LOLGOP
• Discipline your kid now, so society won't have to listen to him talk about Ayn Rand later.
• Reminder: More Americans are in jail for smoking pot than for crashing the economy and killing 8 million jobs.
• Republicans are often forced to pick between the richer of two evils.
• REMINDER: No (black) president has ever taken as much vacation as President Obama.
• REMINDER: Religious freedom is my freedom from your petty biases. Not your freedom to make your petty biases law.
• By this point in his presidency, George W. didn't stop 9/11, blew the surplus, invaded Iraq, let bin Laden escape, turned student loans into indentured servitude & took a sh*t ton of vacation.
Silence is golden but duck tape is gray.
