Clown Free Zone

[deuce bigalow]

ya, i know you and dupe are hot for me, but i don't got that way -lol-

this is where i hangout, with L.A.'s Finest -g-

http://www.playboy.com/

[deuce bigalow]

-LOL-

HARASSING ME HERE TOO, I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE INTERNET FASHION POLICE.

[MythMan]

>>only thing i can de-deuce bigalow from this<<

You're bobby I take it...

http://www.siliconinvestor.com/stocktalk/msg.gsp?msgid=15868689

Yeah I got insider control. LOL!

[deuce bigalow]

who is this lucretious anyway? i did a web search and came up with this link -g-

http://lucretius.isshitty.com/

[deuce bigalow]

what do you think of PLA, i think it's ready to BUST out -g-

[JXM]

Well, you could, but then I would come back with two aliases like so much of a split planeria. Besides, the universe needs the yin and yang of clowns and non-clowns. I am already positioned to play the next bubblicious mania that is based on useless materials. Got me a bunch of gold and NEM and I plan on selling the crap to some greater fool right at the top.

[Lucretius]

can we delete YOU? -vbg-

[Lucretius]

LOL

[deuce bigalow]

f*ck your trading range -bg->>>

can you elaborate?

[deuce bigalow]

I'm big into researching alternate positions. -g->>>

mythman, what has your research come up with, do you like straddles, strangles, bull put spreads or seven-up?

[Poet]

Something tells me you're a bull put spread kinda guy. -g

It looks like Allan finally got his whoosh this morning, though the COMPX is not complying very well. I'm out of the market at this point. All the sideways sloshing wreaks havoc on options.

[MythMan]

now straddles are something I'm very enthusiastic about. I'm big into researching alternate positions. -g-

[smchan]

Maybe we can talk straddles


*blush* I can't remember the last time a lady said something like that in public.

Oh! You mean options...

Sam

[Poet]

Oopsie. I've got a bit of the yellow menace tucked away, but I've got a feeling Satan will be handing out Popsicles in Hell by the time I see much of a profit.

I wish this board would get going a bit. Maybe we can talk straddles. -g

[MythMan]

I've heard about you...-g-


and I'm not a fan of gold.. I was being sarcastic.

[Poet]

Hi Myth,

There's been a bit of talk about it here:

http://www.investorshub.com/beta/board.asp?board_id=387

and here's Hahn's latest on it:

http://www.investorshub.com/beta/read_msg.asp?message_id=99288

Still getting your photos processed? I'm waiting. -g

[MythMan]

any mention of that always useless investment, gold? -g-

[IceShark]

LOL! These guys have been watching CNBS and reading CFZ. -g-

"From an expert's
point of view a very important factor that led to small and medium investor losses is the withholding
of information by [American] news agencies as many of them are directly involved in manipulations
of the stock markets and depend upon their fluctuations. Therefore the [American] policy of
constant good news doesn't prove itself in the growing weakness of the markets... The real
numbers behind the US economy... are below forecasting data by 1.5 - 2 times."

http://www.copvcia.com/us_econ_threat.htm

[MythMan]

No.

[Joel Gander]

anyone having trouble getting on SI tonite?


TIA

[Poet]

Like your eyes and ears. -g

[CobaltBlue]

Don't cat fights get guys hot?-g-

Although I gotta say - if I was a guy those two would make me want to wear protective gear over my most tender and sensitive parts.-ng-

[MythMan]

Oh I agree. I haven't looked at an option link in years...

[IceShark]

I don't even really know who the heck Jenna is/was. Jeff booted me from SI for undetermined reasons, outside of the sheep picture and LG, and I don't look around there much in the last few dayz. So, you are asking the wrong guy.

My comment was really amazement at how they were carrying on after leaving this thread. Don't they have anything else to do in life? -g-

[smchan]

Speaking of Jenna, where'd she go? She promised she would be back stronger than ever on SI and created a new thread, but there's not been a peep out of her since late last night.

Sam

[IceShark]

I'm glad someone channeled Lisa and jenna off this thread. Man they are really going at it off on another thread. Bob must love the increase in post counts. -g-

[Poet]

What are you doing, channeling American Spirit this morning?

I see Allan and company are taking any up movement today as a great opportunity for short positions. And Hahn's saying down until May 14th.

[Lucretius]

lol.... poots are for suckers

[MythMan]

>>BTW, is it just me or is that Sacramento team an ugly bunch of basketball players :)<<

LOL! not into that slavic stuff? -g-

I think the sixers are butt ugly... Mutumbo? I don't think so..

