Tornado Alley (PROG)

[SoxFan]

LOLGOP

Give a Republican a fish and he'll think he learned how to fish. Teach him to fish and he'll call you socialist.

Republicans who say you can't make gun laws unless you love shooting guns need to apply the same logic to same-sex marriage.

People who think Sarah Palin will never have another TV job don't watch QVC.

They warned us that if we raised taxes on the richest 1% the Dow would hit a 5-year high and unemployment claims would hit a 5-year low.

It's good that people are arguing that Jesus would be pro-gun. It helps us figure out who has never read the Gospels.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with Fox News.

Why's Paul Ryan wasting his time pimping charts? There's a $1 million-a-year opening at Fox News for a failed VP candidate.

If you make your politics all about banning abortion & you also oppose making birth control basic health care, we get it: vaginas scare you.