LOLGOP Rick Santorum warns that if the Boy Scouts start accepting gay Scouts, all segregation in America is at risk. Nothing is more harmful to conservative undergarments than the sight of a woman enjoying herself. I do appreciate that John McCain is engaged in a nearly never-ending campaign to remind us why we're glad he is isn't president. REPORT: Moments into the Superbowl blackout Chris Christie sensed that he may have another chance to hug President Obama. Let he who has not had sex with his own hand be the first to call others "gay."