Rocky Mountain High Brands Inc (RMHB)

[oilsleuth]

Military glory for the emus:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-12-10/great-emu-war-90-years-on-army-wheatbelt-battle-history/101752238

[Hobie Cat]

No problem’o, we would just blame the Aggies.

[oilsleuth]

I don't mean to disparage emus. Like I said a while back they once defeated the Australian army in open warfare. They got a bad rap in Texas through no fault of their own. How would Texans like it if the Australians kidnapped some long horns and then complained the oil they got from them was lousy?

[Hobie Cat]

Return of the emu….nicely played!

[oilsleuth]

They are getting desperate over there. They are finding you can't soar like an eagle when you only have wings of an emu.

[Hobie Cat]

BUT, at least the pickle videos are bringing good cheer to the other board.

[onthegreen]

1,817 DAYS OF MEXICO LIES / NO ORDERS
Rocky Mountain High Brands Announces Significant Private Labeling Contract
Press Release | 12/19/2017
DALLAS, Dec. 19, 2017 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Rocky Mountain High Brands, Inc. (OTCQB:RMHB), a fully reporting consumer goods company specializing in brand development of health conscious, hemp-infused food and beverage products and a naturally high alkaline spring water announced today the Company has entered into a three-year Master Manufacturer Agreement with CBD Alimentos SA de CV (“CBD”), a food and beverage distributor from Mexico. During the term of this Agreement, CBD shall have the exclusive right to distribute in Mexico the Company’s energy and soft drinks with hemp seed oil and hemp seed extract. In return, CBD will utilize the Company as its exclusive supplier of its hemp-infused drinks.

CBD’s initial purchase order will be 8,000,000 cans, worth up to an estimated $3,600,000 in revenue for the Company during late first quarter or early second quarter of 2018. The 2018 volume requirement is 16,000,000 cans including the initial purchase order. This translates to revenue to RMHB of up to an estimated $7,200,000 in 2018 under this contract. RMHB and CBD will work in good faith to agree to a 2019 volume requirement.

Michael Welch, Chairman of the Board, President and Chief Executive Officer, said, “We are very pleased to have this significant private label opportunity to provide our original hemp-infused drinks in Mexico and are looking forward to working with CBD. This agreement, made possible by CBD, is an important milestone for our Company. We look forward to meeting Mexico’s demand for hemp-infused drinks with our great products. We will work closely with CBD to advance this strategic opportunity.”

The Company filed a Form 8-K with the Securities and Exchange Commission on December 15, 2017. A copy of that filing can be found at:

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1670869/000166357717000415

[kgw]

With the exception of a few, I think most are the same person.

[oilsleuth]

RMHB Latest News

No Recent News Available for this company!

[oilsleuth]

The way that board is conducted it isn't a serious investment forum, it's just a sick joke. It surprises me the proprietor allows its board to be continually misused the way it is and doesn't insist on it being run as a respectable financial platform.

[Haytore]

The "longs" on the other board act more like members of a cult, than an investment group, willing to believe anything that the cult leaders say, no matter how outrageous!

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Summary of progress to date:

Share price is in the toilet
Listing has been downgraded to Pink Limited Information
O/S is well on the way to reaching 1 billion (after the 1:20 reverse split)
Auditors are a revolving door and not prepared to sign off accounts
Quarterly reporting dispensed with
Shareholders are in the dark as to what is happening
Investor Relations guy Paul dropped in to say he is not being paid for his doing nothing but he has visited the bottling plant and seen it with his own eyes and he is a true believer
Adirondickhi bragged about his expertise with the delete button in silencing anyone who dares to express their concerns

But apart from that things are going along marvellously

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

What is funny Paul is some self-proclaimed investor relations bozo who management won't pay and who has nothing of substance to say on this "official" message board but whine about downticks as though they are of any importance. You are just making a fool of yourself Paul although that puts you in good company here.

If RMHB wants a no-cost investor relations guy then they already have their stooge adironniedickhigh to act as their propagandist messenger boy which makes your non-payment "job" redundant.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

You are right Paul, it doesn't really help. But if you want to do something useful you could explain how it was that the RMHB share price increased 2,300% last year as you claimed earlier. We are accustomed to big numbers being thrown around here with gay abandon (I use gay in its original unsullied sense) but that one was in a league of its own.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Thanks for inviting questions, Paul.

