Tornado Alley (PROG)

[SoxFan]

LOLGOP

• Asking Mitt Romney what he did wrong is like asking Todd Akin how to find the G spot.

• I agree with Ann Romney when she blames the media for Mitt's loss -- if by "media" she means recording devices.

• Ann Romney: America would have been so much better off if Mitt weren't around the house so much.

• Pay attention to Mitt Romney's interview on Fox yesterday. If he sees his shadow, we get 2 more months of the GOP pretending to like him.

• The sequester will put 750,000 Americans out of work. But the GOP laughs because Bush used to do that in a month.

• The sequester is now in effect. The UK is about to hit a triple-dip recession and the GOP says, "I'll have what she's having."

• Republican: Someone who believes you can’t blame Bush for the economy but you can blame Gore for Climate Change

• The GOP has rebranded itself as the party that accidentally ruins the economy to one that ruins it on purpose.