Men's Campfire

[Past and present]

***The Good The bad and The Ugly Side Of Life***

..1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's Twins

Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

..2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She's a lawyer.

..3. Good: Your wife and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: Your wife can't find her birth control pills.

Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

..4. Good: Your oldest son understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than your wife.

..5. Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your 10 year old daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.

..6. Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.

...7. Good: Your 15 year old daughter got a new job

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.

.....Very Ugly: She makes more money than you do.