It's interesting that you showing up here like this coincides with the recent 6.3 million shares addition to the O/S. At say the market 1 cent that equals around $60K. I'm guessing you are paid by RMHB in shares for your negligible efforts because they are too strapped to pay you hard cash. Would you please confirm.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

You are right Paul, it doesn't help in the least, it's just pointless waffle. You have now put up four posts that inform nothing we didn't already know. Your contact address is old news. In any case worthwhile news can only come from management, and you are just the guy who does a bit of mopping and dusting trying to pretty up the joint.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Greetings fiends. I am planning on not visiting the Dallas bottling plant in February because I think it would be a waste of time and effort to stick my head in the door just to see it doing what it is supposed to be doing and to be told some BS by a hired hand about it being a gold mine in disguise. I will wait it out for the financials (preferably audited - over to you on that one ronnie) to appear from out of the murk some far off day to get some clue as to what the plant is actually achieving for the shareholders in money terms.

But the good news is I am planning on making a world tour to London, Paris, Vienna, Rome, Bombay (er I mean Mumbai), Singapore, Sydney, Auckland, Buenos Aires, Rio de Janeiro, Mexico City and back home again just as soon as RMHB has become a world class company. If anyone would like to know more details of my planned itinerary then please pm me.

[oilsleuth]

Outstanding Shares up 6.3 million to 554,179,482

Looks like they are running short of cash to pay small creditors.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Hello fiends. I am planning on not visiting the Dallas bottling plant in February because I think it would be a waste of time and effort to poke my head in the door to see it doing what it is supposed to be doing and to be told some BS by a hired hand about it being a gold mine in disguise. I will wait it out for the financials (preferably audited) to appear from out of the murk some day to get some clue as to what the plant is actually achieving for the shareholders in money terms.

But I am planning on making a world tour to London, Paris, Vienna, Rome, Bombay (er I mean Mumbai), Singapore, Sydney, Auckland, Buenos Aires, Rio de Janeiro, Mexico City and back home again just as soon as RMHB has become a world class company.

[onthegreen]

1,796 DAYS OF MEXICO LIES / NO ORDERS
Rocky Mountain High Brands Announces Significant Private Labeling Contract
Press Release | 12/19/2017
DALLAS, Dec. 19, 2017 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Rocky Mountain High Brands, Inc. (OTCQB:RMHB), a fully reporting consumer goods company specializing in brand development of health conscious, hemp-infused food and beverage products and a naturally high alkaline spring water announced today the Company has entered into a three-year Master Manufacturer Agreement with CBD Alimentos SA de CV (“CBD”), a food and beverage distributor from Mexico. During the term of this Agreement, CBD shall have the exclusive right to distribute in Mexico the Company’s energy and soft drinks with hemp seed oil and hemp seed extract. In return, CBD will utilize the Company as its exclusive supplier of its hemp-infused drinks.

CBD’s initial purchase order will be 8,000,000 cans, worth up to an estimated $3,600,000 in revenue for the Company during late first quarter or early second quarter of 2018. The 2018 volume requirement is 16,000,000 cans including the initial purchase order. This translates to revenue to RMHB of up to an estimated $7,200,000 in 2018 under this contract. RMHB and CBD will work in good faith to agree to a 2019 volume requirement.

Michael Welch, Chairman of the Board, President and Chief Executive Officer, said, “We are very pleased to have this significant private label opportunity to provide our original hemp-infused drinks in Mexico and are looking forward to working with CBD. This agreement, made possible by CBD, is an important milestone for our Company. We look forward to meeting Mexico’s demand for hemp-infused drinks with our great products. We will work closely with CBD to advance this strategic opportunity.”

The Company filed a Form 8-K with the Securities and Exchange Commission on December 15, 2017. A copy of that filing can be found at:

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1670869/000166357717000415

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Hey Dhubis, the share price falling 50% in a day on large volume is pretty impressive too.

If this board wasn't controlled by stooges and crooks then investors might be better informed.

[goingnuts]

but, we'll never know. Adi makes sure of that.

[Hobie Cat]

Oh my, some serious cu$$ing on the other board!

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

You want impressive? Try that 2,300% rise in the share price last year.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

Welcome back Sam, it sounds like you have been too busy to find the time even to check in with a couple of mouse clicks.

Yes, busy is the operative word. It's all go here.

