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I see you're on a PATZ board. I'd start a Giants one (if there isn't one already) but I have no time lol
figures tee hee
I plea the 5th... lol
maybe paper will tell me then hehe
u might be right
lol I have a feeling I'm getting nowhere
i'll consider it.
ok pm the details then hehe
You need a shawz run? Putting one in this weekend nuggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i can not confirm or deny any actions that might have been taken, or thought about taking in the recent weeks. i will have to refer all other questions tro my attorney.
"if you only knew" sounds like you've been up to no good so I wanted to know what you were doing exactly lol
can I have a hint? lol
if you only knew!!!!!!!!!!!!!
geeeeeeeeeeeeez why did they get married in the first place lol
boy you must be busy!!
A funny ass letter... lol
MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move
KEEP READING.......
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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.
LMFAO... Paper sayz fekin hillarious
here i is
there you are!
ha that's ok by me
that should be the new theme car for the page... lol
twisted lol
Good Morning and Good Luck Turtle Nation
Good Morning Turtlez Nation
Good Morning Turtle Nation
glad to see you posting again paper
you sure are chatty
The siggy looks just like the mofo that got me
Been a b%@&h... Hopefully next couple months
Hey paper. I'm still here, just not as much. How did the house hunting and car shopping go?
Whats up hop... havent spoken with you in ages
Turtle power is on strike... Changing the Name of the room to the Juice Monkey Traderz... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
he did pretty good. He needs two more ugghhhh. Sux paying so much for work on teeth that will fall out anyway. He brushes too. I hope my girls don't have the same luck with their teeth.
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