LOLGOP
BREAKING: Republican Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, drawn his weapon and is now standing his ground.
9/10 Americans support universal background check. NRA Enemies List should be 282,522,636 names long.
The Bushes must look at the Clintons and wonder what it's like for people to be sad when you leave office.
Despite the GOP's best efforts, another Clinton has finished a term with nearly unprecedented popularity.
This, I believe, is the first time Rush has called Latinos lazy since his maid wouldn't pick up his Vicodin for him.
Today is Ayn Rand's birthday or -- as Rand Paul calls it -- Christmas.
Republicans are beginning to get nostalgic after realizing they only have 4 more Black History Months to harass the first black president.
If the Dow hit 14,000 under a President Romney, tomorrow would be "Mandatory Get a Mitt Face Tattoo Day."
It's wait until next year again time