Like adirondickhi says, they are too busy to update the website and it seems they are also too busy to put out financial statements. It hardly needs saying that being so busy must mean there are wonderful things in progress and all will be revealed ("shared" if you prefer woke vocabulary) in good time as RMHB continues on its way to becoming a world class company. Adi himself is so busy keeping in touch with the Dallas office and monitoring this site (a full time job itself) he is only rarely able to post pics of the drinks on the way to Mexico. A shame really as we all so much enjoy his fantastic input. Our star influencer pickle is always busy too with his spamming but you will soon get tired of him and find it's best to just skip over his rubbishy video links.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

No patches, you aren't wrong. They are three financial quarters behind now.

5 cents wouldn't be nearly enough to get the long-time holders out of the red. The poor sods are now regretting falling for all the bulldust they read here spewed out by adironniedickhi and his buddies.

[WebZzz]

From the other board:
A loyal subject whose lost their farm investing in Rocky’s incompetent Directors in dire straits pleading for financials that’s never revealed but immediate post deletion eminent.

“You know things are bad when you get excited about two cents. If it was five cents that would be a different story.

We could easily be there and much higher if they could figure out the financials.

Has anyone heard anything? Is there like a ball park date when we can put this conundrum behind us and start getting new investors interested? By all reports we have an excellent product.

If memory serves, I believe we are behind about three financial quarters now. Please correct me if I'm wrong, and no, don't delete this post. Just asking a question that pretty much every one wants answered.”

[oilsleuth]

The Rocket and California sample cans were being given away with HEMPd orders on their website which is no longer operating. The new subsidiary Nextbev which was announced 4 months ago is supposedly trying to drum up business somehow though a network of co-packers but it sounds rather fuzzy. Dollar Tree stores are selling their low margin pediatric electrolyte drinks.

Certainly some CBD Life business is being done (we have adirondickhi's loaded truck photos and pickle's spamming to prove it) but there's probably not a big return to RMHB from it. They need to keep on dumping new shares to stay afloat. The other board is very sensitive to increases in the O/S being commented on (most recently up 45 million to 547,879,482).

[kgw]

That was the last can he saved, left over from that Dollar Store purchase in Boston he made 2 years ago.

[Haytore]

It really makes you wonder how many legitimate financial reports this stock has to miss before those doofuses realize that they aint gonna get one! Do they also still believe in Santa Claus and the Easter bunny?

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

What financials are you talking about Dhubis - the March Quarter, the June Quarter or the September Quarter? Is there a Best By date on your can?

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

What a dull board it is when potentially interesting posts are deleted at a rate of 10:1 or more to the allowed posts which are mostly ho-hum sludge (not counting pickle's basically non-posts).

[Hobie Cat]

Yes sir, quite the influencer.

[oilsleuth]

pickle thinks he is doing a wonderful job. I think he must be unemployed so that can hang around Facebook and Instagram all day waiting for Rocket and California stuff to appear and constantly recycling previous stuff. Unlike the high-powered and over-worked ronnie who makes a point of saying he is too busy to follow up on things he is asked to.

[Hobie Cat]

It is obvious that Macroaxis didn’t include the value of Pickle’s video$!

[WebZzz]

From the other board:

Post# of 72060


“Macroaxis.com says:

“Most of Rocky Mountain's fundamental indicators, such as Probability Of Bankruptcy, are part of a valuation analysis module that helps investors searching for stocks that are currently trading at higher or lower prices than their real value. If the real value is higher than the market price, Rocky Mountain High is considered to be undervalued, and we provide a buy recommendation. Otherwise, we render a sell signal.

Our calculation of Rocky Mountain probability of bankruptcy is based on Altman Z-Score and Piotroski F-Score, but not limited to these measures. To be applied to a broader range of industries and markets, we use several other techniques to enhance the accuracy of predicting Rocky Mountain odds of financial distress. These include financial statement analysis, different types of price predictions, earning estimates, analysis consensus, and basic intrinsic valuation. Please use the options below to get a better understanding of different measures that drive the calculation of Rocky Mountain High financial health.

The Probability of Bankruptcy SHOULD NOT be confused with the actual chance of a company to file for chapter 7, 11, 12, or 13 bankruptcy protection. Macroaxis simply defines Financial Distress as an operational condition where a company is having difficulty meeting its current financial obligations towards its creditors or delivering on the expectations of its investors. Macroaxis derives these conditions daily from both public financial statements as well as analysis of stock prices reacting to market conditions or economic downturns, including short-term and long-term historical volatility. Other factors taken into account include analysis of liquidity, revenue patterns, R&D expenses, and commitments, as well as public headlines and social sentiment.

