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[arizona1]

I guess it goes on forever......love it Steph!

Every day the government is shut down, it hurts the economy. It’s that fucking simple.

Nearly 9 million mothers, infants and children in poverty receiving nutritional aid from the government have maybe “a week or so” before funds dry up. Fuck you for even toeing this line, Congress.

Thousands of poor and elderly Massachusetts residents receiving federal fuel assistance to keep their homes warm are now left in the cold by the shutdown. Hey Congress, maybe send some of the piping hot bullshit you’ve been shoveling lately up their way to help them stay warm at night. Fuck you.

Congress, you are less popular than head lice, Nickelback, root canals, and Donald Fucking Trump. Seriously. How the fuck did you

To Michelle Bachman, who on the day of the shutdown said, out loud, for the record, not sarcastically or under any form of coercion, “We’re very excited. It’s exactly what we wanted, and we got it.” Fuck you to infinity.

In a most-delicious dose of irony, no, hypocrisy, no, stupidity caught on camera, Rep. Randy Neugebauer chastised a parks employee for enforcing the shutdown that he himself voted for

You know your Congress sucks when the officially named “Do pull that off?Nothing” 80th Congress actually got more done.
On behalf of every student trying to figure out how to write a political science research paper without access to government websites, we’re going to go ahead and say “fuck you Congress” without citation.

Then there was that time when the U.S.’s credit rating got totally fucked because the markets decided we can’t be trusted to pay our bills. Guess which branch of government bore the brunt of that blame? Ya don’t fucking say, it’s the legislative.

A bunch of WWII veterans needed to bust their way through a barricade to visit the memorial for their fellow soldiers in DC. A real fucking bang up job there, Congress.
http://fuckyoucongress.com/everyday-the-government-is-shut-down-it-hurts-the-economy