LOLGOP
• Marco Rubio is going green. He recycling each and every word Mitt Romney said since 2009.
• America. Where voting against Violence Against Women Act won't ruin your career. But getting really thirsty on TV will.
• Thirsty Marco Rubio didn't inherit anything -- except every lie from Mitt Romney's campaign.
• PLEASE NOTE: The next 4 years of Marco Rubio's life will be spent playing out a $1 bet between the Koch brothers.
• GOP: If we raise the minimum wage, we may have to adjust our whole 47% paradigm, and that's working so well for us.
• NEW POLL: President Obama can make Republicans hate themselves by simply saying he likes them. (Wash Post Poll found Republicans in favor of some things until Obama was in favor of them and then they weren’t)
• REMINDER FOR THE STATE OF THE UNION: It's important to blame both sides -- the Republicans and the Tea Party.
• The one thing the GOP hates more than admitting Obama inherited a huge deficit is admitting how fast he's shrinking it
• I'm sure those 22 male Republican Senators have an excellent reason to be in favor of violence against women.
• If only the State of the Union were held in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Then Ted Nugent could never get in.
• GOP: We invited a guy who said the president should suck on a machine gun to the SOTU. Why does the media associate us with lunatics!!?
• Republicans beginning to get nostalgic as they realize they only have 4 more Black History Months to harass the first black president.
• Happy birthday, Abraham Lincoln, who has as much to do with the modern GOP as Homer does with the Honda Odyssey.
• Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Ted Nugent. The GOP's response to the State of the Union has turned into a visual aide to explain devolution.
• GOP: We WILL NOT stop embarrassing ourselves until something, something BENGHAZI.
• The Pope retiring at 85. Only two more years and he'd have gotten Medicare under the Ryan Budget.
• To everyone complaining about Rihanna getting back together with Chris Brown: We let the GOP win the House after 8 years of Bush/Cheney.
• You're going to hear a lot of talk in the next few weeks about the first black pope. This will be big for the Tea Party.
It's wait until next year again time