Based on the latest financial disclosure, Rocky Mountain High has a Probability Of Bankruptcy of 87%. This is 140.46% higher than that of the Consumer Defensive sector and significantly higher than that of the Beverages—Non-Alcoholic industry. The probability of bankruptcy for all United States stocks is 118.43% lower than that of the firm.”
….BEWARE INVESTORS BANKRUPTCY INEVITABLE”

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

According to my calculation if RMHB continues its annual 2,300% annual growth rate then from the .012 base it will be $27.60 by the end of the year. Someone said we are sitting on a gold mine here, and those who laughed at Adi's prediction of becoming a world class company are going to have to eat humble pie. Now that the founder of Red Bull has died it leaves a big opening for us and who knows when Elon Musk might make his move?

[oilsleuth]

They come up with some wacky stuff over there. As if any respectable listing of highly performed Wall Street stocks would have that ridiculous (and impossibe) RMHB nonsense on it.

[stokbrokin]

In fact it was originally THCZ$.

[stokbrokin]

Does anyone here remember the original run? I saw this thing go from.0003. To .35 in just over 3 weeks?? What a ride!! What happened to it?? Gltua peace stok

[goingnuts]

Huh? Up 2,300% since last year??? That would make the price last year $.000005 per share. Let's see if anyone on the other board says anything.

[Hobie Cat]

Well yes, I guess. There has been one emu that made it big as a best supporting actor in Liberty Mutual Insurance commercials.

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:
(re. Rocky Mountain High Brands Inc. 2,300% $0.012)

That is most amusing cute1265. Thanks for passing it on. Paul has come up with a real side splitter this time.

[oilsleuth]

It has a more friendly sounding name than snake oil. Plus there's no argument that emus do run fast and emu oil would not be detectable as a performance enhancing drug in athletic competitions.

[Hobie Cat]

Once again, and I truly hate to bring it up, but can anyone say, “emu oil?”

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

ronnie, when you were passed on from Dallas office this info about Grisaffi (which is obviously where you got it from) did they also happen to mention when some audited financials might be forthcoming?

[oilsleuth]

That's what happens when a quack health product (nobody knows what CBD is really any good for) is marketed by a crew of spivs who think they see an opportunity to clean up big on a gullible public. Planting slimy, lowlife stooges like adironniedickhi on message boards to head off honest investors from asking awkward questions and expressing legitimate concerns is all part of the plan.

It is to be wondered how much longer this operation of obtaining cash by diluting the stock with more and more next to worthless shares can be made to last.

[WebZzz]

From the other board:

“Fascinating this stock, these specific investor stooges & the ongoing Corporate Crew who’s still pilfering the public continue to pump this worthless stock. Adick is the biggest stooge promoter whilst eliminating posts of truth from others that reveal frustration, losses, & corporate who can’t file timely financial documents, updates, ect. completely disrespecting while ignoring their own investors. The lawsuits clearly reveal the caliber of character of all RMHB’s corporate directors who’s main interest is to keep their salaries going while they run the company into the dump. adirondackhi Alias Adick can’t be proud of his career hiding behind the scene spewing nonsense about wannabe companies that’s got not future.except for bankruptcy. For years it’s been run to the ground by incompetent directors who have no intention of success. The directors are simply hanging onto their own survival by milking every penny they can from oblivious investors who clearly made bad choices by investing & losing ALL their money in this stock. Grisafi & the current directors are all the same type of people who have no intention of honesty & clearly don’t know how to be successful in their poor administration of RMHB. Embarrassing existence who can’t be proud of dismal performance because they’re too dumb making poor decisions at every level & every step of the way.. Definitely these old wannabe directors reflect their last failed attempt trying to achieve success but rather will likely gonna be forced into poor retirement because they destroy everything they touch because they’re pilferers of the public. Can’t imagine how they could write about any of their performances about the ongoing destruction of this stock. They should all be in jail. This stock has always been doomed by the idiots who can’t perform the simplest tasks & their poor performance is reflected in RMHB pathetic stock performance that reveals a straight downward spiral until bankruptcy & delisting. adirondackhi is a real piece of dog poop that can’t wipe off ur shoes. This company reeks of failure !!! Bye bye boyzzz “

[oilsleuth]

From the other board:

It's kind of sad this board is reduced to being flooded with spam for drinks you can't buy in the USA anyways. No healthy discussion to be had here on RMHB's prospects. Don't mention the financials and the bloated O/S or the mods will go ape. It terrifies them.

[onthegreen]

O/S INCREASED TO 547,879,482 SHARE SELLING SCAM