[MythMan]

FU and the poot you watched go worthless....the range owns you...

-g-

[LennyBruce]

>>pointin' finger types are a bunch of nutballs<<

yeah, Jump told me some funny stories about them over some screwballs (OJ & Vodka)

he said something about how he held a special place in his smoke filled heart for those Point & Finger chart chasing clowns.

Mind you, he was fully loaded, as is often the case, but he said that those point and finger folks should be placed in the lambs book of life for buyin' his stocks above NAV (no idea what that means)

Personally, I used to subscribe to the point & finger method but I gave that sh*t up in the seventh grade when I girl named Sue said she was willing to...(rhymes with shoe)

Lenny Bruce- Back for More, ready to compete against those wall street w**res

[JXM]

Lenny,
Yeah, jump pretty much got all of the details right on that one.

Those pointin finger types are a bunch of nutballs.
JXM

[LennyBruce]

Jumper, chairman mao deleted my post also

I simply asked her is she was a hustler

[Jumper]

LennyBruce, yer the true American Spirit

Watch out. Luc will ban you here, too ! >gg<

[LennyBruce]

JXM, you sound like that point and finger trader jump told me about.

Jump said it was some sort of freaky coven

(I am his new broker...and I set him up w/ groovy chicks when I get a chance)

[LennyBruce]

LMAO Mr. Myth - trading range about 2B toast

'How do you know' you ask? Dude, I just came back from the dead - I get access to all kinds of neat s*it.

BTW, is it just me or is that Sacramento team an ugly bunch of basketball players :)

[Lucretius]

f*ck your trading range -bg-

[JXM]

How the hell am I going to get grubs on this thread if you can just go and delete them?

Sheeiiittt, this is a major flaw in the iHub design.

[MythMan]

How's my trading range doing? LOL! It owns YOU


GFY!!!! -g-

[IceShark]

Good 'ole Jump. That guy will never be caught at a loss for words. -g-

[IceShark]

More like Jeff did it for me. -g-

[LennyBruce]

To is a Preposition, Come is a Verb

Dow gave good rhythm
Came quick, don’t matter
Proud to report – Sold Short –
Go by feel – TA for turkeys – Beef Jerky Shrink D*nk
Let ‘em splatter – Big & Pink- I need a drink
Size of portfolio no matter to me,
It’s how you use it brother – makes the ladies chatter

To is a preposition, Come is a Verb
(faster) To is a preposition, Come is a Verb

Jump what a card
Layin’ it on the line, like a re*ard
Sublime, on-time, homey can bust a freaky rhyme

Brother is dark – Like Jackson Pollock -
Judgmental Joker, hard core smoker,
Drinker, fighter, midnight typer, xtra-hyper

Like a candle burnin’ from both ends too fast
Brother scares me into thinkin- he will not last
User, abuser, hard core chooser
His time may be short – we shall see
Old Souls drop body fast – like me G

To is a preposition, Come is a Verb
(Even faster) To is a preposition, Come is a Verb

Shall cap capping -
Love ‘em and leave ‘em
Prices say they are hardly breathin’
Got so drunk w/ Jump last night I am almost heavin’

(Super fast – NASA rocket blast)
To Come
To Come, To Come
To Come, To Come

Talking heads with stocks to sell
'Don’t fight the Fed", beggin' you to crawl into bed
'but I don't give he*d'
"Clown sounds" like a cheap ho for rent
Some day soon - those looks may be spent

Downtown hustlers, bound for hell
Brooks Brothers Suits have no appeal
I'll laugh when they squeal – get real
New deal spiel is surreal.

Copyright 2001 -
Lenny Bruce - Back for more, Purgatory was a bore
http://www.nga.gov/feature/pollock/

[Lucretius]

no, YOU... GFY -g-

[CobaltBlue]

Wanted to make sure you saw the rap song Jumper wrote for you.-g-

http://www.siliconinvestor.com/stocktalk/msg.gsp?msgid=15745604

[Lucretius]

who are you?

[Not_Lucretius]

You "whined" my IHUB Sreen name away from me, now you're
runnin' this thread, too ? Go, ahead.....finish what you
started....ban me from here. <GFY> <VBG>

[MythMan]

who lit this thread up! Yikes! and GFY btw -g-

[Poet]

I don't think we have banning capabilities here. But you guys can delete existing posts now though. So get crackin!!

[CobaltBlue]

I don't seem to have a banning button.-ng-

What do we do about all the junk cluttering up the thread? Leave it here or zap it?

[Lucretius]

let's see.. ban mythman and we'll find out -bg-