LOLGOP
- GOP SCIENCE: Greenhouse gases have no effect on the climate but gay people can ruin my marriage.
- SPEAKER BOEHNER: Chemical weapons are terrible but we must focus on stopping the effort to get poor people health insurance at home first.
- Obama turned Republicans against war. If you did that, you'd deserve the Nobel Peace Prize too.
= Advice for Republicans threatening to blow up our economy over Obamacare: Next time, don't nominate the guy who invented it for president.
- Are conservatives going to raise money to help George ZImmerman pay his divorce legal bills? I mean, we can assume he's not at fault.
- SCIENTISTS AGREE: The more likely you are to think a fetus is a person, the less likely you are to think a woman is.
Silence is golden but duck tape is gray.
