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Last Post: 12/30/2012 9:11:07 PM - Followers: 8 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 0

Schadenfreude- Happiness at the misfortune of others...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTh-pPVQH0&feature=related

GARY COLEMAN:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy

NICKY:
I'll say.
                                                                                                                                                                                                 
GARY COLEMAN:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!

NICKY:
Happy?!

GARY COLEMAN:
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

NICKY:
Well that's not very nice, Gary!

GARY COLEMAN:
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!

D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?

NICKY:
Yeah...

GARY COLEMAN:
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?

NICKY:
Sure!

GARY COLEMAN:
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!

NICKY:
You bet!

GARY COLEMAN:
That's...

GARY AND NICKY:
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!

NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?

GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"

NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

GARY COLEMAN:
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!

NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

NICKY:
Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?

GARY COLEMAN:
Exes getting STDs!

NICKY:
Waking doormen from their naps!

GARY COLEMAN:
Watching tourists reading maps!

NICKY:
Football players getting tackled!

GARY COLEMAN:
CEOs getting shackled!

NICKY:
Watching actors never reach

GARY AND NICKY:
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.

NICKY:
Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!

GARY AND NICKY:
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!

GARY COLEMAN:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
 

PLEASE READ THE RULES AND CODE OF CONDUCT OF THE BOARD

So for whatever reason most of my videos were taken down from youtube, you can see the videos that were in post 1-21 here.  Sorry for the trouble but I can't go back and edit posts...

1.  Welcome to Fail board...

here is the board motto: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA 

 

2. Please post away... but remember we are not here to fight... just post funny videos, pics ect which make people look stupid and make you laugh...

if you attack one and other it doesn't end well for anyone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaDWpvzMaPM

3. and when you get down to it... we really are here to come together and support one and other...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GSneCF4njI

4. you can post news and other important events...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk

5. You can post things you see on tv...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ&feature=related

6. we can talk about fun and games...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggy50aunhmU

7. but please no talk about the shorts and how they are going to be put in jail...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cniIemTBPIM

8. and remember this is IHUB people you can trust everything said from every poster...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spYjD3C5neM

9. because when it comes down to it every product in these markets they will catch on and spread like a world wide pandemic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfOQ3O4kD3I

10. So don't worry about putting your money in management's hands... they won't drop the ball...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFl_fC3MDuo

11. This is a very safe market... and the authorities know what they are doing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am-Qdx6vky0

12. so strap in and enjoy the ride...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1IwjQhbq3Y

13. just don't do anything TOO stupid...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFSl5MHtiqY

14. you have to do your DD to make 100% sure you know what your talking about...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

15. and if you do everything right you will be able to exit your stock when you want with ease.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyUjQdMLWLk&feature=PlayList&p=8025E9AE074A719F&index=0&playnext=1

16. because when it comes down to it the average penny stock investor can juggle a bunch of stocks at once..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KS3qZVFwsE

17. so it's time to celebrate!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gjXZdT0Qqw

18. just don't drink too much...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUZ2-RoV258

19. And no one likes a show off...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYUbu_iT9Mw

20. so please don't underestimate others...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5ydm99Cqc

21. and don't worry there is room enough for everyone to post.. So all aboard the fail train!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOEQVgONh0&feature=channel

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#807   Top Ten Fails of 2012 Pro-Life 12/30/12 09:11:07 PM
#806   Ken Leeeeeeeeeeeeee....... ordinarydude 03/14/11 02:55:41 PM
#805   Anyone want to go hunting? z4lover 05/07/10 10:38:09 PM
#804   how old was he then biomanbaba 03/14/10 02:50:36 PM
#803   that poor bastard........cant get a break biomanbaba 02/08/10 02:25:13 AM
#802   Hey it's tiger... z4lover 12/06/09 05:24:43 PM
#801   ROFL.... California should be awash in splooge.... happyguy72 12/04/09 10:14:41 AM
#800   HAHAHAH.... based on current events, lol.... it will happyguy72 12/04/09 10:12:07 AM
#799   The pump... greatest feeling in the world... z4lover 12/03/09 02:18:45 PM
#798   depends... I only take little checks z4lover 12/03/09 02:18:00 PM
#797   yeah... but WHAT chart?? happyguy72 12/02/09 04:42:25 PM
#796   dam...will you take a check? lol.... i happyguy72 12/02/09 04:38:57 PM
#795   Number one on the charts baby!! z4lover 12/02/09 02:30:44 PM
#794   10 bucks says you can't watch this with z4lover 12/02/09 02:12:20 PM
#793   chicks ARE the best... but sometimes only for happyguy72 11/23/09 11:32:21 PM
#792   Closet Door Fail ypsiCPA 11/18/09 08:08:03 PM
#791   FIne way to ruin my fun z4lover 11/18/09 01:47:10 AM
#790   [yt]YxbiLwTLNSs[/yt] CRAZY $$$ 11/17/09 01:21:13 AM
#789   ‹(•¿•)› CRAZY $$$ 11/17/09 01:08:45 AM
#788   and I am a F'N towel and get CRAZY $$$ 11/17/09 01:05:16 AM
#787   Brain Dead people... like the video says... lol... CRAZY $$$ 11/17/09 01:02:35 AM
#786   B.S. no reason to buy that stupid gold CRAZY $$$ 11/17/09 12:56:36 AM
#785   gonna go for a quick swim z4lover 11/16/09 03:23:38 PM
#784   America fail.... z4lover 11/10/09 11:06:49 PM
#783   talk about drunk... z4lover 11/07/09 03:33:58 PM
#782   I need this channel z4lover 11/07/09 03:45:47 AM
#781   Just a nice innocent trip to the zoo z4lover 11/07/09 03:41:06 AM
#780   another guy from the same party.... z4lover 11/07/09 03:34:12 AM
#779   thinking things out fail z4lover 11/07/09 03:19:56 AM
#778   I don't understand why I was always picked z4lover 11/07/09 03:17:33 AM
#777   man I was hungry!!! z4lover 11/07/09 03:09:28 AM
#776   front wheel drive win!!! z4lover 11/07/09 03:07:15 AM
#775   there is a reason why you don't put z4lover 11/07/09 02:53:31 AM
#774   man I've tripped on flat ground before and z4lover 11/07/09 02:51:32 AM
#773   they call this number the nut-cracker z4lover 11/07/09 02:48:48 AM
#772   karma is a bitch z4lover 11/07/09 02:12:33 AM
#771   hope they had their tray tables in the z4lover 11/07/09 02:06:46 AM
#770   wow she sucks at bowling z4lover 11/07/09 12:01:16 AM
#769   the boot doesn't stop me... z4lover 11/06/09 11:53:26 PM
#768   worlds worst job... z4lover 11/06/09 11:52:39 PM
#767   couple m80's in the lake... z4lover 11/06/09 11:52:03 PM
#766   what was that about cats always landing on z4lover 11/06/09 11:50:13 PM
#765   there is a reason I don't like bunk beds z4lover 11/06/09 11:49:07 PM
#764   That's what you get for jumping on me... z4lover 11/06/09 11:48:34 PM
#763   trying to explain the accident wasn't due to z4lover 11/06/09 11:47:23 PM
#762   GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! z4lover 11/06/09 11:46:47 PM
#761   Timing fail z4lover 11/06/09 11:46:07 PM
#760   guess he learned how to make it go... z4lover 11/06/09 11:45:03 PM
#759   YES I FOUND A PARKING SPOT!!! z4lover 11/06/09 11:43:59 PM
#758   how did he not see this one coming? z4lover 11/06/09 11:43:27 PM
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