LOLGOP
• An 18 year old born in Texas has lived her entire life under the governorships of George W. Bush or Rick Perry. It can only get better.
• REMINDER: We're calling poor kids "fetuses" to get Republicans to care about them. Thanks.
• Rick Santorum's plans this weekend definitely do not include a same-sex marriage. No way. No how. Never. No, sir. Not at all.
• If you think God was fine with wars that killed millions but will end the world because two women can marry, Paypal me all your cash.
• Conservatives still "investigating" Benghazi, You're not embarrassing yourselves at all.
• PLEASE NOTE: Chris Christie rejects same-sex marriage and Medicaid expansion while cutting Planned Parenthood. He is not your boyfriend.
• REMINDER: You can no longer pretend to be for "freedom" if you're not celebrating gay couples finally being to enjoy a basic right they've been denied.
• He attacks unions and Planned Parenthood, guts education and gives tax breaks to people who don't need them.
Chris Christie: Typical Republican.
• If CNN really cared about ratings, the hosts of the new Crossfire would be Newt Gingrich and his 3 wives -- and their lawyers.
• If you're spending your weekend trying to stop two adults in love from marrying, your wife probably appreciates the free time.
• Huckabee: I'm no homophobe but let me compare marriage equality to the naughty sex acts I'd be doing right now if I could.
• Rick Perry can get away with using the term "pre-born" if he refers to people as the "pre-executed."
• The Founders had no idea that Republicans would try to marry, let alone mate. Now's the time to fix this with a constitutional amendment.
• PLEASE NOTE: The more convinced you are that you know what God wants, the less you should be taken seriously.
• Yesterday's Straight Pride celebration was awesome. We all listed what sort of animals we might marry because of the DOMA decision.
Silence is golden but duck tape is gray.
