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GARY COLEMAN:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy
NICKY:
I'll say.
GARY COLEMAN:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!
NICKY:
Happy?!
GARY COLEMAN:
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.
NICKY:
Well that's not very nice, Gary!
GARY COLEMAN:
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!
D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?
NICKY:
Yeah...
GARY COLEMAN:
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?
NICKY:
Sure!
GARY COLEMAN:
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!
NICKY:
You bet!
GARY COLEMAN:
That's...
GARY AND NICKY:
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!
NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?
GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"
NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!
Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken
GARY COLEMAN:
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!
NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"
GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
NICKY:
Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?
GARY COLEMAN:
Exes getting STDs!
NICKY:
Waking doormen from their naps!
GARY COLEMAN:
Watching tourists reading maps!
NICKY:
Football players getting tackled!
GARY COLEMAN:
CEOs getting shackled!
NICKY:
Watching actors never reach
GARY AND NICKY:
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
GARY COLEMAN:
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.
NICKY:
Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!
GARY AND NICKY:
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!
GARY COLEMAN:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
PLEASE READ THE RULES AND CODE OF CONDUCT OF THE BOARD
So for whatever reason most of my videos were taken down from youtube, you can see the videos that were in post 1-21 here. Sorry for the trouble but I can't go back and edit posts...
1. Welcome to Fail board...
here is the board motto: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA
2. Please post away... but remember we are not here to fight... just post funny videos, pics ect which make people look stupid and make you laugh...
if you attack one and other it doesn't end well for anyone...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaDWpvzMaPM
3. and when you get down to it... we really are here to come together and support one and other...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GSneCF4njI
4. you can post news and other important events...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk
5. You can post things you see on tv...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ&feature=related
6. we can talk about fun and games...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggy50aunhmU
7. but please no talk about the shorts and how they are going to be put in jail...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cniIemTBPIM
8. and remember this is IHUB people you can trust everything said from every poster...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spYjD3C5neM
9. because when it comes down to it every product in these markets they will catch on and spread like a world wide pandemic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfOQ3O4kD3I
10. So don't worry about putting your money in management's hands... they won't drop the ball...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFl_fC3MDuo
11. This is a very safe market... and the authorities know what they are doing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-Qdx6vky0
12. so strap in and enjoy the ride...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1IwjQhbq3Y
13. just don't do anything TOO stupid...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFSl5MHtiqY
14. you have to do your DD to make 100% sure you know what your talking about...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
15. and if you do everything right you will be able to exit your stock when you want with ease.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUjQdMLWLk&feature=PlayList&p=8025E9AE074A719F&index=0&playnext=1
16. because when it comes down to it the average penny stock investor can juggle a bunch of stocks at once..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KS3qZVFwsE
17. so it's time to celebrate!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gjXZdT0Qqw
18. just don't drink too much...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUZ2-RoV258
19. And no one likes a show off...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYUbu_iT9Mw
20. so please don't underestimate others...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5ydm99Cqc
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