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[Slojab]

Can we get that in slow motion, please?

[IronNippalz]

His sister?

[IronNippalz]

Wow... this guy looks the same in every picture.

[IronNippalz]

That's better.

[Slojab]

Well, maybe a VERY little.

Dove head-first off a 30 foot bridge once.

Right shoulder's never quite been the same. ( :

[IronNippalz]

Not even a little?

[Slojab]

Thankfully, I never had the urge to do anything really stoopit! ( :

[IronNippalz]

Sometimes they make it...

[Slojab]

YIKES! That made me cringe as much as your old roller blade freefall siggy did.

[andy e]

LMAO....yea, thats what I thought...


I seem to having a problem putting photos or film in my posts anyway.

[IronNippalz]

We will just have to keep it clean

[IronNippalz]

About this well...

[IronNippalz]

No doubt about it.

[andy e]

LOL...that was good..

I got one better...but..she's topless...not sure how that would go over..

[Slojab]

Amazing how people discover their hidden talents!

[IronNippalz]

As funny as this?

[andy e]

LOL....I posted something I thought was funny..

But I don't know what happened to it??

[andy e]

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LOL...OK ya might find this funny!!!!









If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .."
-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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[Slojab]

No! Never stop annoying the pumpbots! ( :

[Slojab]

I'M STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO HOP IN THAT SHOWER!!! LOL

[IronNippalz]

As long as it does not take me away from my real duties...

[IronNippalz]

Hmmmm.... Anatomy lessons. I could do that.

[Slojab]

Now, I'm gonna have to get my magnifying glass out and check out all the people at work, up close and personal.

Fascinating! I never knew an iris would look like that.

Add "educational" to the list in you board's name! ( :

[IronNippalz]

To answer the PMs... Yes. I will continue to annoy those on IHUB who have reached uberdoofus status.

[IronNippalz]

I will have to keep my eye on you.

[Slojab]

LOL If only the little dude had a wispy beard!

[IronNippalz]

We aim to please...

[IronNippalz]

[Slojab]

LOL

I think I'm going to like your new board, iron!

[laurap]

very funny stuff!



look forward to the treasure trove of humour that is all over the place.

[IronNippalz]

[Slojab]

I've waited 15 minutes.

When is someone going to come in and take a shower? LOL

[IronNippalz]

Just one more reminder to be careful and please leave the stock discussion for other boards.

[IronNippalz]

Mixing it up with some of the folks here at IHUB will just give you worms anyway...

[IronNippalz]

Besides, this seems like a much better way to keep an idiot busy.

[IronNippalz]

There are a thousand different ways I could better utilize my time...

[IronNippalz]

It just doesn't seem to do much good anyway... nobody listens.

[IronNippalz]

I am sick of tracking down Pump and Dumps.

[IronNippalz]

Remember... No stock discussions.