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[vantillian]

Top 10 Annoying Posters You'll Meet On iHub

1. Dimitri Impressyourpantsov -- has never made a losing trade. Ever. And makes sure everyone knows about it daily. Verdict: LIAR

2. Mr. Grumpygills -- doesn't want anyone to make money except him. Gets angry at the success of others. Verdict: JERK

3. Captain Gloomandstalk -- is still obsessed with the stock that roasted him back in the early 90s. It's like memories of a high-school sweetheart he can't give up. Verdict: BROKE

4. Professor Galaxy -- is smarter than you and goes to great lengths to demonstrate it. Verdict: INSECURE

5. Uncle Joe Kinkyperv -- is a pervert. Verdict: HOUSE ARREST

6. Billy Cheapskate -- will do whatever it takes to buy in one tick lower. Verdict: KINDA FUNNY

7. Admiral Pumpatronic Percentage Gain (PPG) -- has so many volume/price alerts going off his head is constantly spinning. And so is ours as we try and keep up with his disjointed and prolific posting. He will be the guy pounding the table on the stock trading .001 x .05 with 100 shares traded and up 5,000%. Verdict: MOCK

8. Johnny Noobmeyer -- "Is this a good stock?" Verdict: NO

9. Peter PrivateMessage -- "I know my last 17 alerts didn't pan out like I had hoped, but THIS is the one." Verdict: COOL I WILL GRAB SOME

10. vantillian -- just a guy trying to put out a fire. Verdict: GIFT SUBSCRIPTION