LOLGOP
• The Dow is up for the 10th day for the first time since '96. If Mitt had won, today would be when GOP made us all get Mitt face tattoos.
• Today is Pi Day -- if you believe so-called "calendars."
• Dennis Rodman is getting the kind of publicity that only C-list celebrities endorsing Mitt Romney used to get.
• A nearly identical budget from Paul Ryan. A birther headlining CPAC. Transvaginal ultrasound laws redux. REBRANDING!
• The difference between CPAC and the Papal conclave is that at least one guy at the conclave is electable.
• Ashley Judd's campaign ads are going to be epic. Never mess with a woman who has Morgan Freeman on speed dial.
• Jeb Bush is now for a Path to Citizenship and America is for a Path to Not Hear the Bush Name Anymore.
• Conservatism is a crutch for people who can't deal with people.
• Which will end up hurting the GOP more? Sarah Palin quitting after her VP run? Or Paul Ryan not?
• If equal marriage does stop heterosexuals from marrying, do you know how good that would be for divorce rates?
• PLEASE NOTE: You're complaining about all the people on food stamps while opposing raising the minimum wage.
• If you argue that fighting debt is more important than creating jobs, you're doing neither.
• I'm not sure being an actress will hold Ashley Judd back. Being a Simpsons character hasn't hurt Mitch McConnell.
• If your argument is "What about the kids?" and you mean White House tours and not the 600,000 about to be cut from WIC, cancel basic cable.
It's wait until next year again time
