Tornado Alley (PROG)

[SoxFan]

LOLGOP

• GOP: The sequester could kill 750,000 jobs? Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. When Bush was around, we did that in a month.

• When historians look back they'll be amazed how a conspiracy of big oil and con men selling books turned fundamentalism into a ponzi scheme.

• Do Republicans still like the Bible after Obama was sworn in on one, twice?

• REMINDER: If two adults wanting to spend their lives together still bugs you, grow up.

• If McCain were as interested in investigating the 9/11 attacks that happened when we had a GOP president, maybe we could have skipped Iraq.

• Lindsey Graham vows to block Chuck Hagel's nomination until he finds out who framed Roger Rabbit.

• I bet you Beyonce supports raising the minimum wage and not just because she cares about the other members of Destiny's Child.

• At this point, the only person happy to see John McCain booked on a Sunday Show is Cindy McCain.