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CMKX News

CMKM Diamonds today announced that it is shifting its business model from falsified diamond mining to falsified medical marijuana growing. The new company will be named THC, Hemp & Something Ending in IUM.. "We have surveyed the imaginary acreage bordering our nonexistent drilling operations and have determined it to be cannabisiferous," said Urban Casavant, deceased CEO of CMKM.

All expenses associated with the transition are expected to be covered by $5 Billion in Euro denominated Global Bonds issued by a Republic in Oceana and backed by the full faith and canteen credits of Rufus Paul Harris.

Don'tBogartThatJointTech (formerly Spongetech) is expected to fabricate advertising and handle mock distribution.

It is expected that the new company will enter into negotiations with newly renamed Inhalers Hub to supply investors of moral turpitude.

SOURCE: Satanic News Syndicate