Closed

[Cytotekk]

All around WHAT? Just a question from one of the BANNED.

[Cytotekk]

I can attest to that Soxy.

[PegnVA]

Sorry you feel that way...most of us would probably agree you're an all around.

[SoxFan]

I meant humans, sorry!

[PegnVA]

Does that include YANKEE fans?

[SoxFan]

Yes anybody!

[PegnVA]

Anybody?

[SoxFan]

Notice that my name escaped the list. I'm just an overall nice guy. Ask anybody.

[Baloney Patrol]

Tate, I'm sure you'll agree that eleven bans is an awkward number. It isn't your fault. You simply ran out of people to exile before you could reach the more aesthetic figure of 12. Between us, I'm sure that we can come up with a solution to this problem. Any ideas?

[NovoMira]

I love it, BnB...LOL

[BullNBear52]

[NovoMira]

I don't think all of ours are...but am not sure.

[Susie924]

Posted by: AKvetch
In reply to: Paulie Cashews who wrote msg# 58916 Date:8/4/2004 3:33:31 PM
Post #of 58939

Hey guys, clearly Tate would like to see this board closed, at least for now, and she found a way to do it, only Matt didn't go along.

JMO, but why not let her have her wish? Come on over to the newly set up GROPE board. Hopefully it will be a good place for former 202ers to hang.

AK

[fung_derf]

Hey!.......we don't have leeches.

[fung_derf]

Of course.

[Paulie Cashews]

I don't know how Texans march ANYWHERE with all the rattlers, dust storms, flying cockroaches, snapping lizards, leeches, weevils, slugs, tornadoes and flash-floods.

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[NovoMira]

They used to. When did it change? And why? Are all the schools there air-conditioned?

[fung_derf]

And that's why you're not a Texan! We march everywhere. The Nazi's were big marchers as well, although Texans never goosestep.
Are we on topic here?

[Paulie Cashews]

Hmmmm. I've always thought that the only time a girl wants to march is "down the aisle" or to the Mall.

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[fung_derf]

Yeah, the kid who died was overweight and the Carter football program is pretty brutal. For the life of me, I can't figure why they don't start school after labor day?

[NovoMira]

Isn't that ridiculous, Derf. I read about the football player who died after football practice in the Dallas ISD. While I know the cause of death isn't official, the article I read indicated it was heat-related. Plus two other players were sent to the hospital after practice.

Our teachers went back to school Monday. One is a close friend of mine...she said everyone is opposed to school starting so early but no one speaks up loud enough to change it. Kinda typical, no?

[fung_derf]

Neither. She does it for fun.

[Paulie Cashews]

Marching? Is she in the Army or doing time on a work-farm?

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[fung_derf]

It has been over 100 the last three days. They've got my daughter out there marching in the heat from 8AM til 5PM.

[NovoMira]

Geez, Derf...and I'm bitchen! It was only 'bout 95 here. Haven't seen 100 this year...yet. Most unusual for us.

[fung_derf]

We are experiencing a balmy 101 degrees these days.

[NovoMira]

God's country? Hah! Yes, we had nice spring rains... and we were very grateful but we're back to normal now meaning very dry.

[Paulie Cashews]

But I'm going to miss all the little Tate touches that she left in this room:

Like the beverage-coasters on the coffee-table.
Like the little watercress tea-sandwiches she used to make.
Like the vanilla-apple scented candles she always had lit.
Like the Laura Ashley curtains with the little frills.
Like those wool-mittens she knitted for us last Xmas.
Like those jumbo, home-baked black & white cookies she made.
Like sitting by the fireplace and petting the dog.

By comparison, the GROPE room looks like the waiting-room in a methadone-clinic. With grey, cinder-block walls and no chairs.

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[fung_derf]

Yep, we got a goodly part of it. Not as bad as earlier in the year though. Just thunder all dang night!
Not everyone can live in God's country, like you do.

[NovoMira]

Watch it, Derfie...or I'll get my shears out.

Hey, did you get any part of the 13 inches of rain that fell in the Dallas area last week?

[fung_derf]

NO! Now amscray!

[NovoMira]

Huh? But I'm not a former 202er, AK. I just wanted to talk to Paulie...and here's where I found him. Is that ok?

[fung_derf]

Extremely cool picture!

[NovoMira]

Doing great, Paulie. I don't think my brain is working too well though...

'splain your gif, please sir.

[fung_derf]

My analyst says too much change isn't good for me.

[AKvetch]

Hey guys, clearly Tate would like to see this board closed, at least for now, and she found a way to do it, only Matt didn't go along.

JMO, but why not let her have her wish? Come on over to the newly set up GROPE board. Hopefully it will be a good place for former 202ers to hang.

AK

[Paulie Cashews]

Fine. And you? This board is emptier than a tomb on Easter.

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[fung_derf]

If AK's in charge, how did she ban people again? I guess it's a test, she wants to see how many times she can piss off her friends and get them to forgive her.

[NovoMira]

Paulie....How are you?

[Paulie Cashews]

Would someone please crack open the window a little, please?
It smells like kitty-litter and feet in here. Thanks.

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[Mattu]

Notice I caught that and edited it, Quickdraw McGraw!

[AKvetch]

No reason to kill a place where people liked to talk for absolutely no reason.

What a delightfully ambiguous misplaced modifier <g>.

[Mattu]

I honestly don't know what's going on with this board and TATE, but I've unbanned everyone...again.

No reason to kill the place....if you guys still like this board.

[Susie924]

mistake

[NovoMira]

Huh? 'splain, please.

[Paulie Cashews]

Hey Novo,

I'd like to respond but am unable to, due to a restriction more choreographed than the Lee Harvey Oswald prison-transfer.

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[NovoMira]

Paulie...how are you?

[Paulie Cashews]

Would someone please crack open the window a little, please?
It's hot as a bride's breath in here.

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[Susie924]

Good morning!!!!

[occams_razor]

I have a few suggestions.

The Ibox is taking a break for now, till I come up with a theme.