Bureau of Informational and Intelligent Affairs (BIIA)

[Joemoney]

JM CHAIR = 57
ASI = 8 (esti)

[Joemoney]

not on this board I don't

here I do: http://www.investorshub.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=768

[mikeygoldisback]

anyone think nasdaq hits 2000 this year?

[mikeygoldisback]

joemoney. do you follow sunw or ctxs at all?

[Joemoney]

Recount. Total days on iHub = 581.

[Joemoney]

I'm gonna reach 4000 posts next week!!!! I can't wait!!! Damn...I'm pumped up for the markets next week.

[Mattu]

What?

[mikeygoldisback]

MONEY,I DONT CARE JACK,KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY STACK.
JOE HOW R U? HOW ARE YOU MAKIN MONEY THESE DAYS?
MARKET OUTRIGHT FUCKING SUX!

[Joemoney]

I think that's the most relevant and most accurate quote I've read in a while, especially concerning iHub's little flame wars.

[no3putts1]

"Real Knowlege is to Know the Extent of One's Ignorance"


confucius

[husker]

[Joemoney]

jmhollen, There is a sign in the iBox that clearly explains who is to post here and who is not. I'm sorry, but you do not meet the criteria to post in my elaborate and highly montossee forum.

Please exit stage right even...



teeheehee

[husker]

jm maybe you can explain why you replied to my message of long ago? I might have missed something.

[evan]

Surely a TOS is in order?

[Joemoney]

Do not post on my thread.

[Joemoney]

587

[Joemoney]

Don't post on my fucking thread. eom

[Joemoney]

edit.

[Joemoney]

I've been a member of iHub for 538 days, lol.

Divided by 3360 posts = 6.24 posts per day. wheww heeww

[Joemoney]

Still in Jail willy?? LOL!!!!!!!

[Joemoney]

I'm currently verifying my aliases to see if they are still active and I'm also destroying mmmary's dollar signs on RB. You will be able to see some of my aliases as I post them on the NPCT RB thread. The goofy ones will be mine. kinko, lexusman, and a few other goofy named ones. hee hee..

Joemoney

[Joemoney]

This is Joemoney's Off-Topic Discussion. Welcome...

[Joemoney]

I didn't get a PM...

[ttmd4]

WATCH YOU LANGUAGE!!!!!! check you PM!

[Joemoney]

wow, I'm nearing 3000 posts.

[Joemoney]

LOL

[Joemoney]

Boooya!!!! 2500 posts on iHub!!

well, now it's 2501....

go joe...

[Joemoney]

Joey go to bed now.

buuu bye...

Joemoney

[Joemoney]

i got rid of my spammer like message signature. I couldn't take it.

[Joemoney]

100th Post! Go thread. eom

[Joemoney]

99

[Joemoney]

I should have guessed.

LOL


Have fun,
Phil

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

I should have guessed.

LOL


Have fun,
Phil

[Joemoney]

He has my number.. eom

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Joe,

I live pretty close to 123 Sesame street.

Need me to tell Big Bird hello for you?



Have fun,
Phil

[Joemoney]

I get bored late at night, lol. eom

[Joemoney]

Nothing to no one, but I've uncovered the truth behind Sesame Street. ahahahahahha

[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Monkeyman,

whhhhhheeeeeewwwwwww

That meant what to whom?





Have fun,
Phil

[Joemoney]

Interview with best buddy Ernie
The following is an interview with Ernie, best friend, roommate and confidant to Bert. Some scenes deemed explicit by the editor have been cut out, but still remains graphic. Reader's discretion is again stressed.

Interviewer: How long have you known Bert?

Ernie: Oh, over 20 years now.

Interviewer: have you always lived together?

Ernie: Yes, for as long as I remember.

Interviewer: How has it been living with him?

Ernie: It has been really difficult.

Interviewer: Difficult? Can you elaborate.

Ernie:Well you see... um.. Bert is kinda has a dual personality... during the show, he's a pushover and very geeky. But when the camera stops rolling he becomes a raging maniac.

Interviewer:Maniac.. how do you mean?

Ernie: Well he hurts me and stuff.

Interviewer: Why do you still live with him then?

Ernie: He says if I leave the apartment he'll kill me and Rubber Duckie.

Interviewer: He can't possibly be serious.

Ernie: He is, he is very capable of this. Once, me and Duckie tried to escape... He almost strangled me to death.

Interviewer: Why does he force you to stay?

Ernie: I think he needs company, you know when he overdoses and stuff, also he likes to touch me. He ------CUT------

Interviewer: Here, here, please stop crying. (pause) Are you okay now?

Ernie: (sniff) Yes, please continue.

Interviewer: You mentioned overdosing... overdosing on what?

Ernie: Bert experiments with all kinds of stuff, L.S.D., Speed, Ecstasy, Heroin, Cocaine, Cannabis... he taught me all the names... I hate him most when he is high.

Interviewer: Why?

