position yourself wisely and use limit orders so all the members can
get a good price, we don't want to cause a price jump as we
load up. <g>
I will keep you posted! Hang in there!
--Jonny Wadchuter
Week 8:
Dear Diary, I think I'm going to send the email out every week and
major updates twice a month. These minions are just too antsy, they
want information, news, etc. Our list is finally compiled, we have
two stocks that meet criteria and have news pending in a few weeks.
I will start my accumulation process and notify the clan to purchase
shares, use limit orders to prevent a run up in price.
--Jonny Wadchuter
Week 7:
Dear Diary, the stock is doing well, we are up almost 50%, but the
hypsters are talking 200% returns. Even I know that is too high and
ridiculous. I think I'm going to sell my shares today and take
the money and run. Tomorrow I will instruct the clan members to dump
also. I would rather be safe than sorry. What about the minions ?
I'm not sure, but I'll instruct them to sell 25% - 50% of their
positions just in case. I don't want to ruin a good start.
--Jonny Wadchuter
Week 6:
Dear Diary, things are going pretty well, our stock is moving up very
slowly, thanks to the other hypsters on the other thread who are
helping our cause, heck, they picked the stock in the first place, we
are just going along for the ride. Group sentiment is very positive,
the minions are pleased. The clan has been working hard to compile a
list of "hot stocks" gathered from all around the internet. Shorty,
we are going to screen some of these stocks and call the company to
find out which ones have news pending in the next few weeks or months.
Screening these stocks is pretty simple, look for low float and if the
company has a website, the better. It is easy to convince buying into
a stock when the company has a website, bizarre, but the minions feed
on this kind of stuff.
--Jonny Wadchuter
Week 5:
Dear Diary, a month has elapsed and our first newsletter is going out
tomorrow. We managed to get 20 minions to receive this letter. I
suspect this number will grow as soon as one of our stocks moves
upward. There is bound to be one that moves, then we can spam the internet with "woo-hoo's". What about the stocks that didn't move ?
Who cares, we will recommend to sell them and focus on the one that
did move. All eye's will focus on that stock anyways. This is so
lame, imagine fishing with 1 fishing pole, but now imagine fishing
with 20 fishing poles, one should catch a fish. Shortly afterwards,
word may spread about our little outfit. <g>
--Jonny Wadchuter
Week 4:
Dear Diary, the clan has been working hard, spamming for the past 3
weeks pulling 12 hour days. I admire these hard working people, I
couldn't do this all by myself. I manage to spend about 4 hours
a day myself. The emails are coming in regarding the free newsletter.
I am really surprised of the positive response. There must be alot of
hard-up people trying to make a buck in the market. Hahaha!
--Jonny Wadchuter
Week 3:
Dear Diary, the message boards are doing well, we pulled in some
interesting people, they are inquiring about what the next stock pick
is going to be. Well, the clan an I already found our stock picks
and started accumulating a few weeks ago. These stocks are nothing
more than having my clan search the internet for hyped up stocks and
recommending them as if they were ours. I know that someday we will
have to find some penny stock on our own, but we need to build a base
of minions and get them interested in our movement.
--Jonny Wadchuter
Week 2:
Dear Diary, I just screened a bunch of penny stocks using my "Penny
Stock Tracker 2000" program for stocks that made some major movement
in stock prices. Today's the day to lay out the bait. I am going to
have the clan post messages as if we picked these stocks in the past
but in reality we didn't. Get some suckers to "take the bait". Can
I get away with this ? Sure.... why not, the thread is new and there
is no documentation to say otherwise. Suckers....
--Jonny Wadchuter
Chapter 1: Planting the seeds.
Week 1:
Dear Diary, I just finished organizing Clan Rippenuff and we spent the
last week getting online accounts at major chat rooms and internet
message boards. The major ones are "HooYa", "SillyCone Investor", and
"Ray Jin's Bull Dung".
I just setup my threads on these message boards, titled "The Black Art
of Penny Stock Investments". What a name, this should attract some
fools. I can't stop laughing at this. Are people really that naive ?
I must admit, I am enjoying every minute of this. My plan is in motion today, I had my clan members spam the boards to get noticed.
--Jonny Wadchuter
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