Tornado Alley (PROG)

[SoxFan]

LOLGOP

- Clinton: Obamacare is better than the current system.

GOP: That's what we're afraid of.


- I honestly think a politician who properly utilized a Jeff Dunham-style puppet could take over the Republican Party in about four days.

- SCIENTISTS AGREE: If Ted Cruz spent his entire life playing iPhone poker, the world would be a better place.

- FUN FACT: Conservatives enjoy spending Labor Day weekend pretending weekends would exist if not for Labor.

- If same-sex marriage threatens your marriage, what wouldn't?

- "I'm so disappointed President Obama did what Republicans asked him to do." - Republicans

- If they were real Patriots, they would have released Tebow into Boston Harbor.

- The good news is that it's been a terrible few months for people who take pleasure in making gay people miserable.

- Obama has turned the GOP against their health care plan, tax credits & a Middle Eastern war. Wait till they see his Reagan tattoo.

- It's weird that we don't make all the people who still think the Iraq War was a good idea wear a funny hat or leg irons.