Ernie: It's when he's high when he makes me do stuff.

Interviewer: What kind of stuff?

Ernie: He makes me go to the Pigeon shed and ------CUT------

Interviewer: What??!!

Ernie: Please I cannot talk anymore... I gotto go.

The Interview ended abruptly with Ernie hysterically shaking and in tears.... We persued no longer, this soul was already in too much pain.

[Joemoney]

Intercepted E-mail Correspondence with Jeffrey Dahmer

The following is a series of E-mail correspondence between famed murderer/cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer and Bert. Contains violent language, reader's discretion is advised.

to: Jeffrey Dahmer ([e-mail]) from: Bert ([e-mail]) subject: Greetings! At 11:37 AM 11/26/94 -0800, Bert wrote:
Hello Jeffrey! Remember me.. Bert! We met once at the Evil People Convention. How's it been hanging? I've been busy myself. Are you still doing a lot of carving? How's the meat this season? Bert


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to: Bert ([e-mail])
from: Jeffrey Dahmer ([e-mail])
subject: (re:)Greetings!
At 8:31 PM 11/27/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote:
Bert,
Of course I remember you! You were the one who gave
me that recipe for Infant Soup. Thanks a million.
I've been fine, the seasons been great, lots of fresh sweet meat.
I love kids. BTW if I remember right you have a Children related occupation.
Do you think you can source me some seven year olds?
Jeffrey


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to: Jeffrey Dahmer ([e-mail])
from: Bert ([e-mail])
subject: Kids
At 9:43 PM 11/27/94 -0800, Bert wrote:
Jeff,
Sure I can! How many do you need?
There are lots of kids here. (nice and plump)
I'll send you a sample soon.
Bert


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to: Bert ([e-mail])
from: Jeffrey Dahmer ([e-mail])
subject: (re:)Kids
attachment: Butchering.txt
At 7:20 PM 11/30/94 -0700, Jeffrey Dahmer wrote:
Wow, the leg you sent me was excellent! I want more.
Can I get some by the bulk?
Also attached is a file on how to prepare the meat.
This way you can keep the meat in prime condition.
Jeffrey


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to: Jeffrey Dahmer ([e-mail])
from: Bert ([e-mail])
subject: Sweet Meat
At 6:24 PM 11/31/94 -0800, Bert wrote:
Jeff,
Thanks for the text file you sent. It was very
informative. I'll make sure the next batch of
meat I'll send over will be prepped this
way.
Bert

[Joemoney]

Interview with the Muppet Spokesperson Kermit the Frog

The following is an interview with Kermit, reporter, correspondent, and Muppet spokesperson . Some scenes deemed explicit by the editor have been cut out, but still remains graphic. Reader's discretion is again stressed.

Interviewer: How well do you know Bert?

Kermit: I've known him for over fifteen years now.

Interviewer: Has he always been violent?

Kermit: Actually, no - I think it all started with the Bottle caps?

Interviewer: Could you explain?

Kermit: Well he had this bottle cap collection.. and one day he lost one, he was searching all over Sesame Street for it, well he went around raging, threatening to kill. He was so paranoid, he was blaming it on poor old Grover. He was shaking Grover around beating him up.

Interviewer: Then what?

Kermit: Well good ol' Mr. Hooper found a solution... he got a bottlecap that looked exactly like the one Bert lost and gave it to him. He pretended that he found it.

Interviewer: How often did these episodes of madness happen?

Kermit: Often after that. He would be caught stealing Maria's underwear. He tried to rape Prairie Dawn a few times.

Interviewer:Prairie Dawn?

Kermit: She's one of the girl Muppets here in Sesame, Bert's affections of love were turned down by her a few times... then Bert got violent. He would corner her into dark corners of the Street, and assault her. Bert is a really evil person, I wish he would be put to jail.

Interviewer: Why have you made no actions toward this?

Kermit: He threatens to kill us, he has friends in a Columbian Drug Mafia you know. He says if anyone reports... he's gonna have them skinned alive. We are all scared.

[Joemoney]

whhhhhheeeeeewwwwwww

[husker]

Joe Geesh - that''s like telling my age, but lets just say I make it back there every couple years and I expect to be there in a couple months! I do miss seeing the huskers and mavericks in action(football). Still have family and friends there.


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[Joemoney]

off to bed i go. owww hoowwww. eom

[Joemoney]

kinda boring out here in the corn stalks.

how long has it been since you have lived in omaha?

Joemoney

[husker]

Joe
how's ol'Omaha doing? great place to be from.


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[Joemoney]

nap time for joey. eom

[Joemoney]

Don't smile, it's never fun when I can't defend ancient Egypt from space aliens trying to destroy the world.

argh

eom

[WillyWizard]

:)

Disclaimer: http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=243398 This disclaimer is copied off my web site and should be read in conjunction with all my posting at IHUB.

[Joemoney]

Serious Sam network not working properly. arggghhh eom